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The Daily Word in tester city, drunk elk and Schweddy Balls

City Council fails to override the mayor's veto of a measure that called for the feds to look into APD. Citizens at the meeting are outraged.

Company schemes to build a vacant tester city in New Mexico.

Ice cream man pulls a knife, according to family.

Meteorologist found asleep in a bathtub with a dead guy wearing a dog collar.

Guv pushes to merge state departments to save money.

Drunk elk stranded in apple tree.

9/11 by the numbers.

Vinyl faces.

Hamlet goes homophobe.

Dick Cheney is honored when people say he's like Darth Vader.

It's National Honey Month. Did you know it can clean your wounds and fix your scratchy elbows?

Stop CHEWING like that.

The future of Grateful Dead marketing endeavors, man.

Ben and Jerry's latest flavor: Schweddy Balls.

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The Daily Word 12.02.10: The exclamation point edition!

Lobo Lucy was groped, according to APD.

No condoms for APS students, say emotional parents.

New major at UNM.

Interpol issues an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Ex-VP will be charged in a Nigerian bribery case.

Holy matrimony! Same-sex couples can't divorce in Iowa.

2018 World Cup heading to Mother Russia. U.S. loses 2022 to Qatar.

Shark attacks at Egyptian hotel. Sharktopus!

Sports training for babies. 400 babies!

Ant-covered Jesus smote.

Usher Molests Inanimate Objects: A Guide

Eminem hoards Grammy nods for his tired b.s.

300 sextillion real stars!

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The Daily Word 10.14.10: Chilean miners rescued, Lobos No. 1, Cheney won't apologize

Albuquerque's Chilean community celebrates the miners' rescue.

Martinez ditches a campaign contribution from a rape joke-making Texan guv candidate.

Is this teen the ninja bandit?

14,000 abandoned mines punched into New Mexico.

Killer pens an apology letter 10 years later.

The Lobos rank No. 1 … on ESPN's Bottom 10 list.

The city will refile charges against a man charged with feeding homeless people Downtown without a permit.

Cheney never apologized to the dude he shot in the face.

Rapper T.I. saves a man threatening to jump from a skyscraper.

Darryl Strawberry sells chicken wings in Queens.

The world's new shortest man.

The McRib is coming back on election day.

Life-sized Lego models.

History Lesson

DayBird Historical Events of February 11

55 – Tiberius Claudius Caesar Britannicus, heir to the Roman Emperorship, dies under mysterious circumstances in Rome. This clears the way for Nero to become Emperor.

1531 – Henry VIII of England is recognized as supreme head of the Church of England.

1916 – Emma Goldman is arrested for lecturing on birth control.

1938 – BBC Television produces the world's first ever science fiction television program, an adaptation of a section of the Karel Capek play R.U.R., which coined the term "robot".

1953 – President Dwight Eisenhower refuses clemency appeal for Ethel and Julius Rosenberg.

1990 – Nelson Mandela, a political prisoner for 27 years, is released from Victor Verster Prison outside Cape Town, South Africa.

2006 – Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney accidentally shoots Harry Whittington in the face, neck, and upper torso while hunting quail.

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