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The Daily Word in debate hangovers

Consensus is that President Obama and KitchenAid lost last night's debate, leaving Neil deGrasse Tyson and Big Bird the clear winners.

Facebook has a billion daily users and none of them will like the picture of your kid doing that thing you posted.

White college kids from Texas do the craziest things.

Food prices rising at Balloon Fiesta.

Chicago police find 1,000 pot plants growing in a field.

Arrests made following this weekends shooting at Fantasy World.

Miguel Cabrera wins baseball's first Triple Crown since 1967.

Cheese smugglers busted in Canada.

What if everyone on earth pointed a laser pointer at the moon at the same time?

Chevy dealer totally sorry he had you arrested over pricing error.

Can a new font help dyslexic readers?

Happy Birthday Charlton Heston!!!

    Flashback

    One of the Alibi’s earliest editors remembers the olden days.

    Lauri Sagle is an instructor of English at the University of Hawai’i and the recipient of the Chancellor’s Award for Teaching Excellence. She is a core contributor to the English department and an integral member of the women’s studies department. She left the Alibi on December 28, 1994.http://www.hawaii.edu/about/awards/hilo.php?award=sagle
    Lauri Sagle is an instructor of English at the University of Hawai’i and the recipient of the Chancellor’s Award for Teaching Excellence. She is a core contributor to the English department and an integral member of the women’s studies department. She left the Alibi on December 28, 1994.

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    The early days of The Alibi, then known as NuCity (before a Chicago publication with a phonetically identical name threatened to rip out all of our editorial teeth), were the types of days that every flash-of-genius writer chortles over when he's being interviewed by Oprah about his sizzling debut novel, or every tech guru recalls as she laughingly characterizes her time spent paying her dues before the Big Brilliant Idea that Changed Technology ForEver. They were days of subsisting on Fred's bagels (since we mostly got paid in "bagel bucks" instead of cash); working (sometimes even crashing) in a hot office box with Department of Health condemnable carpet; and simply assuming, with the nearly impervious certainty of youth, that everything would get better, and that we'd have fun in the meantime.

    But since I was a bit older (a UNM grad student) than the whippersnappers (freshly minted University of Wisconsin alumni who'd graduated at age 14 after starting the now-famous Onion and who then bounded over to Albuquerque to launch NuCity), maybe my perviousness was perviouser because a couple of symbolic events shook my sense of admittedly weak professionalism.

    One came in the form of the "serious" debut of our politics issue. We'd worked hard on the format and content: local pols running for office had been profiled; corresponding election season events had been catalogued; illustrations had been applied to cleverly embellish the stories. I, as the Managing Editor/Editor, along with our Copy Editor at the time, had the last look through before giving the final approval. Perfect! So proud! So political! So grown up! Too bad about the blaring, mega-point headline that spelled the word "candidate" wrong, as we saw the next day before the issue inexorably hit the stands–a classic minor-major detail. The other folks at the paper who were psychologically healthier than I was just laughed it off, smoked a cigarette, and began laying out the next issue.

    The second event actually came before the first one chronologically, but it had bigger ramifications at the time. We were applying for membership in AAN, the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies, and a group of us (Chris Johnson, Dan Scott, Landry? Dabney? O'Leary? Jonesy? Petersen?) had flown over to California with our precious offering–an issue that featured a solid, well-researched story by the inimitable Tim McGivern, illustrated by the swashbuckling Jason Waskey. We actually had to appear before a panel of AAN judges in an American Idol meets the North Korean Ministry of People's Security moment. And we were eviscerated. Bomblets like "juvenile" and "unprofessional" and "unworthy" were tossed about casually by people who were supposed to be cool! They had the word "alternative" in their dang title! Where was the encouragement, the pub invitation, the tender promise of mentorship? AAN was important since, through membership, we could use their big stories in our paper and they could pick up and circulate ours as well. It was the only time, to date, that a professional setback made me cry. One journalist in the judging group did attempt to defend us and spoke to us afterward as well. He was the lone African American on the panel and commended the diversity of our coverage. Chris and Dan lobbed a few choice expletives, laughed, said we'd be fine, and smoked some cigarettes.

    They were right. We eventually did make it into AAN, now operating under the expanded 21st identity of Association of Alternative Newsmedia. "Canidates," both in title and in practice, are long forgotten. (Although we did once have an interesting conversation with at-the-time New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson, which presaged his perpetual libertarian presence on the national ticket ... but that's another story.) So while most of us, past and present, may not be Oprah dazzlers or tech zillionistas, we probably have better carpet now, and the Alibi still laughs, spits out an expletive here and there, maybe smokes a cigarette when the spouse isn't looking, and publishes onward.

    opinion

    Video from the Chicago NATO protests

    In this week’s opinion slot, Andrew Beale recounts his trip to the City of Wind to film and participate in the protests against NATO. He argues that biased mainstream media accounts are part of why more people get their news from Internet sources and from shaky cell phone videos posted to YouTube. Online, Beale’s piece “Don’t Believe the Hype” includes video footage he shot at the demonstration.

      V.21 No.24 | 6/14/2012

      Occupy the Alibi

      Don’t Believe the Hype

      The image of veterans flinging their medals in the direction of McCormick Place, where the summit was held, provided an incredibly strong statement that our columnist will never forget. As powerful as that was, the act was far overshadowed by the violence immediately afterward, he writes.

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      news

      The Daily Word in Ad-Rock, aliens vs. gods and working too hard

      African American father and son say they were racially profiled, and APD took $17,000 in cash off their hands for no good reason.

      Neil Armstrong almost never does interviews, but he spoke with Australian accountants about his trip to the moon.

      Ad-Rock talks about MCA's death.

      Who puts in the most hours at work, country-wise? How do you stack up?

      KRQE scrutinizes New Mexico's pork barrel projects.

      George Zimmerman was pretty tight with Sanford police.

      Top two Mexican cartels stage public massacres to taunt authorities and frighten civilians.

      Office break rooms are disgusting pits of germs, says guy who cares.

      There may be no daily newspaper in New Orleans after The Times-Picayune announces cutback plans.

      The company that owns Chicago's daily bought its weekly. (That's like the Journal purchasing the Alibi.)

      Tennessee walking horse trainer pleads guilty to cruelty.

      Egypt is voting for president for the first time.

      Can the human race tell aliens from gods?

      Beautiful rot.

      MIT alleviates an age-old human frustration: getting ketchup out of the bottle.

        news

        The Daily Word in Facebook stocks, Frankenfish, finger sandwich

        Facebook hits the stock market, but not every one is buying in.

        Trayvon Martin case gets more complex.

        Fort Wingate man who admitted to multiple child rapes is walking free.

        Police say man shot to death in Santa Fe was a well-known thief.

        Major Spice-manufacturing raid near I-25 and Jefferson.

        Protests and precautions surround Chicago’s NATO summit.

        Speaking of Chicago, Cubs’ owner still taking heat for now-canceled anti-Obama campaign.

        Virginia man catches a world-record-sized snakehead.

        Red Rock woman was running what looks like an indoor zoo.

        Quail-Man robs a coffee shop.

        Teenager gets part of a finger in his Arby’s sandwich.

        Charlize Theron was pretty much toothless until the age of 11.

          News

          The Daily Word in Santorum's mounting pressure, Pi Day and mystery meat

          Deep South froths as Santorum comes out on top in close Republican three-way; big blow to Gingrich.

          African warlord found guilty of child-snatching. No, not Kony.

          146 people killed by alcohol-related car accidents in New Mexico last year.

          It's Pi Day you fools!

          Kroger clarifies which of its ground beef products contain pink slime.

          Speaking of pink slime, billboards in Chicago remind us that hot dogs cause butt cancer.

          After 244 years, Encyclopedia Britannica gives up printing books.

          Senator Chuck Grassley has had it up to here with The History Channel!

          Is Apple really the most predictable tech company?

          Finally, some official spoiler rules. SPOILER ALERT: Rita gets killed by Trinity at the end of season 4!

          How exactly did Louis CK get involved in the Rush Limbaugh bullshit?

          The greatest culinary joke ever.

          Courtney Love says the Muppets raped Kurt Cobain.

          Rule #13: If you're caught masturbating, don't stop.

          How to extract your own DNA.

          Somos Todos Super Amigos.

          Happy Birthday Billy Crystal!!!

            NEWS

            The Daily Word: Sony is closing downtown ABQ studio; greasing a shaved baby sloth; circumcision news; Rush Limbaugh's Dr. Lauraesque diarrhea of the mouth

            Expanded weekend police presence in downtown Albuquerque.

            Sony pictures' post-production studio in Albuquerque is closing.

            check out this new search engine, Duck Duck Go.

            This Chinese lady wasn't really dead.

            When they meet next week, Israel's Prime Minister will ask Obama to support an attack on Iran.

            Picture gallery of stupid QR codes and stupid QR code placement.

            The FCC wants to know if you think it's ok for cities and other public and private bodies to suspend wireless service when those institutions deem fit.

            You are not going to believe how this circumcision went fatally wrong.

            Listen to Rush Limbaugh's wacked out rant about a law student's sex life.

            "A Ride of Death." 1940's Police Safety Council bicycle safety pamphlet with illustrations. "Result: cracked skull... and death."

            BP settled with a large number of plaintiffs in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill case.

            Step one, shave baby sloth. Step two, grease up baby sloth with lard. Step three, clothe baby sloth in a onesy.

            On this day in 1837, the City of Chicago was invented.

            V.20 No.30 | 7/28/2011
            New Mexico—in a sticky situation
            Rebecca Joelson

            Aural Fixation

            New Mexico

            The band—not our fair state

            Last year the Alibi received a package containing a zia-emblazoned CD. This wasn’t unusual. Many proud local musicians use the symbol in their imagery. What was unusual was that the band New Mexico hails from San Diego. This does not follow protocol. After all, Kansas is from Kansas, Alabama from Alabama; Chicago (which plays live on Wednesday, Aug. 3 at Inn of the Mountain Gods Resort & Casino in Mescalero) is from Chicago and Boston from Boston. Even Europe is from Europe, and America is from America (well, mostly). Not since Asia has a musical entity been so geographically displaced from its chosen moniker.

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            news

            The Daily Word with Expensive Profanity, Explosive Alarm Clocks, Egyptian Virginity Tests

            Muammar “I wear my sunglasses at night” Gaddafi may be open to a truce.

            U.S. defense firm Lockheed Martin becomes the latest victim in cyber attacks.

            You could be fined in Australia for using profanity in public.

            Alarm clocks containing explosives blow up at IKEA stores in Belgium, France and The Netherlands.

            The Illinois House approves a bill that will bring a casino to Chicagoland.

            Detained female protesters in Egypt were subjected to “virginity tests.”

            In this creepy video, a Mexican teacher sings to her students while a gun fight goes on outside.

            A woman is arrested after wheeling a trash can filled with human body parts through a neighborhood.

            Apparently, it’s an unspeakable offense to play golf on Memorial Day.

            A woman in Bangladesh takes a would-be rapist’s penis to police as evidence.

            They’ve enlisted the help of elephants during the clean up efforts in Joplin, Mo.

            Hackers hit PBS’ web site and post a fake Tupac story.

            No, not snakes on a plane, but snakes on a train.

            You know your organization is the laughingstock of all scary radical religious groups when it’s counterprotested by the Ku Klux Klan.

            Now you can save face by sending your lover an STD e-card to let them know they’re infected!

            Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel resigns under numerous allegations of NCAA rule violations.

              news

              The Daily Word with Southern Arizona Secession, Detroit Crack Pipes, Bin Laden’s Wives

              Now you’ll be able to get fast and convenient homeland security alerts, right to your cell phone!

              Civil War II? Liberals in southern Arizona want to secede and form their own state.

              No breakfast for you! These Chicago students were denied after wearing the wrong shoes.

              You can conveniently buy crack pipes in Detroit gas stations and dollar stores.

              A Northwestern University human sexuality class featuring a live sex demonstration is cancelled.

              Microsoft to purchase Skype for a record-shattering $8.5 billion.

              The United States has been granted access to speak to Osama bin Laden’s numerous wives.

              APD officer shooting alert: One dead this morning near San Mateo and Menaul.

              This Orthodox Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn edited out Hillary Clinton from the iconic “OMG we got bin Laden!” photo.

              For those of you that care, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up.

              For future reference, 911 is not to be used to make your beer runs.

              Whoa! These conjoined twins in China have two heads but share a single body.

                V.20 No.11 | 3/17/2011
                Play Youtube Video

                Idiot Box

                Putting the “Fun” in Dysfunction

                "Shameless" on Showtime

                Who are the South Side Irish? They're a proud, tough-as-nails bunch. Generally speaking, they're also rowdy and know how to knock back more than just "a couple two-tree beers," as the vernacular goes in the Windy City. And they're notorious chiselers.

                Adding to the area's lore are the Gallaghers—the foul-mouthed, hard-drinking clan on Showtime's "Shameless," possibly the most functionally dysfunctional family ever to grace prime-time TV.

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                The Daily Word 01.31.11: winter weather, John Barry dies, fox eats carrots.

                Chicago braces for a massive snowstorm.

                Bond music composer John Barry died.

                Here are the SAG Award winners.

                Chimps mourn their dead. Poor little monkey.

                Somebody somebody new Superman something.

                There’s a downside to rhythm.

                Meet 99-year-old best-selling poet Toyo Shibata.

                Nabokov was a butterfly expert.

                Hero of Alexandria: the world’s greatest inventor.

                Here is a fox eating carrots.

                Every state is bad at something. What’s New Mexico bad at? That’s stupid.

                Say hello to the socially awkward penguin.

                First Community Bank opens up this week as U.S. Bank.

                Albuquerque is in for some more winter weather.

                A carjacking victim lied to the police, apparently hoping it would make them try harder.

                Happy birthday, Phillip Glass. Uh oh, don’t watch it stoned, the comments say.

                Thanks to Anjou and Nayder for the helpful links.

                news

                The Daily Word 1.11.11: alien green blob, Chicago fish die-off, heart-damaging television

                The family of shooter Jared Loughner have barricaded themselves into their home.

                A man’s severed head is found behind a New Jersey church.

                Watching too much TV can damage your heart.

                A mysterious green blob is photographed by the Hubble Space Telescope.

                South Korean director Park Chan-Wook shoots a movie in its entirety on an iPhone.

                WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange plans to increase efforts and release more documents.

                Chicago joins the creepy world’s-end deal with a massive fish die-off of their own.

                Apparently, this newly released document proves OJ Simpson’s innocence?

                Real life Terminator; an Italian man is shot in the head, sneezes out the bullet, and lives.

                Auburn defeats Oregon 22-19 to win the BCS National Championship.

                  V.19 No.41 | 10/14/2010
                  Could this band be more popular than Jesus?
                  Andrew Ballantyne

                  Show Up!

                  Think (Really) Big

                  The Safes aims for nothing less than everything

                  Professional success is a matter of consequence to anyone who takes his or her job seriously, and Frankie O'Malley is no exception. He wants his band, The Safes, to make it big. What comparable level of success is he ultimately working toward? “Oh, for me, The Beatles,” says the guitarist, using the faintest of pauses between question and answer. “I want to be the biggest band ever.” O'Malley makes his aspirations sound a bit more general: “I believe wholeheartedly that we can cross over into the mainstream. Without a doubt.”

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