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V.24 No.43 | 10/22/2015

The Daily Word in Lego, Sexism, and the possible Alien mega-structure

The Daily Word

Another police brutality case, but this time there's actual consequences.

Learn about the feud between a Chinese artist and Lego.

Pintrest made it look so easy.

A Republican House Speaker is nominated.

Science takes a step away from sexism.

Two NASA astronauts start their first spacewalk today.

There may be new movies with the quality of Jem and the Holograms. Yay.

Scientists getting closer to learning the truth behind the possible Alien mega-structure.

V.24 No.34 | 08/20/2015


The Daily Word in APD's BAC blues, The Fastest Nun in The West and John MacAfee on the Ashley-Madison hack

The Daily Word

Authorities in Colorado are issuing arrest warrants for the new and now former deputy superintendent of APS, who is facing child sexual assault charges there.

A group of trucks stopped traffic and did donuts for a while on I-25 near Montgomery last Sunday.

The single machine used by APD to analyze suspects' blood alcohol content is broken.

The "Fastest Nun in the West" is on her way to possible sainthood.

Stock markets rebounded from yesterday's crash after China once again cut its central interest rate.

Some kid in Taiwan accidentally poked a hole in a 17th century oil painting worth millions.

Although they're banned in Albuquerque pools, business at a mermaid tail swim school in Toronto is going swimmingly.

A girl who had been teased for liking boy stuff like Star Wars caught the attention of another Star Wars fan and ended up with some custom Storm Trooper armor and a meet with Weird Al.

There's a new documentary about musician and actor Michael Des Barres.

John MacAfee says the Ashley-Madison hack was an inside job.

V.24 No.25 | 6/18/2015


The Daily Word in dehydration, pubic hair and a powerfully ugly sweater

The Daily Word

A popular Chinese actress is being sued over her intense stare.

Local car-dealing celebrity Bob Turner has died at the age of 83. No bull.

Check out these sexy photos of female scientists.

Spain's vague, new gag law is upsetting artists and musicians.

Wrestling superstar Dusty Rhodes has died at 69.

Most children and teens are mildly dehydrated.

The President of the Spokane NAACP is being accused of pretending to be black by her parents.

One ugly sweater has really harshed J Crew's mellow.

Men share their thoughts on women's pubic hair.

The world's oldest billionaire, David Rockefeller, turns 100 today!


The Daily Word in Sir Christopher Lee, barrel bombs and Einstein.

The Daily Word

Do you have what it takes to escape the NM Escape Room?

Say goodbye to screen legend Sir Christopher Lee.

We are the child, you are the barrel.”

Why you shouldn’t try to have sex with a horse...because you need more reasons not to.

One Last Ride for dead Texas motorcycle gangmember.

Male artist draws feminine products he’s never seen, proving that women’s “stuff” is still a mystery.

Top Chinese security chief gets life term for corruption.

27 Einstein Letters are going on the auctioning block.

ABQ Office of Inspector General officially says TASER contracts were shady.

V.24 No.19 | 5/7/2015


The Daily Word in infectious semen, rogue fecal matter, a chihuahua treehouse and the King of Surf Guitar

The Daily Word

The Ebola virus can be found in semen 6 months after treatment. The CDC has given us yet another reason to avoid having unprotected sex.

Sean Penn's Malibu estate is on the market.

A chihuahua was found living inside a tree.

Grace Lee Whitney, an actress from the original Star Trek series, has died at the age of 85.

China broke the Guinness World Record for the most facials given at one time.

This 10-year-old in Paraguay is being denied an abortion after allegedly being raped by her stepfather.

Freedom of assembly is being revoked in many democratic countries around the globe.

Do you have a beard? It may have poop on it.

Learn what it's like to have two vaginas.

A very important baby was born over the weekend.

Former Poison singer Bret Michaels has embarked on his country music career.

Happy birthday to Dick Dale, who turns 78 today!

V.24 No.18 | 4/30/2015
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

From Arkansas to China, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.24 No.11 | 03/12/2015


The Daily Word in baby chicks, poodles and Danny DeVito

The Daily Word

Did you really need that last Guinness last night? Probably not! Who cares, here is the Daily Word.

This year the New Mexico State Fair will feature a roller coaster that is being built in Italy!

Because all of the news today is dramatically terrible, here is a video of a Chinese man’s dog dressed as a schoolgirl walking on its hind legs for a mile.

Watch baby chicks hatch on this webcam!

Are you hung over from partying last night? Drink water! And find a good breakfast burrito near you!

A list of the 10 most badass goddesses.

$2 million will be given to local nonprofits serving the homeless community, but some aren’t impressed with the way the funds will be spent.

Get to know Danny DeVito and have a great Wednesday!

V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015


The Daily Word in Super Bowl, sex changes, swords, and seeing shadows

The Daily Word

The Patriots won the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year.

Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.

A new dinosaur was discovered in China.

An Albuquerque toddler shot his parents with a handgun.

Here are the rules for buying food with love at McDonald’s.

Tablets and phones might damage toddlers’ brains.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.

Here are five things you didn’t know about Groundhog Day, the movie.

A ‘Power Rangers’ actor is accused of killing his roommate with a sword.

Our next alibi issue is our special love issue and will feature sex toy reviews by members of the alibi staff. In the meantime, here are a few sex toys you may want to stay away from.

Vladimir Putin has resumed the war in Ukraine.

Back in December, the Russian court banned the music and artwork of Cannibal Corpse.

You can see Cannibal Corpse in the land of the free tonight at the Sunshine theater, along with Behemoth, Aeon, and Tribulation.

V.24 No.4 | 1/22/2015
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

From Norway to Alabama, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.49 | 12/4/2014
Odds and Ends
From China to Texas, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.44 | 10/30/2014
Odds and Ends
From China to Georgia, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.42 | 10/16/2014
Odds and Ends
From China to Virginia, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.41 | 10/9/2014
Odds and Ends
It’s funny because it happened to someone else, in China, Georgia, Japan, Oregon and New York.
V.23 No.40 | 10/2/2014
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

From China to Idaho, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.36 | 9/4/2014
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

From Florida to China, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
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