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V.23 No.49 | 12/4/2014

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The Daily Word in slavery, sitcoms and sandwiches.

By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Dec 1 2014 1:58 PM ]
The Daily Word

The FBI says soldiers should get off social media.

Darren Wilson resigned from the Ferguson PD.

Slavery thrives in Great Britain and they’re not all Goreans.

Mickey Rourke’s boxing victory was rigged.

A long-lost masterpiece was found in the movie Stuart Little.

How many jokes-per-minute does your favorite sitcom average?

David Bowie hates “The Little Drummer Boy.”

Thanksgiving leftover sandwiches are a thing.

What’s your favorite Mondegreen?

The new Star Wars trailer is out.

The lights are up on Santa Fe plaza.

A Taos woman had a 1972 encounter with a man in a Cosby suit.

Mom ratted on Byron for murder.

Local sub shops were robbed and use only the freshest of ingredients.

Happy birthday, Charlene Tilton.

And now a word from our sponsors.

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V.23 No.48 | 11/27/2014

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: Nov. 27, 2014

By August March
Test your knowledge of last week’s Albuquerque news with the Alibi pop quiz.
V.23 No.44 | 10/30/2014

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Crib Notes: Oct. 30, 2014

By August March
Test your knowledge of last week’s New Mexico economic, criminal and media news with the Alibi pop quiz.
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V.23 No.42 | 10/16/2014

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The Daily Word in Banksy, Snowden and clowns with knives.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Oct 13 2014 1:16 PM ]
The Daily Word

Does Yelp extort advertising from restaurants?

Ebola is the scariest outbreak of modern times.

Snowden’s thoughts on privacy in the digital age are worth pondering.

The driverless car is coming and you can’t stop it.

The vinyl re-release of the Ghostbusters soundtrack is marshmallow-scented.

Learn how to rob a bank from an expert.

“This is a little song I wrote about the time a female Eagles fan stole my prosthetic leg and the cops got it back for me.”

Someone drew a penis on a Banksy mural.

Bakersfield police are on the lookout for creepy clowns with knives.

Balloon Fiesta is over.

The site of a deadly Rail Runner crash was littered with uncollected body parts.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Marie Osmond.

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V.23 No.41 |

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The Daily Word in cold onion rings, decriminalizing marijuana and a flying Yoda

By August March [ Thu Oct 9 2014 12:41 PM ]
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A man is suing the Bloomfield, N.M. Burger King; he claims he was attacked by the manager after complaining that his order of onion rings was cold.

Beginning this weekend, The East Mountain Centre for Theatre is presenting an original musical with a catered dinner in Sandia Park.

La Tejana’s former campaign manager is going to jail.

A couple suspected of numerous fast-foot restaurant hold-ups in Burque was arrested.

The Special Shapes Rodeo at Balloon Fiesta this morn included floating objects resembling a cactus, an owl and Yoda, among other flights of fancy.

New Mexico gubernatorial candidate Gary King believes in decriminalizing small amounts of marijuana but incumbent Susana Martinez disagrees.

The 12th annual Soccorrofest happens this weekend and features funky, rockin’ local blues quartet Rhythm Divine.

Going into this weekend’s action, the UNM Volleyball team remains undefeated.

Over at HuffPo, author Sandra Ramos-O’Briant writes about driving from Burque to El Defe in 1967.

Owing to ongoing drought, this year’s Maize Maze is mostly composed of sorghum.

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V.23 No.41 | 10/9/2014
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Crib Notes: Oct. 9, 2014

By August March
Eyes on the skies, pencils down: Test your knowledge of last week’s New Mexico news with the Alibi pop quiz.
V.23 No.37 | 9/11/2014
“It’s a children’s book I’ve been working on. I hope you like it.”

Film Review

The Drop

Noted author Dennis Lehane tries his hand scripting his own slow-burn crime drama

By Devin D. O’Leary
James Gandolfini’s final film, The Drop, takes a stroll on the seedy side of Brooklyn.
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V.23 No.34 |

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The Daily Word in David Correia, homelessness and ancient shrimp

By August March [ Thu Aug 21 2014 12:16 PM ]
The Daily Word

Battery charges against UNM professor, local activist, and Alibi contributor David Correia have been dropped.

A local man allegedly rode to his appointment with a probation officer on a stolen electric shopping cart.

The Albuquerque Isotopes won on the road last night after losing 6 of 7 in their last home stand.

An ancient species of shrimp lives in Albuquerque.

APD has a brand-new “crisis vehicle."

The City Council is considering raising the gross receipts tax in order to assuage homelessness.

A Burque balloon factory is in the works.

Puddles of urine found at the BioPark Zoo may have human sources.

Some of the intersections downtown are dangerous.

Operations at the City’s Police Oversight Committee have officially been suspended.

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V.23 No.34 | 8/21/2014
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Crib Notes: Aug. 21, 2014

By August March
Test your knowledge of last week’s acronym-heavy New Mexico news—from CDC to DEA to APD to UNM—with the Alibi pop quiz.
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V.23 No.31 |

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The Daily Word in Albuquerque, Burque and the Duke City

By August March [ Thu Jul 31 2014 11:45 AM ]
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In recent, local developments:

Allegedly, a very drunk couple took a stroll with their children and a marijuana pipe. They were arrested.

A naked intruder was allegedly found sleeping in someone else’s bed. He was arrested.

According to APD, a woman pulled a gun on a Comcast technician. She was arrested.

APD is getting rid of its Mine Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicle.

The School of Rock will be housed in downtown Burque.

The Sunport was at the center of a copper theft ring.

Developers are planning to build a hotel modeled after the ruins at Chaco Canyon.

Someone left the sprinklers running in the rain.

UNM’s Director of Government and Community Relations has now been arrested three times for DWI. He has been previously convicted twice for this offense.

After numerous setbacks and a countless number of losing seasons, UNM’s football coach looks to the future.

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V.23 No.31 | 7/31/2014

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: Thursday, July 31, 2014

By August March
From drugs to baseball to home invasion, test your New Mexico news savvy with the Alibi pop quiz.
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V.23 No.30 | 7/24/2014

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The Daily Word in Putin, panties and pickpockets.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jul 21 2014 12:34 PM ]
The Daily Word

James Garner died. I guess we knew that was coming.

Putin warns the West. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hundreds of panties were stolen. Next, I’m stealing gum.

Learn the secret origins of Silly Putty.

I wish I could sleep in a cool bedroom.

I think my phone is infected with electricity-eating bacteria.

Pickpockets are a dying breed.

I shall never RickRoll you again.

The new Star Wars movie will open with a severed hand.

The Danes have a gene that makes them happy, and that makes them feel sad.

Albuquerque teenagers killed homeless people to be mean.

APD’s predictive analysis targets property crimes, hot babes.

Happy birthday, Ernest Hemingway.

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V.23 No.25 | 6/19/2014

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The Daily Word in vodka, vaginas and X-rays.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jun 23 2014 11:08 AM ]
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Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.

A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.

The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.

Introducing the $250 hangover cure.

Vodka erases bad smells as well as bad memories.

Jurassic Dog Park.

Stress causes heart attacks by over-producing white blood cells.

Times Square weirdos face a costume crackdown.

Are the French rude? Mais non!

There was a fatal hit-and-run at Carlisle and Indian School.

I’m guilty, I killed her.

There was a fatal crash on 2nd Street.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Mushy sparks flew when I saw you.

Happy birthday, Bryan Brown.

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V.22 No.50 |

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The Daily Word in Snowden, Snowden, NSA and Ozzy wasn't really sober

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 17 2013 8:47 AM ]
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Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot" was filming in New Mexico again recently.

The answer is "no."

More cops in downtown Albuquerque -and not just on Weekends?

A US judge says NSA spying may be unconstitutional. But everybody's doing it.

Edward Snowden seeks asylum in Brazil, offers to help Brazilians prevent the NSA from collecting their metadata, in open letter.

I, for one, do not really want to remember Ray Price.

New Lars Von Trier movie is long, has copious and various depictions of sex and is freaking people out.

Giant Horse Conch is also freaking people out.

If you count up all the months during which it later turned out that Ozzy was off the wagon you may discover that he has never actually been sober at all, ever.

Personal and the Pizzas are going after The Pizza Underground.

Two new biker documentaries I found online today: Riding With the 12 O'Clock Boys and Beat Ass.

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V.22 No.37 | 9/12/2013
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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #312: A Businessman is Up to No Good

By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Sep 10 2013 1:16 PM ]

The wizened VP of our company joins our table at the bar. He claims to be up to no good. I offer that he must have some legitimate pursuits. He shakes his head no and asks me if I want to pursue this line of questioning.

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