The Daily Word in Russian Hacks, John Glenn and the Plot From Jurassic Park
Ah, yes. The Pokémon Cookbook shows you how to make your own Pokémon-shaped dishes. I have no words.
The CIA just released the results of a secret assessment, and they're saying the hacked emails provided to WikiLeaks before the election were given to them by the Russian government for the express reason of putting Trump in the White House. (Which is interesting and says some scary things about the relationship between Trump and Russia, but doesn't really change the content of the emails. So ...)
Watch the world's largest useless machine light a Christmas tree.
The very first dinosaur tail encased in amber was discovered. Check this shit out!
The Daily Word in Elderly Cheerleaders, Robot Surgeons and Golden Thrones
Some British surgeons used teensy tiny robots to perform the world's first robotic operation inside the eye.
In August, 1973, Jean Roth sat in front of a building at Southern Illinois University with signs that said, "I must be married by August 15th for inheritance purposes." Ends up the whole thing was a sociology experiment. Aren't they all?
By testing the fossilized skin of a dinosaur, some clever scientists figured out that it used camouflage. (They also proved that the dinosaur was not pooping when it died, as early reports suggested.)
Two Alabama schools went on lockdown after receiving mass-shooting threats from the "Flomo Klowns," a ... clown-themed terrorist group?
Finally! The Guggenheim museum has installed an 18-karat gold toilet created by Italian artist and sculptor Maurizio Cattelan in one of their bathrooms. By the way. They want visitors to use it.
And finally—because I can't possibly follow this one with anything else—check out the Japan Pom Pom Squad: a Japanese cheerleading troupe that requires members to be over the age of 55.
The Daily Word in Super Bowl, sex changes, swords, and seeing shadows
The Patriots won the Super Bowl.
The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year.
Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.
A new dinosaur was discovered in China.
An Albuquerque toddler shot his parents with a handgun.
Here are the rules for buying food with love at McDonald’s.
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.
Here are five things you didn’t know about Groundhog Day, the movie.
Our next alibi issue is our special love issue and will feature sex toy reviews by members of the alibi staff. In the meantime, here are a few sex toys you may want to stay away from.
Vladimir Putin has resumed the war in Ukraine.
Back in December, the Russian court banned the music and artwork of Cannibal Corpse.
You can see Cannibal Corpse in the land of the free tonight at the Sunshine theater, along with Behemoth, Aeon, and Tribulation.
The Daily Word in ebola, Ello and Pantone beer packaging
In Liberia and Sierra Leone, the ebola death toll is at least 2,917. Liberian capital Monrovia faces an epidemic, as infections outpace access to health care.
The skull of a new species of dino, Ankylousaur, is now on display at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science. BLM paleontologist Phil Gensler said, "It looks vaguely like an armored alligator."
The IRS raided Downtown business BigByte, a data center, this morning.
What is new anti-Facebook social network Ello's story?
This Pantone beer packaging reminds me of those what-
The Daily Word in broken legs, deadly dogs and creepy dinosaurs
Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts is gay.
Deadly dogs can be irritating … and deadly.
Note to the police: Only a martini will make me come down.
A plus-sized Barbie would require more plastic and cut into profits.
Find out how the creepy dinosaur keeps watching you.
Anderson Silva broke his leg—like, wiggly broke his leg—during his UFC championship fight.
Guess which kids can’t go in the ocean anymore.
Some dogs recognize faces. All dogs recognize bacon-flavored snacks.
An Albuquerque mom allegedly kicked her son to death.
A Madrid woman is accused of biting off a finger.
Beware the deadly bike trail trip wire.
Happy birthday Davy Jones (and Mike Nesmith).
Webgame Wednesday: One Man and His Dinosaur
So, you've hired a Tyrannosaurus Rex to act as a sheepdog. You're not too smart, are you? Lucky for you, you've got a pretty good thunder lizard on your side in One Man and His Dinosaur. All you've got to do is guide the dinosaur with your mouse as he runs across the screen. Keep the sheep flock together. Don't let them get eaten by badgers and the like. And avoid all those pesky World War II bombs littering the playing field. (Where the hell does this game take place anyway?)
The Daily Word: God's Wife, Red Light Cameras, RIP Elizabeth Taylor, Strip Search
Howard Dean defends Obama's decision to attack
Lybia Libya: This time our government isn't lying to us.
South Dakota now requires a three day wait before an abortion.
Albuquerque is losing money on red light cameras.
Homeland Security says they could strip search every airline passenger if they wanted to.
13 illegal immigrants arrested in California wearing US Marine uniforms.
Seven black men shot and killed so far this year in Miami.
Another thing to worry about: the status of US nuclear spent-fuel storage.
Fox News is sending security guards do its war reporting.
The town of Bernalillo files suit against NM Gas Company to recover damages from last month's gas outages.
Santa Fe Police Chief Aric Wheeler is resigning from his position.
Maybe you should help James O'Keefe pay off his credit card debt.
Should you give money to homeless people?
Was God's wife edited from the Bible?
Finish those episodes of Dexter and Weeds quickly, Showtime won't be renewing it's contract with Netflix to stream them instantly.
Iran unveils its flying saucer to the world.
Elderly man stoned to death for making gay advance.
Beloved old-timey actress Elizabeth Taylor is dead at 79.
Whatever you do, don't take a picture of this guy's mohawk.
Someone found a 50-million-year old piece of lizard skin.
I'm not sure what to think about the costume for the new Wonder Woman TV show.
Barella redesigns its spaghetti box to announce it is redisgning its spaghetti box.
Is your blog among the 100 web sites the movie and music industry want shut down?
I guess yesterday's rumors of Charlie Sheen coming back to Two And A Half Men weren't true.
The Lord of the Rings is finally being released on Blu-Ray this summer (not that I have a Blu-Ray player).
For some reason I really identify with Paranoid Parrot.
Coming soon: Koala burgers.
Twenty-five police officer fails.
Seven supermarket rip-offs.
I haven't watched the Masters of the Universe in a long time, but I don't remember He-Man being all sweary.
Alibi Flickr Photo of the Day
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The Daily Word 03.02.11: Charlie Sheen, Rio Rancho Red Light Cameras, 3-D Porn
House passes interim budget bill, averts government shutdown for another two weeks.
Red light cameras coming to Rio Rancho.
US arrests 678 gang members across the country yesterday.
Sen. Orrin Hatch: (Obamacare is a) "stupid, dumbass program."
Mike Huckabee: (Obama) "grew up in Kenya with a Kenyan father"
The Ohio senate is calling an unborn child as a witness in an upcoming abortion bill hearing. NOT CREEPY AT ALL!
How will the whole Charlie Sheen thing end?
Rutgers allows men and women to share the same dormroom.
New potatoes are being bred to make better potato chips.
Did you ever hear the story about the lifeboat at the end of the world?
Japanese researchers have created a genetically engineered mouse that tweets like a bird.
Newly discovered dinosaur had the most powerful kick ever.
Japanese Burger King's are selling an egg-topped hamburger.
Watch the hummus commercial where where a grandmother calls her granddaughter a prostitute.
Gallery of the least intimidating pictures of Ice Cube.
Who owns the rights to Betty Boop?
Quinten Tarantino has finished writing his spaghetti Western.
Penthouse announces 3-D porn channel for Europe.
Google goes to war against content farms.
The Daily Word 09.01.10: Operation Iraqi Freedom Is Over, Stabbed Over A Crying Baby, A Visit To The Mystery Stone
The fed says NM paid $100 million in unemployment benefits to people who didn't qualify.
Albuquerque bus rider stabbed over a crying baby.
Hurricane Earl to soak the east coast this weekend.
Eleven year-old girl dies from an asthma attack after jackass cop blocks the family's way to the hospital.
One of Mexico's most brutal drug lords know as The Barbie has been captured.
A woman in California was tortured for four days over a Facebook post.
Some of the states suing to stop President Obama's new health care law are also accepting its subsidies.
Fancy math shows when to book for the cheapest flights.
A woman in Vancouver was attacked with acid.
Don't get on Google's shit list.
No state fair for Michigan this year.
See some good design from Tokyo's Good Design Expo here.
Have you visited the Mystery Stone in Los Lunas?
New York's water is full of tiny shrimp.
A new dinosaur nicknamed the stocky dragon is discovered in Transylvania.
This writer thinks cephalopods possess consciousness.
Denny's is selling a fried cheese grilled cheese sandwich.
I hate The Jersey Shore and Family Circus, but I love Jersey Circus.