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V.23 No.32 | 8/7/2014
DC Comics

Crib Notes

Crib Notes: Aug. 7, 2014

From drug policy to officer-involved shootings to baseball, test your knowledge of last week’s New Mexico news with the Alibi pop quiz.

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V.23 No.31 |

news

The Daily Word in border bills, CIA spies and a penis cloud

In the news: three-day truce between Israel and Palestine, border bill, mother who went missing, Former president Bill Clinton, Senate Intelligence Committee, alleged drug and prostitution ring, It's tax free weekend, y'all!, accused of voyeurism, Tony Day, Penis cloud!

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V.23 No.13 |
APD Headquarters 3/30/14
G. Hudson
APD Headquarters 3/30/14

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Unnanounced Protest Brings APD Out In Force

The sirens have finally died in downtown Albuquerque. Choppers are still making noise in the sky above the city from Nob Hill west to the Downtown neighborhood where today hundreds of protesters marched in protest against the most recent APD shooting. Unfortunately, James Boyd (a homeless man who was camped out in the foothills of the Sandias) is not the most recent kill by APD, simply the most high profile.

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V.23 No.6 |

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The Daily Word in Albuquerque laser strikes, the fake Bigfoot and the real (crying) Shia LeBeouf

In the news: Bigfoot has arrived in Albuquerque!, fake rubber Bigfoot of the Texas Hill Country, collected in one place, Bueno Foods has announced a recall of its frozen green chile, Some fail, the House quietly raised the debt ceiling "without condition" last night, Stop pointing laser beams at airplanes!, is sitting in a dark room with a bag over his head, crying with strangers

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V.23 No.2 |

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The Daily Word in assisted suicide, an APD shooting settlement and Third Reich space aliens are running the United States

In the news: third season of "Longmire", commence shooting this spring in and around Santa Fe, APD cop Economidy cost the city about $300,000, changes to the state's assisted suicide law, Farmington has Blue Meth, a new Snowden leak, laughably misogynistic ads of yore, Swiss Cheese Pervert, texting in a theater that ended in a fatal shooting, Vice Magazine headlines are inherently fake-sounding, Not "doing all right" in South Korea, aluminum trucks, A woolly pig, Swamp pizza, Another Juggalo lawsuit, DEA has been backhandedly assisting the importation of muchas drogas, Kanye West punched a guy

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V.23 No.2 | 1/9/2014

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The Daily Word in poodles, perfect pitch and penis captivus

In the news: Blue Monday, It’s cold, FBI’s primary mission, Denver airport, wine may produce calmer kids, Dieudonne, Utah’s judiciary, Bighorn sheep, Penis captivus, online dating profile, I will stab you, Poodles for sale, Perfect pitch, killed bigfoot, jerky factory, more cops downtown, Devil Mask Robbers, economic freedom, going on today, Rowan Atkinson

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V.22 No.52 | 12/26/2013
“No way, guys. Disco will never die.”

Film Review

American Hustle

The con is on in David O. Russell’s hilarious history lesson

Who do we hate more: the wrongdoers or the whistleblowers? The criminals or the cops?

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V.22 No.50 |

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The Daily Word in Coca-Cola's split, a two-headed pig and Senate battles

In the news: Robert Levinson, Democrats and Republicans, Coca-Cola's split in two? What should we do?, up to four people were stabbed, situation, bus driver has been accused of punching a student, The City has paid $900,000, transformed its gym into Italy, two-headed pig

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V.22 No.42 |

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The Daily Word in dirty needles, dirty air and decapitations on Facebook

In the news: Downtown Grower's Market vendor was poked by a used needle, people suspected of soliciting prostitutes, delayed, Free WiFi for you, skim from his cash register, sea monster washed up on a beach, Smog in and around Beijing is bad, allowing beheading videos to be posted, Malcolm Gladwell, vote (only takes five seconds) for Albuquerque/Bookworks here, Kool-Aid Man blooper reel, High Priest of LSD, CIA&FBI collaborator, Timothy Leary

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V.21 No.46 |

News

The Daily Word in BP, poorest president and Pong

In the news: $4.5 billion fine, rich and poor, killed a Chihuahua, remain on the Council, sexually assaulted or harassed, Nonstop flights, coyote-killing contest, poorest president, Violence escalates in Gaza and Israel, gave gifts to minorities and youth, 13 deaths, legal recreational marijuana, rappers' brains, Pong, Sherlock Holmes

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V.21 No.45 |

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The Daily Word: why George Takei is mad at facebook; how Republicans can be surprised at the Obama victory; what happens when weed is legalized in Seattle

In the news: Breaking Bad bath salts, Albuquerque attorney Mary Han, fracking, councilors may overturn the minimum wage, David Petraeus, extramarital affair, exposed by the FBI, George Clooney, Seattle Police Department explains the marijuana laws, hunt giant octopus in Seattle's Puget Sound, World Press Photos contest winners, Denmark is getting rid of the "fat-tax", Babushkas who live in the Chernobyl "dead zone.", may cause you to step in front of a bus, George Takei, winner of the presidential contest in Florida, Does fact checking matter, they believe Rush Limbaugh and Fox news, On this day in 1969

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V.21 No.39 |

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The Daily Word in Insane Clown Posse, Iggy and The Stooges, The Thing With Two Heads, and The Army.

Why Tylenol bottles are so hard to open

In the news: counterfeit hundies, Gary Johnson, The Vatican, Sam the Record Man, Baltimore's answer to Punxsutawney Phil, the first Compact Discs, Klingon Style, I'll breathe zinc cadmium sulfide, Insane Clown Posse, world's largest Ferris Wheel, Turkish, Iggy and The Stooges, obnoxious, conjoined twins can drive, since the seventies, because she woke him up, Most awesome movie death-scene, When Romney loses, Tommy Tucker the squirrel, the Tylenol murders

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V.21 No.16 |

NEWS

The Daily Word: solo circumnavigation of the Americas; Nugent backlash continues; goodbye Chuck Colson

In the news: a 39 pound cat, ARMY cancels Nugent performance, Meatloaf and Derek St. James sang most of his famous songs, Thomas Kinkade, Lamborghini, another ugly overpriced S.U.V, Lisa Gail Allred, find out if our computers have a virus, Whatever Happened To Brett Smiley, Hamster Hotel, solo circumnavigation of the Americas, surveillance, no longer on Britain's library shelves, Nixon adviser, christian Chuck Colson

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V.21 No.10 | 3/8/2012
I do not want to mess with this guy.
I do not want to mess with this guy.

WWW

The Feds Are Coming For Me!

If I don’t show up to work tomorrow, it’s because the FBI has arrested me, thrown me in jail and confiscated all my stuff. I just got an email from FBI director Robert Mueller III. The subject line of the email is as follows:

“Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director”

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