alibi online
Free Will AstrologyAlibi's Personals



 

Gaddafi


V.20 No.43 |

news

The Daily Word in war vet beating at Occupy Oakland, Tebowing, Sean Parker's hard-knock 1 percenter life

The Daily Word

Iraq war vet in critical condition after taking a beating from cops at Occupy Oakland demonstration.

New study says Burque's red light cameras are more about cash than safety. Council votes on the issue Monday.

Sean Parker says it's hard out there for a 1 percenter.

Wait, you you thought the planking craze was getting out of hand? How about Tebowing? And no, it doesn't have anything to do with the QB telling women what they can do with their bodies.

The legacy of cartel kingpin El Chapo.

California man grows a 1,700 pound pumpkin.

Stop dressing your pets up for Halloween.

U.S. military activity in Ethiopia uncovered.

Last night was one of the greatest World Series games ever played. The deciding Game 7 is tonight.

(Un)occupy march scheduled for Saturday.

West Mesa Killer may have six more bodies to his rap sheet.

Kanye West meets "Saved by the Bell" on Tumblr. And it's hilarious.

Obama says nope on dope.

Gaddafi's son talks to ICC at The Hague.

Drunk Sconie gets 30 days for grabbing ex-boyfriend's junk.


V.20 No.42 |

NEWS

The Daily Word in ICE agents no longer needing warrants, WikiLeaks no longer leaking, and liquor shelves no longer standing.

The Daily Word

Libya continues to celebrate liberation as Gaddafi remains unburied.

ICE agent declares "the warrant [came] out of my balls."

Presbyterian opens first full-service hospital in Rio Rancho.

Who wore it better? Lady Gaga or this lady trying to look like Judy Jetson?

WikiLeaks suspends secret-spilling to focus on making more money.

Woman arrested for stealing a bagel shop cash register that contained exactly one quarter.

6,810 bottles of wine and champagne come crashing to the floor at discount liquor store.

Diabetes is not a joke, but it does make for some amusing billboard graffiti.

Today is going to be a crappy day. Life is full of too many problems.

Get your daily puppy fix.

Freshwater monkeys!

Mmmm. Pumpkin Monkey Bread.

Some more little known facts.

Does anybody else find these real-life Disney princess pictures sort of creepy?

25 worst rapper names of all time.

Thanks to T-fame and N-C-Double-Brown for the contributing links.

NEWS

The Daily Word in signs, RUSH, the richest man in the world and plutonium pits

The Daily Word

Canada's conservative government is going all Reagan on your ass with this crime bill.

There I fixed it.

This bicycle plays records.

"This year my wife is attempting to drink 4 pints of sherry while free falling from 1500 feet...."

You must watch this nifty/naughty stop-motion Spike Jonze short.

Loretta Lynn is sick.

Was Gaddafi the richest man in the world?

Uber-expensive new metallurgy laboratory (read as "nuclear bomb factory") in Los Alamos continues to freak everyone out.

C&O Canal water-bridge (aqueduct) over water has been restored. Neat.

These occupy wall st. signs are hilarious. So are some of these. "I shaved my balls for this?"

Take the psycho ex-girlfriend test.

Do you like RUSH?

Which RUSH song is stuck in your head right now?

Did you know RUSH had a drummer BEFORE Neil Peart?

Is The Faith's "More of the Same" a rip-off of RUSH's "Bastille Day?"

Geddy Lee meets Alex Lifeson for the first time.

Happy birthday, Sam "Evil Dead" Raimi!

news

The Daily Word in Rail Runner hikes, more Gaddafi death videos, no KFC for Travolta

The Daily Word

Rail Runner raising fares in 45 days.

No lunch in Texas prisons on weekends.

New video of a bloody Gaddafi being dragged about challenges preliminary reports as to the nature of his death.

Two minor quakes hit the Bay Area same day as earthquake preparedness drills take place.

Travolta denied reservation at KFC while in UK for a Scientology conference.

Somebody was making fake checks in the Northeast Heights.

Rangers rally to tie World Series in dramatic fashion.

Lindsay Lohan show's up for community service at the L.A. County morgue, which, by the way, sells some awesome merch.

Seattle Hertz branch axes 25 Somali Muslims for length of prayer breaks.

Breaking down the ownership laws for exotic pets in lieu of the Ohio fiasco.

Cain makes changes to 9-9-9.

Ralph Montoya gets 25 years for murder of UNM professor and his girlfriend.

Murdoch ponies up $3.2 million for phone hack of murdered 13-year-old.

N.M. senators propose expansion of area in which Mexican nationals can visit in the state for a 30-day period.

Shaq cleared in kidnapping lawsuit.


News

The Daily Word in Gaddafi, tattoo Barbie and electronic whips

The Daily Word

Gaddafi is dead.

Was the Elephant Butte killer really a killer?

New Mexico is considering opening a "foreigners only" DMV in Albuquerque.

Maybe the Declaration of Independence was illegal.

The State Fair is insolvent.

Tattoo Barbie.

Who runs the world?

In Alabama, "Mexican" is a dirty word.

Authorities capture or kill all the animals freed from a preserve in Ohio—except for one monkey.

Disneyland big brothers hotel workers with a system employees call the "electronic whip."

Archeologists unearth a street from the 1600s in Santa Fe.

We are using a lot of antidepressants.

The new Cranberries single—their first in a decade—is not so great.

The real Sybil says the multiple personalities weren't real.

V.20 No.35 |

News

The Daily Word in newspapers, cop-sex, and JSOC

The Daily Word

Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.

"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."

Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.

There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.

Commander of Libyan rebel forces says he was tortured by the C.I.A. who, documents prove, worked with Ghaddafi.

Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.

New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.

Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.

Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."

Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.

Self-powered cyborg beetles.

Utah Bigfoot sighting (thank you, Nick Brown.)

On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.

V.20 No.33 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 8.22.11 likes Antarctic ice flow, robo-poopers, famous dolphins, and more.

The Daily Word

Gaddafi's regime appears to be crumbling in the aftermath of the capture of 3 of his sons.

NASA space research leads to first complete map of ice flow in Antarctica.

Expo New Mexico events manager charged with child solicitation.

Gang of young Albuquerque vandals arrested and accused of disobeying their parents.

Who wore it better? MC Hammer or Aladdin?

Sarah Palin gets last chance to enter presidential race.

Awww. Winter the dolphin with her prosthetic tail finally gets the the fame she deserves.

The Debut of RoboDump 1.0 (yes, the 'dump' stands for what you think it does).

Florida police arrest a man outside of a McDonald's for popping his own back zits in public.

Lots of quotes from different rock songs to make your day a little wiser.

Man in a flowered dress and whitey tighties on his head robs a Texas convenience store.

Travel agents tell funny stories about stupid people.

61-year-old lifegaurd sues state after getting fired for refusing to wear a speedo.

Five new ways to tie a tie.

Japanese iPhone users will soon be able to get sophisticated earthquake alerts.

Super racist Nivea ad.

6 amazing optical illusions.

V.20 No.22 | 6/2/2011

news

The Daily Word with Expensive Profanity, Explosive Alarm Clocks, Egyptian Virginity Tests

The Daily Word

Muammar “I wear my sunglasses at night” Gaddafi may be open to a truce.

U.S. defense firm Lockheed Martin becomes the latest victim in cyber attacks.

You could be fined in Australia for using profanity in public.

Alarm clocks containing explosives blow up at IKEA stores in Belgium, France and The Netherlands.

The Illinois House approves a bill that will bring a casino to Chicagoland.

Detained female protesters in Egypt were subjected to “virginity tests.”

In this creepy video, a Mexican teacher sings to her students while a gun fight goes on outside.

A woman is arrested after wheeling a trash can filled with human body parts through a neighborhood.

Apparently, it’s an unspeakable offense to play golf on Memorial Day.

A woman in Bangladesh takes a would-be rapist’s penis to police as evidence.

They’ve enlisted the help of elephants during the clean up efforts in Joplin, Mo.

Hackers hit PBS’ web site and post a fake Tupac story.

No, not snakes on a plane, but snakes on a train.

You know your organization is the laughingstock of all scary radical religious groups when it’s counterprotested by the Ku Klux Klan.

Now you can save face by sending your lover an STD e-card to let them know they’re infected!

Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel resigns under numerous allegations of NCAA rule violations.

V.20 No.12 |

news

The Daily Word: Earthquake in Myanmar, jet fuel, sperm from scratch

The Daily Word

7.0 earthquake hits Myanmar.

Jet fuel from Kirtland leaks into a neighborhood.

UNM proposes 8 percent tuition hike.

Lobo Village dorms to allow alcohol, but planners never mentioned it to the City Council.

Gov. Martinez is not done on the driver's license issue.

Missing parrot.

Scientists grew sperm from scratch outside the body.

Without serotonin, male mice lose their preference for females.

Who will the Republicans run in 2012?

In 2009, Gaddafi demanded energy companies from around the world help him cover his bill for acts of terrorism.

Palestinian missiles getting closer to urban areas near Tel Aviv.

An interview with the clowns of ICP.

V.20 No.11 | 3/17/2011

news

The Daily Word: Sex Toy Defusing, Japan in Even Worse Shape, Soy Sauce Hazing

The Daily Word

Radiation levels are increasing in Japan after explosions continue to rock nuclear power plants.

... And with that, Japan’s tsunami and earthquake disaster is more costly than Hurricane Katrina.

This soy sauce fraternity hazing could have been responsible for a seizure.

Yee-haw! Texans are fighting to bring back the Alamo battle flag.

A Russian bomb squad was called to defuse a sex toy.

Al Franken thinks big corporations are trying to take down the Internet.

Libyan rebels want the west to take out Gaddafi.

If you have to tweet your anxiety attack, are you really having an anxiety attack?

Sorry, there will be no Harry Baals building in Fort Wayne.

This man used a samurai sword to rob a pharmacy.

V.20 No.10 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 3.12.11: Japanese exploding reactor; experts agree Gaddafi can't win in the long-term due to probable Central America-in-the-80's-tinged military support of rebels; Iron Maiden birthday

The Daily Word

One of the damaged Japanese nuclear reactors exploded. Officials say everything is OK -but here's some iodine anyway.

High Water Everywhere.

"Qadafi will prevail." Here's a list of the 112 ways to spell his goddamn name.

Newt Gingrich says he cheated on his wife because he was working too hard for America.

Intellectual property law and American world hegemony.

Super cool Australian mugshots from the early 1920's.

Amnesty International is on Robert Gates' ass over Wikileaker Bradley Manning's living conditions/torture which involves "forced prolonged nudity."

A Texas state representative has introduced a bill making non-medically necessary abortion illegal.

Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings Time. Reminder.

South by Southwest. The meat market badge.

On this day in 1957, Steve Harris, Bassist and chief songwriter for Iron Maiden was born.

V.20 No.7 |

news

The Daily Word 02.23.11: The Amazonian Guard, Hipster Princesses, The Honey Badger Takes What It Wants

The Daily Word

Wacky Gaddafi is still in charge of Lybia, but for how long? More importantly, what will happen to his all-female, all-sexy security staff-The Amazonian Guard?

State Rep. James Smith wants to repeal the medical marijuana program.

$11 million in unpaid red light camera tickets.

Arizona vigilante dirtbag gets the death penalty.

Judge upholds health-care reform law.

Republican governors may be busy trying to crush unions, but no too busy to be pranked.

Researches link cellphone use to changes in brain activity.

Rahm Emanuel will be Chicago's next foul-mouthed mayor.

Comedian Rush Limbaugh calls Michelle Obama fat.

Watch out for the crazy nastyass Honey Badger!

Determined researcher discovers large order of fries doesn't have many more than the medium size.

R.I.P. comic book writer Dwayne McDuffie.

Banksy won't be at the Oscars this weekend.

US troops in Afghanistan finally get their shitty Pizza Hut pizza back.

I was into the Hipster Disney Princesses before they were cool.

Scuba inventor dead at the age of 93.

Netflix signs a deal with CBS to stream shows like Star Trek and The Twilight Zone.

How to become a twitter guru in six easy tweets.

"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!"

After initially condemning Kinect hackers, Microsoft announces a official SDK for the device.

Can we talk about these cookie-stuffed cookies?

Explore the secrets of spider anatomy.

I miss the 80s: here's list of rated R movies that got cartoon spin-offs.

Chinese gamer dies after three-day bender.

Hey, it's Tom Bodett's birthday!

V.20 No.8 | 2/24/2011

news

The Daily Word 02.21.11: Tripoli, Alan Rickman and Bow Nessie.

The Daily Word

Muammar Gaddafi has fled protests in Tripoli.

China, on the other hand, will not stand for protests.

It’s time to worry about space weather.

Music executive Steve Stoute ran a full page newspaper ad complaining about the Grammies.

Speaking of which, some people don’t know who Arcade Fire even is.

People dress like pandas and play with baby pandas.

Mystery of the synchronized fish dance.

Here are ten delicious science fiction foods.

Here are some science fact fat-fighting desserts.

15-year-old Jake experienced time travel.

Beware the killer Australian birds.

Hey, come at me like you’re going to attack me so I can show you my new wrist lock.

There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance through a creepy underground city for thousands of years.

Brace yourself for some mushy Kurt Vonnegut quotes. He loves you, damn it!

Kayakers snapped a picture of the Windermere Monster.

Spiderman and Batman, news news news.

Heinrich is considering running for Bingaman’s senate seat.

Christopher Torres let his crazy flag fly in Garcia’s restaurant.

Steve Terrell gives a mid-term report on this legislative session.

Plastic surgeon Daniel Ronel died in a car smash near Algodones.

Yale Blvd. is going to be closed for a month.

Happy birthday, Alan Rickman. Happy birthday, Blanket.


Join our mailing list for exclusive info, the week's events and free stuff!

 

  • Select sidebar boxes to add below. You can also click and drag to rearrange the boxes; close using the little X icons on each box. To re-add a box you closed, return to this menu.
  • Because you are not logged in, any changes you make to these boxes will vanish as soon as you click to another page. If you log in, the boxes will stick.
  • alibi.com
  • Web Exclusives
  • Recent Rocksquawk Discussions
  • Recent Classifieds
  • Most Active Users
  • Most Active Stories
  • Calendar Comments
  • Albuquerque
  • Duke City Fix
  • Albuquerque Beer Scene
  • What's Wrong With This Picture?
  • Reddit Albuquerque
  • ABQ Journal Metro
  • ABQrising
  • ABQ Journal Latest News
  • Del.icio.us Albuquerque
  • NM and the West
  • New Mexico FBIHOP
  • Democracy for New Mexico
  • Only in New Mexico
  • Mario Burgos
  • Democracy for New Mexico
  • High Country News
  • El Grito
  • NM Politics with Joe Monahan
  • Stephen W. Terrell's Web Log
  • The Net Is Vast and Infinite
  • Slashdot
  • Freedom to Tinker
  • Is there a feed that should be on this list? Tell us about it.
Holy Shit! Art show
Holy Shit! Art show12.20.2014