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The Daily Word in Killer Bees, Krokodil and Lesus.

There’s an oil spill in North Dakota.

Krokodil hits the Midwest.

A Costa Rican kidney-trafficking ring is exposed.

Rest in peace, Maria De Villota.

Why are we always conducting military drills near North Korea?

One of our Rockwells is missing.

Lesus saves.

Ha ha. The Russians had a better space pen.

Read about Hitler’s Furies.

Beam me up, Scotty,” is a lie.

Behold the world’s largest rubber ducky.

Enough with the killer bees.

There actually are cooler cars than a Toyota Yaris.

A fire truck was in a crash at I-40 and Carlisle.

A bus driver is a accused of sending an awkward and profane text to a mother.

news

The Daily Word in birth control, Romney's dog and Deep Throat

25 percent of marriages in the state are interracial.

New Mexico ditches No Child Left Behind.

Honduras prison fire kills inmates, many of whom hadn't been charged or convicted.

Congressional hearing on birth control includes no women.

Santorum says birth control is harmful.

One time, Romney put the family dog on the roof of his car during a road trip. Now, it's haunting his campaign.

Linsanity is no accident.

People who walk slowly may be prone to dementia.

Mamma Mia! actor to play Linda Lovelace, star of Deep Throat.

Is this bikini model fat?

NEWS

The Daily Word 7.3.11: fire; fireworks; nazis; metallica

Fireworks fails (video collection!)

The John Young Ranch burned last weekend. The Dixons of apple fame bought their property from Young. The orchard was saved.

Silver City's Penny Park burned, again.

Los Alamos residents may return home!

Watch NYPD Bomb Squad blow up 5000 pounds of confiscated fireworks.

Here's what the Reflecting Pool in Washington Monument looks like this Fourth of July weekend. "It's kind of gross right now."

A weirder Haunted Mansion.

Hitler is pissed about Metallica recording with Lou Reed.

Miss Honeywell. "She'd make a good personal assistant to a sales manager."

German Neo-Nazi codes.

Newlywed Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada for Canada Day.

Some Quebecois aren't fond of the royals.

Yellowstone River oil spill.

Pairing wine with doughnuts, Spaghetti-O's and other crap.

Wikileaks might sue Mastercard. With Wikileaks "priceless" ad spoof.

Happy belated birthday, Lindsay Lohan.


news

The Daily Word says farewell to bats, Osama bin Laden, Meredith Viera and the Morning Fix.

Bin Laden and Hitler were both declared dead on May 1.

Pro wrestler John Cena announces bin Laden’s death.

One guy announced that Obama died.

I thought this was funny. Here’s a link for “best jokes at the Whitehouse Correspondents’ Dinner.”

God save our bats.

And reveal our lost cities.

Fare thee well, Meredith Viera. We never knew ye. Really.

Upcoming elections in Germany are hidden.

Learn how to make big slices from small pizzas. Mmm! Triangles! And semi-circles!

Colorado politicians lobby to make adultery legal. Schocking.

It's the end of the Morning Fix at DCF.

Richard P. Woodsum died in a small plane smash.

Happy birthday, Jo Ann Pflug.

Thanks for the links, Tom Nayder.

news

The Daily Word: Japan, Politics, Politics, Politics, Hitler, Politics, Boob Jobs, Politics

Bill O'Reilly says the media is hyping the the nuclear situation in Japan, meanwhile Japanese workers evacuate the troubled nuclear plant. In an unrelated matter, it's being reported that radioactive snow is falling in Japan.

Not a single Republican on the House Energy committee will admit that climate change is real.

N.M. House rejects the Senate's immigrant license bill.

New census data shows Rio Rancho and Los Lunas are New Mexico's fastest growing cities.

Democrats are trying to force Republicans who oppose Obama's health care overhual to publicly declare whether they accept taxpayer-subsidized health care from the Federal Employee Health Benefit Program.

Missouri lawmakers are repealing voter-approved anti-puppy-mill lows.

House committee has nothing better to do than vote to defund NPR and PBS.

Is this what conservatives really want? Georgia governor raises taxes on Girl Scout Cookies, and cuts taxes on multinational corporations. While Michigan's governor cuts corporate tax rate by 86% and raises taxes for the working poor.

A terrible mother filed a lawsuit against her daughter's preschool for inadequately preparing the 4-year-old to pursue an Ivy League education.

Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is urging his citizens to say no to boob jobs.

Chicago bookstore forced to cancel mafia book signing after threats.

Some of the best walk off moments from 60 Minutes.

Life publishes some never-before seen photos of Hitler.

A tour of the worlds greatest holes.

The Wire's Snoop arrested, charged with conspiracy to sell heroin.

TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer premiered 14 years ago this week.

Lean Cuisine meals are being recalled.

Were you a Hee Haw fan or did your parents prefer Soul Train? You can only choose one!

Hey nerds! Read Stan Lee's deposition on the creation of the Marvel universe. Seriously, it's good.

The Gap want's you to haggle for your next pair of pants.

Nickelodeon is bringing back some it's big hits from the 90s. Come on Pete & Pete!

Charlie Sheen's porn star loser girlfriend tweets her suicide attempt.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg.

Stephen King is writing another Dark Tower book.

Happy birthday Jerry Lewis!

news

The Daily Word 01.27.11: FBI is pervy, women and $$$, PNM execs make millions

State Supreme Court tells Gov. Martinez to quit blocking eco rules. (Read about the regulation halting here.)

PNM wants to raise prices 25 percent. Its executives make millions.

3-year-old dies in Albuquerque. Police say he was beaten by his mom and her boyfriend. The boy's father says he tried to get custody for months.

Body found in a freezer in a Carlsbad-area home.

Hundreds of YouTube viewers want to ask the president about marijuana.

TV star from Albuquerque talks about being gay.

Would-be victim helps would-be mugger.

Sexy times at the FBI.

The Army lost a little bit of nerve agent in Salt Lake City, forcing the lockdown of a military weapons testing ground.

Bush and co. violated election law, report says.

O author revealed.

The Packer from Pittsburgh.

Facebook founder's Facebook page hacked.

The diversion memo that tricked Hitler.

Women are better with money than men, says WSJ article.

News

The Daily Word 1.15.11

Stealer of Hearts and Berlusconi; Michael Steele; virtual border is dead;The Mad Canadian.

Not everyone loves a good Hitler joke.

Tunisian revolution changed slogan overnight from "Ben Ali OUT!" to "Ghannouchi OUT!"

China introduces measures to counter inflation, for the fourth time in two months.

Cowabunga! Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi is being investigated for throwing bunga bunga parties featuring underage girls/prostitutes. This gets complicated as Italian age of consent is 14. Legal age for a prostitute, however, is 18.

Michael Steele is no longer Chairman of Republican National Committee.

Paranoid former Los Alamos National Labs scientist arrested after stand-off with police -which, in a twist of irony, he apparently wasn't aware of.

This is what Sarah Palin's Blood Libel speech sounds like in her native planet's tongue.

Fast sinking boat, tranquilized newscast, Prisoner: Cell Block H. Bisbane, Queensland, Australia.

Janet Napolitano has killed the U.S.-Mexico virtual border fence.

What would you do before running amok? Jared Loughner took photos of himself wearing only a thong and a Glock, and had them printed at Walmart.
Here's the newly released video from Loughner's MySpace page.

Excellent classic BBC documentary on L.S.D.

Speaking of L.S.D. check out The Pretty Things.

National Film Board of Canada has an online database. Start with The Mad Canadian. Then you're going to want to watch either Devil at Your Heels or Project Grizzly.

On this day in 1965 The Who's Can't Explain came out. Shindig!

news

The Daily Word 9.13.10: robot skin, Hitler liked Disney, and Aldous Huxley died on Acid.

Watch a video of the San Bruno gas explosion.

Not everyone loves Lady Gaga.

Delicious, crispy robot skin can feel pleasure and pain. Pressure, anyway.

Six tyrants and their secret hobbies.

Party down with new iris scanners.

Aldous Huxley died on acid. Acid in a Gummi Bear?

Can you regrow a chopped off fingertip?

The chupacabras is real! Maybe it’s not!

Ima let you finish.”

Halo Reach comes out at midnight tonight.

Police may have captured the Silver Van Del Taco Rapist.

The Rafael del Pino Foundation is paying for Bill’s trip to Spain.

Martinez wants to repeal medical marijuana.

Happy birthday, Fiona Apple.

blog

The Daily Word 8.6.2010: Poop my ride, lady bits, baby Hitler

There's a new lady holding court. Supreme, yo.

And you thought your VW was shitty...

Parents name their kids the darndest things.

Woo hoo! Less terrorism.

Conservatives mess with a news site that isn't Fox.

Sean Penn calls bullshit on Wyclef Jean's bid for president of Haiti. But why, Sean Penn? Wyclef already has a mistress whose been paid off by his foundation. He's perfect for politics.

Peeps be getting stabbed and shot in the face in New Mexico. Stay classy!

Little girl lemonade stand shut down. Lemonade is, after all, a gateway sales tool.

65 years ago a little city in Japan was decimated.

People suck at spelling, study says.

history lesson

DayBird - April 29th

711 Islamic conquest of Hispania: Moorish troops begin their invasion of the Iberian Peninsula.

1429 17-year-old French peasant and hearer of voices, Joan of Arc leads a small force of troops in relieving the city of Orleans, besieged by the English since October. She inspired the French to a passionate resistance and through the next week led the charge during a number of battles. At one point, she was hit by an arrow, dressed her wound and returned to the battle. On May 8, the siege of Orleans was broken, and the English retreated.
Charles VII was crowned king of France on July 17, 1429 in Reims Cathedral. At the coronation, Joan was given a place of honor.

In May 1430, Bourguignon soldiers captured Joan and sold her to the English. She was charged with cross-dressing. No, really. She was told that for a woman to wear men's clothing was a crime against God. She was tried as a heretic and witch, convicted, and on May 30, 1431, burned at the stake. Charles VII did nothing to save the one to whom he owed his throne. He was busy that day.

Exactly 233 years later, the city of New Orleans was captured by the Union army during the Civil War.

1624 In France, Richelieu assumes as Prime Minister of Louis XIII."The pen is mightier than the sword," written by English author Edward Bulwer-Lytton in 1839 for his play Richelieu; Or the Conspiracy.

1938 Bernard Madoff, American convict, who was a financier and Chairman of the NASDAQ, born.

1945 Adolf Hitler marries his long-time partner Eva Braun in his bunker hideaway. The bride wore black. The couple was married only hours before they both committed suicide.

Also on this day in 1945, the Americans liberate the concentration camp at Dachau. Five hundred German garrison troops guarding the camp are killed within an hour, some by inmates, but most by the American liberators, who are horrified by what they bear witness to, including huge piles of emaciated dead bodies found in railway cars and near the crematorium.

1980 Legendary film and television director Alfred Hitchcock died of kidney failure in his L. A. home at the age of 80. Hitchcock directed more than fifty feature films in a career spanning six decades.

1981 - Truck driver Peter Sutcliffe admitted in a London court to being the "Yorkshire Ripper," the killer of 13 women in northern England over five years. I always confuse him with Stuart Sutcliffe, the first bassist for the Beatles, who died. I watched that movie.

Timewaster

The Downfall of 420 Hangovers

While April 20 is mainly known for clouds of marijuana smoke, a lesser-known fact about the day is that it was the birthday of the modern world's most evil dictator. As mentioned in yesterday's DayBird, April 20, 1889 was the day German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler began his maniacal career that brought Europe to the brink of destruction and back. Now that you've sobered up, perhaps now is the time to transition from revelry to revelation, and the following works can help shed a little light on the fascinating history of Nazi Germany and World War II.

Downfall, 2004 film

The movie that inspired all those parody videos of Hitler ranting about his Xbox Live account, the proliferation of the parody videos and everything in between (I even made one about the polio vaccine for a biology project) is not only an exceptional vehicle for humor but also a great film itself. Downfall (German title: Der Untergang) covers the last days of Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany and is set in the underground bunker that hid Hitler and other Nazi officials as Berlin fell to the Allied forces above. The movie is based on the memoirs of numerous people familiar with the last days of Nazi Germany, including Hitler's personal secretary and Germany's Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II. It also probably holds the record for most suicides in a feature film, as the latter part of Downfall consists of a string of Nazi officers and soldiers taking their own lives rather than facing the consequences of the Nazi reign of terror. The film, ranked 81 on the IMDb’s Top 250 films (based on user votes) and a Metacritic.com score of 82, “indicating universal acclaim,” offers a dramatic, powerful look at a story not often told.

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Celebration of Heroes at Hotel Albuquerque

Corrosion of Conformity • heavy metal • BL'AST! • Brant Bjork • Lord Dying • metal at Sister

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