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V.23 No.12 |

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The Daily Word in golden parachutes, flight MH370 and Hawaii's prostitution

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No debris has been found after the second day of an international search for missing Malaysia flight MH370.

I want an $80 million golden parachute!

A motel on the Jersey shore caught fire this morning, leaving at least three people dead and others injured.

Officers in Hawaii want to keep having sex with prostitutes.

Doris Lark, 71, and Floy Watson, 74, say they didn't steal the scrapbooks.

A pedestrian was killed last night while trying to cross I-40 near Route 66 Casino.

A man has been put in jail after he allegedly “targeted” an Albuquerque police officer and his family.

A video of the Foothills shooting on March 16 has surfaced.

A woman withdrew her membership to Planet Fitness because they told her that her body was too rockin'.

V.20 No.3 |

The Daily Word 1.22.11

Roe Vs. Wade; Olbermann is audi 5000; Skateistan

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Albuquerque International Sunport runway construction will bring the noise to the SE Heights.

Great news! Foul smelling dirty pants are not dangerous.

Kieth Olbermann quit/was fired Friday night, apparently during his show. Watch him sign off (uh, minus the Thurber reading.)

Great NYT story about underground Russian art collective Voina, with link to awesome colossal-penis-on-rising-drawbridge video.

American drug manufacturer of lethal injection drug announces it will no longer make it.

When I get to heaven

Want to see what Kabul looks like these days? Cool documentary about Skateistan,the Kabul skatepark.

NSFW

If you're like me you don't know anything about Jersey Shore. Here's a primer.

Latest mass die-off of birds really is the government's fault.

Bizarre combination double hit-and-run/samaritan action/mob beating/cell phone theft on Crenshaw Blvd.

Second graders doing WHAT? Predictably, "details are vague."

Red wine, is there anything you can't do?
Seven more accidental advances in science.

On this day in 1973, the Supreme Court decided Roe vs. Wade. Here's where we are now. What Bone, er I mean Boehner has to say.

V.19 No.34 |

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The Daily Word 09.01.10: Operation Iraqi Freedom Is Over, Stabbed Over A Crying Baby, A Visit To The Mystery Stone

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President Obama declares Operation Iraqi Freedom over in a Oval Office address last night. Nobody seemed to like it.

The fed says NM paid $100 million in unemployment benefits to people who didn't qualify.

Albuquerque bus rider stabbed over a crying baby.

Hurricane Earl to soak the east coast this weekend.

Eleven year-old girl dies from an asthma attack after jackass cop blocks the family's way to the hospital.

One of Mexico's most brutal drug lords know as The Barbie has been captured.

A woman in California was tortured for four days over a Facebook post.

What happens when you lend homeless people your credit card?

Some of the states suing to stop President Obama's new health care law are also accepting its subsidies.

Fancy math shows when to book for the cheapest flights.

A woman in Vancouver was attacked with acid.

Don't get on Google's shit list.

No state fair for Michigan this year.

See some good design from Tokyo's Good Design Expo here.

Have you visited the Mystery Stone in Los Lunas?

New York's water is full of tiny shrimp.

A new dinosaur nicknamed the stocky dragon is discovered in Transylvania.

This writer thinks cephalopods possess consciousness.

Goddamn hipster dinosaurs.

Denny's is selling a fried cheese grilled cheese sandwich.

I hate The Jersey Shore and Family Circus, but I love Jersey Circus.