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Bomb blast in Beirut kills at least eight.

The Orionid meteor shower is set to peak this weekend!

New Mexico organic peanut plant is cleaning up after national recall.

Madonna is getting into all sorts of trouble.

Dressing up as sexy Big Bird is just so not cool and Sesame Street agrees.

Tigers end Yankees season with four game sweep.

Now you can help Mitt catch women with his binder!

Marathon meeting ends in a “no” for new Westside Wal-Mart.

Forget the Fountain of Youth. Here is the real secret to staying young forever.

Obama and Romney bring comedic relief to annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner

Man pleads guilty to punching Darth Vader’s wife.

Somebody help this poor puppy!

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    The Daily Word in Olympic Games, blind archers and violence in movies

    Mitt Romney flashes his foreign policy brilliance and pisses off all of London with comments about Olympic Games security.

    Blind South Korean archer Im Dong-hyun sets a world record.

    CNN Worldwide President Jim Walton suddenly resigns.

    The Pentagon could lay off thousands of employees just days before the 2012 election.

    Big Brother is watching you ... by scanning your face and recording your personal information via an advertising billboard.

    Harvey Weinstein calls for a filmmaker summit to address violence in movies.

    Meanwhile, Colorado shooting suspect James Holmes claims amnesia and doesn’t like the food at Arapahoe County Detention Center.

    A boy gets hit in the face by a bird on a Six Flags roller coaster.

    Madonna is booed and gets called “slut” after a 45-minute concert in France.

    Would The Dark Knight Rises have been better if it featured Tom Hardy rapping with a baby?

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      The Daily Word in mini-iPads, Syrian emails and the key to the universe

      All of the fireworks in San Diego's big show accidentally went off at once. (This has never happened to the Big Bay Boom before.)

      In the Dirt City, plenty of people flipped a sparkly middle finger to fire restrictions.

      We've entered monsoon season.

      Apple is working on a mini-iPad. No, dummy, not an iPhone.

      Government confirms: Mermaids are not real.

      Fukushima disaster was the result of collusion, says expert panel.

      Did you know Hannah Montana makes a raccoon repellent?

      Lifeguard in Florida fired for trying to save a drowning swimmer.

      Wikileaks releases 2.5 million emails from Syria.

      Physicists find key to the universe.

      How to take care of your vinyl in the heat.

      India's going to give its citizens free medication.

      Mitt Romney may pick a woman to be his running mate.

      "Like a Virgin" moves Madonna to tears during a concert.

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      Superbowl recap

      Manning might be Brady's kryptonite

       
      Photo by Paul Sancya
       

      The Giants beat the Patriots again, and all of a sudden, we've got a new meme. The idea that Tom Brady is incapable of beating Eli Manning gained some serious traction on Sunday night, as the New York G-Men beat New England's favorite son for the second time in the biggest game of them all.

      While a big story at the water cooler today might revolve around the half time show and the maybe-controversy of Madonna's guest M.I.A. flipping the bird, there was plenty of football to comment on, too. The game, while sloppy in many places, proceeded at a pace that was far from predicted. The 38 total points fell pretty easily under the Vegas-based line of 53, and probably surprised many people who were expecting an offensive slugfest.

      With two points scored in the first six minutes of play, the Giants seized control of the game quickly, thanks to an unusual safety. Brady had attempted a pass from his own end zone, which was ruled intentional grounding, resulting in the two points and a return of possession to the Giants.

      Just five and a half minutes later, the Giants cashed in on that drive, making the score 9-0. The Patriots were seemingly on the ropes. However, New England started the second quarter by chipping in a field goal after five minutes. They proceeded to make two strong defensive stands, sandwiched by an anemic offensive set of three-and-out, but followed up that weakness by going 99 yards in just under 4 minutes—a performance that netted them a touchdown and the lead to go into halftime.

      After the halftime controversy that wasn't—although it's probably a good thing Heather Wilson isn't our Representative here in New Mexico anymore—the big surprises started coming. The slow start might have been expected, given Super Bowl-sized nerves, but surely no one counted on 19 points in the first half being repeated in the second.

      The Patriots grabbed a lead, seemingly confident even as the Giants first kicked one field goal and then another, to pull within two points. But the fourth quarter opened with Brady throwing it deep, only to be intercepted. The following drive by the Giants, while resulting in no points, killed enough clock that things were getting to an end point, no matter what. With that same two-point lead, the Patriots were in a delicate position.

      That perilous footing proved to be disastrous when, following a null Patriots set, Eli Manning orchestrated a big drive, sparked by a dazzling 38-yard Mario Manningham sideline catch. The Giants milked the clock and got deep enough field position that Patriots coach Bill Belichick gambled on allowing the touchdown to go through, leaving Brady and co. just under one minute to put together a game-winning drive.

      But it wasn't to be. Patriot receivers had ket drops as the game dwindled, and Brady's final Hail Mary pass was batted up in the end zone, falling just out of reach of a diving Rob Gronkowski. It resulted in a 21-17 G-Men win.

      Belichick and Brady are now 3-2 in Super Bowls together, and Manning is 2-0. No one can deny the Patriots their place as a dynasty, but it appears there is a new force to be reckoned with at the top of the heap.

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        The Daily Word in Super Bowl commercials, burrito bandits, dino blogs

        Fox Sports' 10 best Super Bowl XLVI commercials.

        UNM students have started a website that facilitates Lobo Men's Basketball ticket trade.

        Explosion kills husband and two children of missing Utah mother. Autopsies suggest the husband is responsible.

        Los Angeles elementary school to close for 2 days for child abuse investigation.

        It doesn't get much more intense than the tale of the Albuquerque “burrito bandits.”

        Did you miss the Super Bowl Half Time Show's “spontaneous gesture”?

        I am sort of in love with the Smithsonian's blog called “Dinosaur Tracking: Where paleontology meets pop culture.”

        Australian man crashes his Lamborghini on his way to get hitched.

        Now open: The Museum of Broken Relationships.

        Just another one of those creepy-face-under-the-cushion-making-you-pee-your-pants-when-you-finally-see-it internet crazes.

        The mystery of the blue balls.

        10 haunted hotels.

        Big thanks to Tom and Carl for sending me some of today's links.

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          The Daily Word in deadbeat parents, 9/11 truthers, a lost masterpiece and the greatest photo of Saturn ever!

          Dozens of deadbeat parents arrested this week.

          Of course the CIA worked with Gaddafi.

          Yahoo fires its CEO.

          Five dead after shooting rampage at Nevada IHOP.

          Poor Gary Johnson.

          When will 9/11 conspiracy theorists believe the facts? Probably never.

          Cell phones in prisons are on the rise.

          Is Homeland Security making us safer or poorer?

          More bad news for Netflix users.

          Why using your real name on the Internet is a bad idea.

          Lizards are smarter than we thought.

          The greatest photo of Saturn you'll ever see.

          What is graph theory, and how can we make some freaking money with it?

          In order to find a lost Leonardo Da Vinci masterpiece, scientists need a camera that hasn't been invented yet.

          Wikileaks reveals government plans to infiltrate warez topsites.

          More Game of Thrones casting news.

          Judge dismisses lawsuits against 5010 of the 5011 people accused of downloading the porno Danielle Staub Raw.

          Let's all have a good laugh at the MPAA's latest bogus piracy stats.

          Whatever happens, do not give Madonna hydrangeas.

          Lame looking UFO video from Japan.

          R.I.P. Uncle Frank.

          You guys probably care which fast food restaurants were rated the highest by Zagat, right?

          How the invention of pants ushered us into the modern world.

          America's Most Wanted moves to Lifetime?

          Katt Wiliams: patriotic or racist?

          Happy Birthday Michael Emerson!!!

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            The Daily Word containing equal parts Owsley, Japan, hipster traps, dinosaurs, DST, Julia Roberts and Albert Einstein.

            Owsley died.

            Here's some crazy tsunami footage.

            And there's a volcano.

            And there’s radiation.

            Because life is unfair, the destruction in Japan may lead to lower gas prices in the United States.

            Iran uses Children-of-the-Corn-style baby soldiers for crowd suppression.

            Scientists have either discovered Atlantis or Spain.

            Someone is setting hipster traps in New York. Police suspect a hipster is to blame.

            Cheerful people die faster than the rest of us.

            Daylight saving time can be bad for you.

            Madonna has a stalker. A time traveler from the ‘80s, most likely.

            Here are some crappy yearbook photos.

            Watch the trailer for the new X-Men movie.

            A Mexican man has 82 Julia Roberts tattoos.

            New facts about the world’s oldest profession (being a dinosaur.)

            Uh, oh. Steve Vai shreds.

            How to freeze water the freaky way.

            Meet the emergency internet bunkers.

            The world is in love with New Mexico’s evil/dumb gun running ring.

            There was a deadly car smash at Coors and Los Padillas Road.

            KOAT serves up a gravy boat of cold mugshots.

            An Albuquerque bus hit a car. Hard!

            Alexis has more compelling local stories over at DCF.

            Happy birthday, Albert Einstein.

            Special thanks to Tom Nayder, Geoffrey Anjou and John Hankinson for some of today’s important links.

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              The Daily Word 10.26.10: happy Marty McFly day, devastating earthquake in Indonesia, zombies in New York

              Happy Marty McFly Day! Where we’re going we don’t need ... roads.

              At least 103 people are dead following a massive Indonesian earthquake.

              Forget First Class; fly the “Cuddle Class” on Air New Zealand.

              Madonna plans to open her own health club chain.

              Charlie Sheen is hospitalized after he was found drunk and naked in a hotel suite with an escort.

              Zombies invaded NYC during the morning rush to promote AMC show “The Walking Dead.”

              Let’s all move to Norway, which tops all countries in this year’s prosperity list.

              ... Because a few hours south of us, people are still getting killed in Juarez in yet another cartel-related shooting.

              Noooo! Paul the Octopus, the oracle of the World Cup that correctly predicted tournament matches, has passed away.

              The “Burger Bandit,” responsible for robbing three Blake’s Lotaburger restaurants, is finally arrested.

              Here’s a slideshow featuring cute dogs wearing even cuter Halloween costumes! My heart melts.

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