V.25 No.39 | 09/29/2016
The Daily Word in Demons, Murder and Temple Toilets
By Joshua Lee [ Sat Oct 1 2016 9:44 AM ]
A massive meteor smashed into Australia, and it was caught on video!
So, Disney lied (surprise). Meerkats are not sweet and cute. They are the mammal most likely to be killed by their own kind.
A 200-year-old pub was unearthed beneath Manchester, England. No one knew it was there.
Holy shit. So an ancient Judean king installed a stone toilet in one of his competitor's temple's. Classy.
Breathe easy, y'all. Researchers with IBM, Facebook, Amazon, Microsoft and Alphabet have teamed up and finally made an AI ethics board.
Here we go: The Catholic Church needs more exorcists, due to a reported rise in demon possessions. Obviously, we need a university-level exorcist training school. (That's not a cheap joke by me. They actually said that!)
V.22 No.51 | 12/19/2013
The Daily Word in sign language, our moral compass and Taos Ski Valley
By Carl Petersen [ Thu Dec 12 2013 10:47 AM ]
There was a fake sign language interpreter at the Nelson Mandela memorial.
Russia is the moral compass of the world.
The space station broke down—miles from the nearest town.
A giant meteor exploded over Tucson.
Welcome back, extinct tree.
Lou Reed had a Lou Zoom magnifying app. Be sure to read the review.
Instant messaging is coming to Instagram.
Cool dragons. (Thanks, Oskar!)
Help me hate Michael Cera. I can’t do it all myself.
Let’s pour molten aluminum in a (vacant) anthill.
Check out Alibi’s Last Minute Gift Guide.
Have a delicious iPhone cookie.
Opposites don’t attract, says eHarmony.
McCluskey gets life.
Taos Ski Valley has been sold.
Happy birthday Edvard Munch.
V.22 No.8 |
The Daily Word in Pistorius out on bail, high-speed chase, meteor doubt
By E.J. Maliskas [ Fri Feb 22 2013 11:19 AM ]
Pistorius is free on $113,000 bail.
Bernalillo County sheriff's deputies end high-speed chase on the west side.
Kenny Clutch, an aspiring rapper, is among those killed in a Vegas car-to-car shooting.
Server who recently went public about how his boss was stiffing employees on the recent minimum wage increase says the boss's son showed up at his house with a bat and a machete.
Now that's a freaking giant goldfish.
Some Russians aren't so convinced that that meteor was really a meteor.
U.S. Government expected to sue Lance Armstrong.
Happy National Margarita Day! Whoop.
V.20 No.1 |
The Daily Word 01.12.11: Blood Libel, Insane Clown Posse, Simpsons Porno
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jan 12 2011 9:09 AM ]
Sarah Palin is accusing the media of blood libel.
Arizona says only more guns can stop gun violence.
The perfect drug mule was caught in Philadelphia.
You will not be able to unsee this trailer for the Simpsons porno parody.
Professor arrested for having a suspicious bagel on a plane.
Get your facepaint! Insane Clown Posse has officially confirmed the Gathering of the Juggalos 2011.
Fermilab's particle accelerator is shutting down, leaving the search for the Higgs boson up to the Large Hadron Collider.
Soon we'll be eating bugs for dinner.
The Roll Your Own iPhone app attracts 25,000 downloads its first day available.
Watch as flash floods in Australia clear an entire parking lot of cars.
How does compound interest work if you're immortal?
Local hoarder's home to be cleaned by neighbors, and again in six months.
New metallic glass is stronger than steel. Just like that Star Trek movie!
Woman arrested for allegedly shooting her husband's penis off.
Turns out Kanye West's banned album cover publicity stunt really was a publicity stunt.
The best streaking video I've ever seen!
The film industry is not happy about Gov. Martinez's plan to raise their taxes.
Just try to bring a killer chocolate egg into the country. Just try.
If I wasn't so damn hungry, I'd probably think Burger King's new Jalapeño & Cheddar Stuffed Steakhouse burger was pretty gross.
Happy birthday Rob Zombie!
V.19 No.38 |
The Daily Word 09.23.10: Bedbugs, rich people, Joaquin Phoenix
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Sep 23 2010 9:51 AM ]
Rescue crews can't find a man pulled into a turbulent arroyo.
A meteor above Burque.
Some health care reform starts today.
Santa Fe's got bedbugs. And so does Albuquerque.
Sure. Blame it on a mockumentary, Joaquin Phoenix.
Blockbuster is dying. Netflix wins.
Ay. "The party of stop."
Obama asks Arab nations for peace.
Fancy people put booze in their fruit, too. (Not so much Everclear, though.)
A new dinosaur. Maybe even better than stegosaurus.
The richest people got 8 percent richer this year. What recession? Oh wait ...
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