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The Daily Word in high-speed bus chase, new iPad, Kony 2012

Man steals school bus, say police, who chase him down I-40 from Grants to Albuquerque.

People want politicians to do something about gas prices, poll says.

BernCo Sheriff Dan Houston gets a vote of no confidence from his deputies.

Los Lunas judge fails alcohol test, steps down.

LSD might help people quit the booze.

Lots of new jobs, but unemployment rate holds steady.

Vogue Italia shoots for ghetto fabulous, rips off regular people, maybe wanders into racist and classist territory.

Banks are foreclosing on many churches now.

NPR fact-checks viral video "Kony 2012," which aims to take down Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony with charges that he kills and rapes children.

Philosophy student at McGill is intentionally homeless.

New iPad not as fast as they say it is.

Coke and Pepsi change their recipes to be less cancerous.

Speaking of soda pop, Blue Sky may owe you a refund for not being made in New Mexico for a few years.

Filmmakers and Sarah Palin talk about the relative truthiness of Game Changer.

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The Daily Word in Lobo sports, European debt crises, and an ADHD galaxy cluster.

It was an excellent weekend for UNM sports. The Lobo football team gets 21-14 conference win over UNLV, Steve Alford's men's basketball team opens the season with 92-40 triumph over New Orleans, and the men's soccer team takes the conference championship over Cal State Bakersfield.

Oh, also, Monster Jam was at Tingley this weekend all vintage-style.

Sexual abuse charges against Jerry Sandusky suggest his youth mentoring charity might have been a pipeline for potential victims.

Hawaiian recording artist busts out “Occupy” song during fancy dinner hosted by President Obama.

Continue to rest assured that this guy will never, ever lose your trust.

Cracked.com's take on the 6 Most Horrifying Lies The [Processed] Food Industry is Feeding You.

Parkour.

Bernalillo County officials working on new “realistic” ad campaigns against drunk driving.

Europe risks EU split in wake of major debt crises.

The Oatmeal illustrates what it would be like if his brain were an imaginary friend.

Palindromes (Palin-dromes).

You know those cool high-powered magnetic ball desk-top toy things? Yeah, they're dangerous.

Super freaking cool pencil carvings.

Strange hyperactive galaxy cluster spotted by Hubble about 9 billion light-years away .

Placebo buttons.

Thanks to CM and CP for the help.

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The Daily Word in Steve Jobs, Occupy Adbusters and a quadruple rainbow

Apple's Steve Jobs dies at age 56.

A commencement speech Jobs gave.

The good folks at Westboro plan to protest his funeral.

Occupy Albuquerque protesters still at UNM.

Man says he tried to withdraw his money from Bank of America in St. Louis and was prevented by police.

Snarky writer charges that Occupy Wall Street was started by Adbusters (which, he says, owns the URL).

Guy charged in Sunflower Market's yogurtgate is going to court.

Dr. Barry Ramo on foods that make your skin healthy.

Men as pinups.

Why do we love stories about people with too many cats?

Santa Fe orders cleanup of "Hobo Hill."

This Swede won the Nobel Prize for literature.

Quadruple rainbow all the way.

Palin says she's not running for president.

Judy Jetson is boy crazy.

Speech pathologist eats school lunches for a year.

Cafeterias in France ban ketchup.

Hear all of Björk's new album Biophilia.

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The Daily Word 6.5.11: moon rocks; Slutwalks; ruin-porn; exploding Russian arms depot

Third day of unceasing explosions at a Russian arms depot.

Oft-quoted biblical passages that aren't biblical passages.

Being a prick is a non-stop global project for Donald Trump.

Stupid Sarah Palin stupidly defends her stupid telling of Paul Revere's ride.

Selling moon rocks at Denny's, "United States vs. One Moon Rock," and other amazing stories involving black-market moon rocks.

“It’s easy to forget that change starts with anger, and that history has always been made by badasses.” Slutwalks.

Yemen just fell out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Short article about why the Three Gorges Dam in China was built and how it has wreaked havoc in central China, where there is now a severe drought.

Ruin-Porn. With links to collections of all-Detroit ruin-porn.

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The Daily Word: 6.3.11 - bad things in Arizona, cupcakes not bombs, and mutant e coli

there's lots of crappy stuff happening

There's all that annoying smoke from the Wallow fire, but at least we weren't evacuated.

More of these damn tornadoes.

Don't keep dead rhinos in your backyard like this guy does.

A marijuana expo...medical. Of course.

Government hackers want you to make cupcakes, not bombs.

Gunman kills six in Arizona, including himself.

We have a new deadly strand of mutant E coli. Awesome.

Salvador Dali Foundation irked about the artist's name getting slapped on just anything.

This woman has ten reasons why Sarah Palin should run for president. Ten yawl.

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The Daily Word: Weinergate, Motorboating A Reporter, Breaking Bad Season 4 Trailer

Weinergate continues to gain steam after Rep. Weiner's angry exchange with reporters.

Albuquerque middle school student dies from head injury he suffered on campus.

Sarah Palin met Donald Trump in New York for a crazy person pizza summit.

Los Lunas pastor arrested and charged with sexual assault.

F-16s scrambled after midflight fight.

E. Coli tainted cucumbers spread across Europe.

ACLU fights to get porn into South Carolina prisons.

Attorney General Eric Holder orders HBO to make at least one more season of The Wire.

ZOMG! Breaking Bad season 4 trailer!

Miami Heat win the first game of the NBA Finals.

Good news: those rumored Blake Lively nude photos are fake.

The world’s oldest mathematical object.

Reactions from people who don't know what The Onion is.

New spiny-headed Cambrian anomalocaridid revealed by scientists.

Rampage Jackson tries to motorboat a reporter during a post-fight interview.

Interrupting old man is my new hero.

DC Comics hits the reset button.

Rapper Sean Kingston is in stable condition after jet-ski accident.

The 13 best lawyers in comic books.

In praise of that guy who was always screaming on old comic book covers.

First 3 minutes of True Blood season 4!

Happy Birthday René Auberjonois!!!

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The Daily Word: Enhanced Pat Downs, Neo-Nazis, Burger of the Future

APS releases next year's budget, plans on cutting more than 400 jobs.

The man killed by APD yesterday was armed with a plastic kitchen spoon.

President Obama still enjoying the post-bin Laden assassination popularity boost.

Eight-month-old gets an enhanced pat-down at Kansas City airport.

Donald Trump doesn't know what the 13 stripes represent on the American flag.

Interesting visualization of the spread of Osama bin Laden death news thru twitter.

Ten-year-old kills his neo-nazi father.

Because sometimes it's better when your favorite TV show gets cancelled.

History of people who use the internet to convince others to commit suicide.

The truth about Groupon.

Let your kids eat some junk food already!

Man found living on roof of a Georgia Waffle House.

Read all about the Old Man of the Lake.

The most hipster state in the US is …

Are you fat enough for the new Triple Double Oreo?

Bristol Palin had surgery that gave her a new chin, but don't worry, it was for medical reasons.

Saddest mugshot ever.

Social networking cigarettes.

Slow motion video of some dudes playing with a six foot water balloon.

Equisetum is the oldest genus of land plant, over 100 million years old.

Soul Caliber 5 is coming next year.

The validity of the legal advice from Jay-Z's 99 Problems.

New retro-cartoon channel to launch 'soon.'

The burger of the future.

Who watches the Watchponies?

Happy Birthday Jeffrey Donovan!!!

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The Daily Word: 3-Year-Old Found Safe, Pornwikileaks, Perfect Prehistoric Pickled Brain

Did scientists at Fermi Lab find the Higgs boson?

Police find missing 3-year-old Ismyella Rodriguez safe.

A government shutdown is looming.

Daytona Beach newspaper publisher is offering bonuses to reporters who sell advertisements and subscriptions.

Espanola man delivers decomposing body to the ER, says his friend was sick.

Everything you ever wanted to know about the Koch brothers.

Looks like Blockbuster found its sucker.

Security company HBGary's latest terrible idea is a paranoia meter.

One dead after attempted Apple Store burglary.

Read all about the war of words between Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin and Lost creator Damon Lindelof.

Prehistoric human brain found pickled in bog.

Bristol Palin earned $262,000 as teen pregnancy ambassador for Candie's Foundation, more than seven times the amount the foundation actually spent preventing teen pregnancy.

Mental disorders represented as minimalist posters.

Watch these fresh frog legs twitch when salt is added.

Scientists genetically modify cows to produce more human milk.

That's hardcore! Website pornwikileaks reveals porn stars real names and home addresses.

Listen to the world's most nonchalant crash landing.

Netflix announced it obtained exclusive rights to stream all seasons of Mad Men.

New study says biology grad students are the most unhappy.

Keanu Reeves confirms that Bill and Ted 3 is on the way.

Six of the most bizarre medical hoaxes people actually believed.

25 baked Lady Gagas.

Watch the intro to the Russian version of How I Met Your Mother.

Burger King introduces the Meat Monster Whopper.

Mall-pizza chain Sbarro is planning on filing for bankruptcy.

Happy birthday Billy Dee Williams!!!

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The Daily Word: Dalai Lama, Muslim hearings, Julianne Moore as Palin

Charge up your electric car at Third and Marquette in Downtown Albuquerque.

Feds bust three clinics they say were dealing pills.

For the first time, Gov. Martinez uses the state plane--not the state jet.

Driver's license measure "eviscerated" in committee.

Richest person in the world now 38 percent richer. Guess where he lives? (Rhymes with Schmexico).

BBC reporters captured an tortured by Qaddafi's security.

Wisconsin union leaders promise two things: 1) a lawsuit and 2) the ousting of politicians who would snuff out their bargaining rights.

The Dalai Lama wants to give his political power to an elected representative.

Rep. Peter King's Muslim hearings begin today. He's said most mosques are run by radical imams.

Tucson shooter pleads not guilty. A victim still recovering from gunshot wounds went to the hearing to represent.

Nato forces may have accidentally killed the Afghan president's cousin.

Wait, we still care about Lindsay Lohan? She may go to jail today. In other tabloid-y news (same link), something something Britney Spears and Brangelina. (Seriously, it's been like a decade on Brangelina).

The celebrity contagion.

France shakes hands with Libya's rebel government.

Black people are leaving big cities and changing voter politics.

Julianne Moore is slated to play Sarah Palin on HBO.

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The Daily Word 2.5.11: Gitmo cage death; bag of panties; Palins trademark their name

British court declares man too dumb for sex.

"Bitches love my mom jeans."

Victoria, B.C. Craig's List item: Bag of panties (in the bushes.)

NASDAQ has been hacked repeatedly in the past year.

A Pepsi, some cookies and lots of screaming: first hand account of what detainment by Egyptian secret police is like. Everything thing else about Egyptian current affairs can be found on Al Jazeera English. Just embrace it.

Guantanamo detainee kept in cage for nine years -and never charged- has died of an apparent heart attack.

I finally figured out who NM First Dude Chuck Franco reminds me of.

Palin Palin Palin Palin. Oh, shit. But can I still change my name to Palin Comparison?

Beautifully, horrible-bad scene from a 1978 Italian sci-fi film.

Meet Lila Rose, the woman behind the planned parenthood pimp'n'hos bullshit. Do NOT. Look. Into HER EYES.

Professors behaving badly.

This guy came up with a way to win the lottery 95 percent of the time. Did he get rich? No. Did he tell the lottery? Yes. Is he Canadian? Yup.

Do you feel like a jackass when you forget your phone somewhere? Meet Cody Wilkins, dumbass.

On this day in 1941 The S.S. Politician foundered in the Hebrides. It was carrying 260,000 bottles of whisky. Guess what happened next.

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The Daily Word 1.15.11

Stealer of Hearts and Berlusconi; Michael Steele; virtual border is dead;The Mad Canadian.

Not everyone loves a good Hitler joke.

Tunisian revolution changed slogan overnight from "Ben Ali OUT!" to "Ghannouchi OUT!"

China introduces measures to counter inflation, for the fourth time in two months.

Cowabunga! Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi is being investigated for throwing bunga bunga parties featuring underage girls/prostitutes. This gets complicated as Italian age of consent is 14. Legal age for a prostitute, however, is 18.

Michael Steele is no longer Chairman of Republican National Committee.

Paranoid former Los Alamos National Labs scientist arrested after stand-off with police -which, in a twist of irony, he apparently wasn't aware of.

This is what Sarah Palin's Blood Libel speech sounds like in her native planet's tongue.

Fast sinking boat, tranquilized newscast, Prisoner: Cell Block H. Bisbane, Queensland, Australia.

Janet Napolitano has killed the U.S.-Mexico virtual border fence.

What would you do before running amok? Jared Loughner took photos of himself wearing only a thong and a Glock, and had them printed at Walmart.
Here's the newly released video from Loughner's MySpace page.

Excellent classic BBC documentary on L.S.D.

Speaking of L.S.D. check out The Pretty Things.

National Film Board of Canada has an online database. Start with The Mad Canadian. Then you're going to want to watch either Devil at Your Heels or Project Grizzly.

On this day in 1965 The Who's Can't Explain came out. Shindig!

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The Daily Word 1.9.11

Tucson massacre, Colorado's new governor, Justice Dept. supboenas Wikileaks twitter acct, the toilet of the future

Latest on Gabrielle Giffords' shooting.

Giffords talks about rhetoric of violence during 2010 political campaign and the Palin crosshairs map

Palin crosshairs map with Giffords' district in sights.

New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez isn't really a giant,she's just making her presence known.

Check out Colorado's eccentric incoming governor.

Everyone must visit Mootopia and tickle the cow.

Wikileaks Twitter account info has been subpoenaed by the Justice Dept. There's a subpoena joke in there somewhere.

Meet Blue Andy Rooney

Meet the Queen of Amphetamines, making a personal appearance in the U.S.

Meet Toronto's $400,000 automated public pay toilet!

Damien Hirst's latest sculpture is a jewel encrusted baby skull.

N.Z. Farmer dies trying to rescue lamb from sewage pond.

Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale

Seattle Seahawks player runs 67 yards for game upset touchdown vs. New Orleans Saints on Saturday.

Richard Nixon was born on this day in 1913. What a dick. Read this excerpt from the "Preview of Nixon's Memoirs" by Paul Krassner.


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The Daily Word 11.25.10: Snow!, adopt a turkey, South Korea

Snow!

A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.

Or, adopt a turkey instead of eating it.

Many police officers will be out patrolling for drunk drivers today.

I-40 re-opens after a big car smash. I-25 closed at Menaul.

There were few women at the first Thanksgiving. (So let the turkey burn. Have a beer.)

Sheriff admits to selling old body armor to military personnel, resigns.

How Obama and Palin will spend Thanksgiving.

South Korea's defense chief steps down.

Feds working to ban chemicals in herbal synthetic marijuana.

This woman was trapped for 20 days in a bathroom.

Lord Flight is sorry for saying changes to welfare would give poor people an incentive to breed.

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