Roswell horse slaughterhouse set to open in three weeks.

Think of the magical powers.

More bizarre rape trial defenses.

Will Obamacare kill the middle class?

Build your own solar-powered death ray.

ABBA reunion perhaps?

115 Cardinals are locked in a room and they're not coming out until they elect a new pope.

Farewell to the Pope!

Bradley Manning pleads guilty to leaking government secrets.

Los Lunas police infiltrate elementary schools.

So, that wasn't hospital staff that just walked by?

Those Roswell fires could be arson.

Miss Teen Delaware could be the next Miss YouPorn?

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All 135 space shuttle launches ... at the same time.

Gov. Hickenlooper lifts fire ban in Colorado.

Obama calls for tax cut extension for the middle class.

Woman killed after a hug with an off-duty cop caused his gun to misfire.

Yesterday marked the 65th anniversary of the Roswell landing. The government says it wasn't aliens, but this ex-CIA agent thinks otherwise.

Bodies of Scottish mummies turn out to be composite remains of multiple people.

This couple is extremely devestated over a missing iguana they believe was stolen from their home. Iggy the iguana is worth about $200, but for Abby Jacoby, it's not about the price, "it's about getting back a piece of her family."

Need to catch a burglar? Just follow his potato chip trail.

Allow this video of polar bear cubs playing in the snow to make your day so, so much better.

Let's go to Tatooine!

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U.S. Army Corps of Engineers opened the of floodgates on the Morganza Spillway, forcing almost 4,000 people to evacuate.

Man stabbed after parking space argument.

The abandoned Anasazi Building is getting some security upgrades.

Space Shuttle Endeavour launches on its final mission to deliver the Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer.

Denver school district bans breast cancer awareness bracelet.

Roswell teen arrested and charged with posting a nude photo of his girlfriend on Facebook after she refused sex.

The most powerful atomic clock EVER!

Steven Hawking: There is no heaven.

Scientists discover an obesity master switch.

The $190,000 bar tab.

Netflix announces deal with Miramax to bring hundreds of films to it's popular streaming service.

Meet Albuquerque's Red Light Camera Queen.

NBC renews Celebrity Apprentice.

Chuck E. Cheese is sued for promoting gambling in kids.

Stupid plankers.

Oprah reveals her final guest list.

Are Lazy Cakes the next Four Loco?

Happy Birthday Tori Spelling!!!

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