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The Daily Word in gun control, papal possibilities and the thigh gap

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Governor Martinez is backing a bill that would require background checks for gun show purchases.

There is a public information meeting about the Paseo Del Norte/I-25 project.

Is the next Pope a Canadian?

Can the Pope even resign?

Horse meat for Swedish children.

How Ted Nugent avoided the draft.

How Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoyed Carnaval.

Classic porn paperbacks.

There was an emergency alert issued in Montana yesterday.

Things are getting less salty.

The thigh gap.

Did North Korea just blow up a nuclear bomb?

The fugitive LAPD cop may have gotten out of the country.

V.20 No.19 | 5/12/2011

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The Daily Word with Southern Arizona Secession, Detroit Crack Pipes, Bin Laden’s Wives

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Now you’ll be able to get fast and convenient homeland security alerts, right to your cell phone!

Civil War II? Liberals in southern Arizona want to secede and form their own state.

No breakfast for you! These Chicago students were denied after wearing the wrong shoes.

You can conveniently buy crack pipes in Detroit gas stations and dollar stores.

A Northwestern University human sexuality class featuring a live sex demonstration is cancelled.

Microsoft to purchase Skype for a record-shattering $8.5 billion.

The United States has been granted access to speak to Osama bin Laden’s numerous wives.

APD officer shooting alert: One dead this morning near San Mateo and Menaul.

This Orthodox Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn edited out Hillary Clinton from the iconic “OMG we got bin Laden!” photo.

For those of you that care, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up.

For future reference, 911 is not to be used to make your beer runs.

Whoa! These conjoined twins in China have two heads but share a single body.