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V.24 No.9 | 02/26/2015

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The Daily Word in racist fashion police, net neutrality and GIANT black holes!

By Amelia Olson [ Thu Feb 26 2015 11:53 AM ]
The Daily Word

It's Thursday! Not exactly as good as Friday, but still pretty damn good.

The Internet may not be owned by a few corporations soon because Washington seems to be pretty down with net neutrality!

There is a black hole that is 12 billion times larger than the sun and is 900 million years old.

Zendaya Coleman elegantly explained why assuming dreadlocks smell like “patchouli oil” or “weed” is racist and weird. Giuliana Rancic apologizes. The internet gives Coleman a giant high five.

A new proposal would require Lyft and Uber drivers to provide insurance and undergo extensive background checks.

Surveys conclude that over half of all farm workers in America lack “legitimate documents” and therefore have no legal rights or protection.

V.24 No.3 | 1/15/2015

How to Do Literally Everything

This Is How to Do Literally Everything

By Ty Bannerman
What if we could teach you how to do it all? Part 1.

How to Do Literally Everything

How To DIY Awesome Skin Care Products

By Amelia Olson
Amelia Olson shares kitchen cosmetic concoctions to help keep you looking your best.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Survive ABQ Ride

By M. Brianna Stallings
Public transportation is an environmentally friendly, money-saving choice, but it can be freaky out there. M. Brianna Stallings’ tips help take the edge off.

How to Do Literally Everything

How To Score Work as an Extra

By Eva Avenue
Break into the movie-and-TV biz with these handy tips.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Create a Birth Plan

By Carrie Murphy
So you want to have a baby? Read this first.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Construct Mixed Media Masterpieces

By Mark Lopez
Staff writer Mark Lopez shows you how to create eye-popping art with car wax, Elmer’s glue and some old magazines.
Robert Maestas

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Fall in Love with Music Again

By Samantha Anne Carrillo
Music editor Samantha Anne Carrillo gives away her secrets to finding new music.
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V.23 No.49 |

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The Daily Word In Snobby Egyptian Cats, Laughing Gas And Jesus Handing Out Pot

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Dec 10 2014 11:23 AM ]
The Daily Word

If you wanna be the new CEO of Abercrombie (apparently they’re still a store) you can be! Because that one guy quit. Or resigned. Or whatever the “cool kids” do.

A local high school creative writing teacher resigned after controversy surrounding a student's story about Jesus handing out pot. (Why wasn’t she our high school creative writing teacher?!)

And who hasn’t demanded a plane be taxied back to its terminal when flight snacks are served inadequately?

This woman dressed as the Abominable Snowman, and her poodle, Lizard, understand the true meaning of Christmas/life.

Any time we’ve asked for a bite of someone’s brownie, it was NEVER laced with pot. Thanks for nothing!

In other more duh-ish news, a scientist thinks laughing gas is a great way to treat depression! Tell my uptight dentist that. He’s stingy with that shit.

And if you have a genius cat, it’s possible she was once an “Egyptian princess” who was “used to being treated like a deity”

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V.23 No.48 |

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The Daily Word In Chocolate Chip Cookie Hair Ties, Pomeranian Elvis And Coca-Cola Milk.

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Dec 3 2014 11:36 AM ]
The Daily Word

Our kids are dancing! They’re dancing and focusing and doing their chores! Hallelujah!

Here, let Tony Blair show you how to pose gracefully for a Christmas card.

A former UPS employee is suing the company for allegedly firing her for being pregnant.

Science says alcohol gives us energy and we’ve probably been drinking it for millions of years! Cheers!

Coca-Cola will soon sell milk! And by the looks of their advertisements, that milk is going to be sexy! LOL. LOL. LOL.

This Pomeranian dressed like Elvis understands life better than any of us ever will.

Japan-based company makes realistic looking, creepy food jewelry. We want the spaghetti necklace, banana hair clip and chocolate chip cookie hair tie!

Save nudity and “pornography” for Coca-Cola milk products, Florida!

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V.23 No.43 | 10/23/2014

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The Daily Word in Peyton Manning, mood swings, intestines, and Monica Lewinsky.

By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Oct 20 2014 11:41 AM ]
The Daily Word

Police captured a serial killer in Indiana.

Peyton Manning broke the touchdown record.

People born in the summer are prone to mood swings.

A mouse-grown intestine signals hope for organ growth.

Soft drinks lead to accelerated aging.

For chocolate addicts, it might actually be time to panic over the Ebola outbreak.

Bernalillo County will have deputies guarding the abandoned Sandia Ranch insane asylum against trespassers this Halloween season.

Does anyone care that Monica Lewinsky has joined Twitter?

This is how you draw a perfect circle, while listening to A Perfect Circle.

Test your knowledge of Iron Maiden.

Still don’t have a costume idea for Halloween? Get some help from ex-con Martha Stewart.

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V.23 No.40 | 10/2/2014

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The Daily Word in birth, marriage, abortion, volcanos and Coffee Day.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Sep 29 2014 2:03 PM ]
The Daily Word

A shooting at a Miami club injured 15 people.

There’s a Clinton granddaughter now.

George Clooney got married to a lawyer lady.

Stevie Nicks and Don Henley had a pregnant together, it’s now revealed.

At least 36 people were killed when a Japanese volcano erupted.

There’s political unrest in Hong Kong.

The Raiders’ coach has not been fired yet.

Today is Coffee Day.

Here’s how to purge your Gmail account in five easy steps.

It’s raining feces.

Not so fast, Pluto, you may not be a planet afterall…

A judge refused to issue an injuction against Uber and Lyft operating in NM.

APD Officer Keith Sandy made a weird remark two hours before shooting James Boyd.

There was a body in the road at 118th Street.

What’s happening today in Albuquerque?

Happy birthday, Gene Autry.

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V.23 No.33 | 8/14/2014

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The Daily Word in driving, shooting, falling and dying.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Aug 11 2014 11:39 AM ]
The Daily Word

Tony Stewart ran over Kevin Ward, killing him during NASCAR training.

A police shooting sparks violence and looting in MO.

A rocket attack assist resulted in a Ukraine jail break.

James Corden will be the newsest face of late night talk.

A double-decker bus crashed in Times Square.

Be careful what you eat in Colorado.

Which states smoke the most pot?

Cigarette butts can help store electricity.

Don’t take a selfie by a cliff.

APD seeks a suspect in a home invasion on Coal.

There was a shooting at Wyoming and Central.

Happy birthday, Hulk Hogan.

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V.23 No.31 | 7/31/2014

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The Daily Word in WWI, wacky weather and other worries.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jul 28 2014 12:19 PM ]
The Daily Word

Happy 100th birthday, World War I.

Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.

A tornado hit near Boston.

A lightning storm hit Venice Beach.

I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.

Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.

Now worry about kissing-bug disease.

A UFO terrifies Toronto.

Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.

Get ready for the new mass extinction.

Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.

An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Go swimming!

Happy birthday, Steve Morse.

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