V.25 No.49 | 12/8/2016
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em
Cannabis and your lungs
By Joshua Lee
Light to moderate cannabis smoking has not been shown to have any lasting negative effects on the lungs.
V.25 No.37 | 09/15/2016
The Daily Word in Shrinking Ice Caps, Jim Carrey and Eating Off The Floor
By Monica Schmitt [ Tue Sep 20 2016 11:18 AM ]
Arctic sea ice is melting, and is currently at the second-lowest on record.
The number of smokers in England is at a record low, with just around 17% of adults lighting up.
Obama gives his very last address to the United Nations.
Hate to break it to you, but the 5-second-rule is a myth.
Mark Burton wrongfully files lawsuit against Jim Carrey claiming the actor supplied his girlfriend with prescription drugs that she used to commit suicide.
Since trending news is generally depressing and the Internet probably won't put a halt to the constant headlines any time soon, here is a virtual bioluminescent forest for at least some temporary relaxation.
V.24 No.22 | 05/28/2015
The Daily Word in East Mountains Google drones, a big loss for Big Tobacco and commercials on Netflix
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 2 2015 11:49 AM ]
Super creepy APD action results in yet another payout by the city over excessive force.
Despite a crash involving one of it's large drones, Google continues research and development in the East Mountains area.
APD's SWAT team responded to a domestic violence situation that seems less than SWAT-worthy.
Nearly half of Americans can't handle an unexpected expense of 400.00 or more.
Learn what is going to (temporarily) change about the Patriot Act.
Confirmation that the TSA exists solely to make air travel a pain in the ass and does not make things safer.
V.22 No.38 |
The Daily Word in the murderous mall, micro-hut housing, a Blackberry bailout and the great maple syrup mystery
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 24 2013 8:44 AM ]
New Mexico Supreme Court to hear same sex marriage arguments.
Pillow Case Bandit arrested at Sunport.
Heavy rains are affecting New Mexico's chile crop.
Do we really want the roads into Chaco Canyon paved?
Some things aren't supposed to be put in the toilet.
Micro-housing for Swedish university students.
A Canadian billionaire is offering to buy the troubled Blackberry company.
Steve Jobs buried a time capsule thirty years ago.
Names have been named in the great Canadian maple syrup conspiracy.
POTUS' #1 reason not to smoke.
V.21 No.47 |
The Daily Word in APD probe, Miley's pig and milk for inmates
By Nick Brown and Co. [ Tue Nov 27 2012 10:19 AM ]
U.S. Justice Department announces it will investigate APD.
APD officer accused of encouraging neighbors to brawl to settle a dispute.
Best prank ever. By which we mean freaking scariest.
San Juan County inmates nearly riot over lack of milk at breakfast.
That Facebook privacy notice everyone's posting won't help you at all.
Bigfoot DNA results. Finally.
Albuquerque Authorities name their baby rhino Chopper rather than Bonbornio.
PETA gave Miley Cyrus a pig for her birthday. She didn't get it.
Fiona Apple cancels a tour to spend time with her dying pit bull, Janet.
Happy birthday, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix.
V.20 No.23 | 6/9/2011
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com
Making a place for LGBT parents—and their kids—is a priority for nonprofits
By Christie Chisholm
Adrien Lawyer and Elena Letourneau are what they refer to as “invisible”—a white, seemingly straight couple with a 6-year-old son.
Lawyer had his breasts removed in 2004. A year later, he began hormone replacement therapy, which deepened his voice and sprouted hair on his face. Lawyer is now legally a man. Once recognized as a lesbian couple, he and his partner have undergone not only a physical but a cultural transformation. They appear to be the all-American family. And that’s exactly what they are.
V.20 No.18 | 5/5/2011
“A smoke after dinner is better than life after death.”
By Kaylee Drinville, fearless intern [ Mon May 2 2011 3:35 PM ]
China, whose citizens account for one-third of smokers in the world, banned smoking in most public places. The law took effect yesterday, but most citizens and shopkeepers had not heard of it until then.
One problem with enforcing the new ban is smoking is an integral part of Chinese culture. Most business transactions finish with the exchange of expensive tobacco, many sunny afternoons are spent smoking on café patios, and giving someone a cigarette is viewed as a great way to break the ice.
Smoking is a characteristic of the famous and powerful. Chairman Mao, for example, was a heavy smoker, and Chinese celebrities and athletes are commonly seen smoking.
China is the world's largest producer of tobacco. Cigarette sales and production taxes totaled $75 billion in 2009. Some regions, like the Yunnan Province depend on the industry, with 45 percent of its revenue coming from tobacco.
There are 300 million people who smoke in China, and the habit causes about 1.2 million deaths each year. Studies show the Chinese have a low awareness of the health risks of smoking and secondhand smoke. About half of health care workers smoke.
V.20 No.17 |
The Daily Word 5.1.11: Bin Laden is dead, again!; Dust Bowl; Facebook censorship; Chinese try to ban smoking, again
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun May 1 2011 12:29 PM ]
Osama bin Laden: He couldn't be killed by bunker busters(warning: propoganda footage,) he survived dialysis, but the West's boogeyman appears to have been killed outside his mansion near Islamabad? Watch President Obama's statement anywhere.
Royal Wedding-related Facebook censorship?
Documentary about the Screen Gems Logo, The S From Hell.
Great old documentary about the Dust Bowl with oral histories recorded in 1960.
Hey John Bear, Oklahoma is now drier than it was during the Dust Bowl.
Scroll down after clicking this link to read about the other controversial shit the Superman character has pulled in his comic books.
There is NO WAY Chinese are going to stop smoking like diesels in public or anywhere else.
V.19 No.35 |
One of the many reasons why I hate myself
A hack's guide to smoking cessation
By John Bear [ Wed Sep 8 2010 12:44 PM ]
I quit smoking three years ago. It was necessary. I smoked two packs a day and a leathery, precancerous lesion was beginning to form in the back of my throat. It was also taking over my life. I had to schedule everything around smoking.
It was slavery.
Now that I no longer smoke, smokers often ask me how I quit (They don't actually. I just tell them.)
You can use the patch, but it's like quitting three times.
Forget the patch.
There are nicotine lozenges but they deliver 4 milligrams of nicotine. You will literally vomit nicotine out of your eye sockets.
Cold turkey is the only way to go. Some people say cut down then quit. Forget about it. This is the patented John Bear quit smoking method.
Wake up the day before you quit and smoke a pack of Marlboro Reds. Then smoke another pack of Marlboro Reds. Then smoke a pack of Newports. (And gobble serotonin reuptake inhibitors like candy.)
You will never smoke again.
V.19 No.12 | 3/25/2010
Smokes Go Up; Food Tax Vetoed
By Marisa Demarco [ Wed Mar 24 2010 4:14 PM ]
Gov. Bill Richardson signed a bill today that will raise the price of cigarettes 75 cents. And if you’re thinking about driving to the res to the avoid the tax, the proverbial man is one step ahead of you. The Legislature made some agreements with the state’s tribal leaders, who will also hike prices 75 cents.
With this increase, New Mexico’s tax on smokes comes to $1.66 per pack, the 18th highest in the United States. The national average is $1.34 per pack.
The measure was sponsored by Reps. Gail Chasey and Danice Picraux and Sens. Dede Feldman and Mary Jane Garcia.
The governor also vetoed the food tax, which would have brought in about $68 million. He’s going to make it up with stimulus money and by dipping into the reserves, among other things, according to this New Mexico Independent article.
The state was facing a $650 million budget shortfall.
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