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V.23 No.27 |

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The Daily Word in patriotism, spying and scared dogs

In the news: Fireworks scared Albuquerque's dog population, a local veteran's service dog ran away, organic cat litter caused the fire, A local veteran is frustrated, If you can't turn on your phone, How a paraplegic Brazilian porcupine gets around, 90 percent of those surveilled by the NSA are innocent, Hurricane Arthur, stupid patriotic tattoos, Remote controlled birth control, Germany is retaliating against American espionage, selfies are dangerous

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V.22 No.37 |

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The Daily Word in rage, threats, shootings, poisonous bites and beaver butts

In the news: Navy Yard shootings, Raw sewage in the streets, town of Grants, NM, There's sewage in the streets, it's up to my knees, Mogollon, NM is now much more isolated, good times for New Mexico's reptiles, some cleaning rags spontaneously combusted, fairy tales in the style of Mike Ehrmantraut, Costa Concordia was successfully righted, The Turks shot down a Syrian military helicopter, TSA employee called in a bomb threat, Butterball's Turkey Talk Hotline, black widow bite, the IKEA monkey, Hedgehogs like baths, beavers' anal gland secretions are tasty

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V.22 No.24 |

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The Daily Word in a "Lone Ranger" press junket, world cup protests in Brazil and bringing squirrels across a body of water

In the news: 59th most dangerous, really excited, not so excited, Packard's is closing, Letter from Yahoo!, The G-8, first American lawsuit against News Corporation, Brazil is pissed, Squirrel lore, Fox News is being sued, hijacking a plane and flying to Cuba, light sabers and airline luggage restrictions, Anti-pervert stockings, Susan B. Anthony was fined $100.00

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V.21 No.12 | 3/22/2012

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The Daily Word in NCAA, Clooney and portrait gourds

In the news: Lobos victorious, Casanova con man, Rutgers student, George Clooney, 50 Native American foster kids, $4 million, Rodarte's fall fashion collection, Skip the TSA security lines, accused of embezzlement, kill President Obama, Patriot Act, music industry works, portrait gourd, Radiohead, Fruit flies

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V.21 No.7 | 2/16/2012

news

The Daily Word in Russians need more sex, gonorrhea needs a cure and every tyrant needs a lover

In the news: start having more sex, a naked picture, gonorrhea, gets creepy with a female passenger, Love letters, gay marriage attemps on Valentine’s Day, pornographic film, Museum of Broken Relationships, Phallological Museum, a homeowner, driver’s licenses, campus hammer attack, Mars exploration program, André 3000 and OutKast

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V.21 No.2 | 1/12/2012

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The Daily Word in danger on Lead, Kanye West inspiration and scotch in a can

In the news: St. Pius High, video diary, open manhole, 4,486, real-live sergeant, Michele Bachmann, iPhone app, Robert Frank, Kanye West, At the Iowa caucuses, the corpse of the Republican Party was wandering around Des Moines, hungry for brains, $30 million abstract painting, redundant, time holes, Code Red Velvet, advertisements, Vegan bodybuilders, buried city, Scotch in a can

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V.20 No.36 |

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The Daily Word in the poors, the HPV vaccine makes you retarded and Spongebob makes you stupid

In the news: 52-year high, this woman, mental retardation, getting enough attention, Ron Paul's campaign manager died, starving death of their 6-week-old, 12 terror threats, all but two states, badass, if I die, low-cost, high speed internet, dumber, paid man in entertainment, naked men and horses, Operation Northwoods?, pop art, flying with children, Great Pyramid, bakeware exploding, rescue autistic boy, cover price of 60¢, Dwarf porn star eaten by a badger, higher pumpkin prices, 9/11 joke, hipster nicknames, copyright fraud and abuse, Happy Birthday Nas!!!

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V.20 No.31 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 8.6.11: The new trend is "swatting," kids; Australian collar bomb hoax; Cha Cha is dead.

In the news: harmonica factory, Transgendered TSA agent, planking, flanking, swatting, Man has sex with cat before throwing it out window, lower U.S. credit rating, Paul Krassner, interview, Fukushima, The most beautiful goat in the world, Rio Grande Sun police blotter, Terry Gilliam animation, drain pipe hotel, Smuggling, collar bomb, or not, Hitchock, Annette Charles

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V.20 No.24 |

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The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams

In the news: Mayor Berry close portions of the Bosque, tailgaters, cartel boss, men are funnier than women, one Republican candidate, halfway through, TSA Mobile Groping Squads, patentability of medical diagnostic tests, accidently deposits $110,000, stop grunting so loudl, monkey into space, Bronies are real, Top 10 brands that will disappear next year, horse-semen shots, Your dishwasher is slowly killing you, chicken-deboning machine, an art project, The earliest American artwork discovered is …, remade, #32, reunion, seven types of friends, Happy Birthday John Dillinger!!!

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V.20 No.19 |

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The Daily Word: AIDS vaccine, Nazi guard, self-driving cars

In the news: Mountain and Sixth Street, lost and found, Bears, AIDS vaccine, beard, historic levels, 28,060 counts, self-driving cars, "Doctor Who" episode, read your mind, a billion tons of food, Bin Laden's diary, big oil

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V.20 No.11 |

News

The Daily Word: God's Wife, Red Light Cameras, RIP Elizabeth Taylor, Strip Search

In the news: This time our government isn't lying to us, three day wait, losing money, strip search every airline passenger, wearing US Marine uniforms, Explosion at a Jerusalem bus stop, shot and killed, the status of US nuclear spent-fuel storage, security guards, files suit against NM Gas Company, resigning, James O'Keefe, give money, God's wife, Showtime, flying saucer, stoned to death, dead at 79, this guy's, lizard skin, costume, Meet Lu Mao, the 132 pound 3-year-old, redisgning its spaghetti box, Dr. Phil's six biggest scandals, 100 web sites, Charlie Sheen, released, Paranoid Parrot, Koala burgers, Twenty-five, Seven, all sweary, Happy Birthday, Akira Kurosawa!

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V.20 No.4 | 1/27/2011
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Phil Mocek: You don’t have to show ID to fly

After plenty of trial postponements, Seattle software developer Phil Mocek had his day in court. He didn’t testify. Instead, a video Mocek made with his cell phone camera was shown to the jury. On Friday, Jan. 21, he was still found not guilty of four charges: disorderly conduct, concealing identity, refusing to obey an officer and criminal trespass.

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The Daily Word 01.20.10: Garbage hotel, mafia, Gov. Martinez

In the news: TSA trial, it’s happening today, mafia crackdown, prairie dog, lotto scholarship, 3D movies, “quintessentially American” dinner, National Republicans, reappoint him, with Wal-Mart, hotel made of garbage, death row

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V.19 No.51 | 12/23/2010

Council Watch

Cars for Coppers

Police union president Joey Sigala had a last-minute Christmas wish for the City Council at its Monday, Dec. 20 meeting. He asked the Council to put a little something in the Albuquerque Police Department’s stocking and consider reinstating a take-home car policy. Sigala said the officers have offered to chip in $20 a week, which would generate about $187,000 annually to help offset the overall cost. He also said the plan to end the vehicle benefit for about 180 officers come Jan. 1 would cause financial hardship.

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