The Daily Word in a female president, Japan gun laws, APS suspensions
South Korea elects first female president, conservative Park Geun-hye.
The sky (of The Pit) is falling!
Penn State scandal voted top sports story of the year (again).
APD officer arrested and accused of theft.
Tebow’s sad, sad story.
American pastor imprisoned in Iran while visiting family.
Rumors of school violence lead to 7 suspensions at Manzano High School.
Those darn foxes getting their heads stuck in everything.
A menagerie of adorable things that happened in 2012.
How gun control works for Japan.
The Daily Word in Angry Birds, hacktivists and arty nip slips
21 states—not N.M.— have stand-your-ground laws. In Florida, that law prevents the man who killed a teen from being arrested.
Islamic extremist shot in the head by French police after a gunfight.
President Obama stops in Lea County to talk about how he digs oil companies.
Survey says Americans think politicians are talking about religion too much.
Our own Rep. Steve Pearce pushes a national bill that would require drug testing for everyone receiving food stamps or unemployment benefits.
Three supermarket chains say no to pink slime.
Hacktivists steal more data than criminals.
Chase results in APD-involved shooting on Laguna land.
Romney's campaign is like an Etch A Sketch.
NASA helps Angry Birds developers understand space physics.
A regularly updated database of all the nipples on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Being bilingual makes you smarter.
Pianist covers all of Mastodon's metal concept album Leviathan.
Freestyle dough acrobatics at the World Pizza Games.
Why are there loud booms every night in Clintonville?
Doctor Who's next companion.
Never mind a dog. Get yourself a fox.
The Daily Word in Wikipedia shuts down, Roundhouse legislation kicks off and McNuggets get sexual
The wrecked Italian cruise liner shifted. 29 people are estimated to be missing.
The “If I Die” app leaves a Facebook post for you after you’re gone. Creepy.
A woman offered drive-thru customers sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets. They’re not that good.
After getting throttled twice in the same year by the same team, Tebowmania still won’t quit.
A young girl is shot during the MLK parade in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I don’t think Burger King’s home delivery is a good idea for an already obese country.
How did these rocks from Mars find themselves in Africa last year?
A racy billboard ad encouraging drivers to keep their eyes in the road is taken down. Drivers couldn’t keep their eyes on the road.
The Daily Word in Bigfoot's right to free speech, Robert Anton Wilson week, and (Un)-Occupy Albuquerque in Santa Fe
(Un)-Occupy Albuquerque will be protesting in Santa Fe next week.
What happens to stuff dropped off at Santa Fe recycling stations?
It is Robert Anton Wilson week!
Here is a different way of evaluating NFL teams and games.
"If you need a brassiere, wear one" and other dating tips for women circa 1938.
Too fat to fit in the CT-scanner? Try the one at the zoo.
Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech.
The Daily Word in marijuana lungs, human zoo, Twinkies
Workplace violence at Albuquerque Parks and Rec.
UNM's chess club is stone cold killin' it.
Marijuana smoking not linked to lung problems.
Taliban says video of marines pissing on dead Taliban members won't affect peace talks.
The biggest polluters in the state.
Human zoo allows tourists to throw food at Jarawa people.
Class conflict is the conflict, say Americans.
Liz Lemon's flashbacks. All of them.
Pittsburgh mayor cops a Tebow.
The maker of Twinkies is filing for bankruptcy. To honor the mighty Twinkie, explore its many alternate uses.
Whiney Beethoven letter discovered.
Oakland Tribune sends a cease-and-desist order to Occupy Oakland Tribune.
Ohio landlord says her pool is whites only because African-American hair products cloud the water.
Sinead O'Connor is not in a good way.
Americans are eating less meat.
They Might Be Giants: "When Will You Die?"
The Daily Word in Tebow and his Broncos, flea market busts, faulty bungee cords.
UK Netflix launch may trigger TV bidding war.
Texas drought may wipe out the world's last remaining whooping crane population.
Albuquerque police and federal agents bust vendors at weekend flea market.
UK police identify remains found in Queen Elizabeth II's front yard.
Man found dead outside of Graham Central Station.
Bungee cord snaps and sends girl plummeting into crocodile-infested waters.
Hoth Hof is opening up a sci-fi themed whorehouse north of Las Vegas to be called Alien Cathouse.
Horse abandoned at Amish-area Walmart up for adoption.
New study suggests that dogs can read our facial expressions.
Tourists in Pisa, Italy think they're super original.
Thanks to Uncles Carl and Tom for sending me amusing content!
The Daily Word in the Barefoot Bandit, brick weed on Broadway, boozy Blago
Six former Freddie Mac and Fannie May bigwigs sued by the SEC.
Video shows inmates escaping Santa Fe Courthouse. The cop who saw them flee takes a leisurely stroll and sets down his drink before chasing them down. Who is this guy? Dirty Harry?
55 bricks of weed found at crackdown on auto repair shop on Broadway.
Death toll up to 169 in India bootleg liquor poisoning, with 195 under treatment.
Barefoot Bandit due for sentencing today on 33 charges in a Washington state court.
Boy meets girl. Boy takes girl to movies. Boy leaves girl in theater and steals her car.
Woman’s breast implant sucked through her ribcage during Pilates maneuver.
ICC may investigate Gaddafi’s death as a war crime.
Two baby goats apparently tortured and killed in the South Valley.
In less depressing animal cruelty news, dog that was thrown from car window found alive.
Is the 1994 Chargers team cursed by the Grim Reaper?
Just when it looked like Blago was out of the picture, source tells the Sun-Times that “Rod can’t sleep without drinking.” The judge that sentenced him to 14 years recommends prison rehab.