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V.23 No.48 | 11/27/2014
Tapioca coconut pumpkin pudding

Flash in the Pan

Indians, Pilgrims and Pudding

But not in that order

By Ari LeVaux
With these two pudding recipes, you can skip the crust and focus on the best part of the pie: the filling.

The Mouthful

Thankfulness Edition

By Ty Bannerman
Your editor gives his thanks.

Idiot Box

Watch, Eat, Repeat

Thanksgiving Around the Dial

By Devin D. O’Leary
What is there to watch on TV this Thanksgiving? Let’s take a trip around the dial.
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The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Nov 26 2014 12:14 PM ]
The Daily Word

It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!

Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.

In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,

And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!

A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?

And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.

Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!

Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.

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V.22 No.49 | 12/5/2013

news

The Daily Word in exploding whales, Nexus Brewery and aging rockers

By Carl Petersen [ Fri Nov 29 2013 10:55 AM ]
The Daily Word

NASA is starting a moon garden.

The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.

Think up a really good nuclear launch code.

Remember these G.I. Joe PSA parodies?

Dad colored in his kids’ drawings.

This exploding sperm whale is pretty much what I felt like last night.

Does your house have a creepy door?

A nearby skate park bothers Rob Zombie.

Enjoy this seemingly endless menagerie of aging rock stars.

Here’s the scary version of a Miley Cyrus song.

A local man gave a very unhappy Thanksgiving to two dogs.

There were also some very unhappy Thanksgiving car crashes.

Guy Fieri visited Nexus Brewery.

Happy birthday Kim Delaney.

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V.22 No.48 | 11/28/2013
Ty Bannerman

Food for Thought

Killing the Turkey

By Ty Bannerman
Food editor Ty Bannerman participates in his first slaughter.
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The Daily Word in stealthy seahorses, unpardoned turkeys and human-like baby goats

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 27 2013 9:13 AM ]
The Daily Word

The weather is getting wintry and some ABQ kids need help staying warm. Here's where you can donate a coat.

A 14-year old kid was banned from Coronado mall for being punched in the head and called a fag. And then his attacker posted a video of the incident to youtube.

The NSA is watching you masturbate.

President Obama is preparing to pardon a turkey, as presidents have done since 1989.

And since the turkey gets pardoned, it's reasonable to ask: What do they eat at a White House Thanksgiving? Why, another turkey, of course. A very bad turkey who doesn't have a cute name like "Popcorn" and therefore doesn't deserve a pardon, I assume.

You can add this to your repertoire of animal-based similes: "As stealthy as a seahorse."

And finally, my favorite headline of the day: Confusion in Ekiti town as goat delivers human-like baby goat!

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V.22 No.46 | 11/14/2013

Feature: Film Guide

Holiday Film Guide 2013

By Devin D. O’Leary
Film Guide: Get the lowdown on all the movies hitting theaters between now and Christmas

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