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V.24 No.47 | 11/19/2015

Event Horizon

Tryptophan and THC

Friday, Nov 27: Danksgiving 2015 • Mondo Vibrations • Dre Z • Pocket Full Of Dub

By Maggie Grimason [ Wed Nov 25 2015 7:00 PM ]
Work up some post-Thanksgiving munchies or dance off your food guilt this week at Danksgiving 2015.
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A very boozy holiday special


The Not Quite Weekly Podcast #9

A very boozy holiday special

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 25 2015 1:47 PM ]

In this episode, we talk about comedy events, boozy holiday memories and our Thanksgiving plans.

The Daily Word in high-schoolers being stupid, foreign opinions on American customs, and Captain America

By Cerridwen Stucky [ Wed Nov 25 2015 1:12 PM ]
The Daily Word

To nobody's surprise, high-schoolers are insistent on sharing nudes.

What British people think the US states are.

New prosthetics can sense texture.

People from not-America are very confused about Thanksgiving.

The annual Turkey Pardoning is not something the President looks forward to.

The Captain America Trailer was released last night. It has been picked apart and analyzed since then.

Event Horizon

For the Men

Thursday, Nov 26: Mansgiving

By Taylor Grabowsky [ Wed Nov 25 2015 10:35 AM ]
Eat turkey legs, ham, baby back ribs and more while watching football on 11 massive TVs.
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The Daily Word in pictures of cats, NM food banks and designer genes

By Taylor Grabowsky [ Mon Nov 23 2015 12:06 PM ]
The Daily Word

Brussels lockdown results in Belgians tweeting out pictures of cats for a good cause.

San Diego Zoo put down their northern white rhino, now only three remain in the world.

New Mexico's milkshake (weak child porn law) brings all the sex offenders to our yard.

New Mexico scientists working on a spaceship that could reach Mars in days.

Donate, donate, donate! NM food banks need your help this Thanksgiving!

Santa Fe girl helps the homeless by raising money to buy materials to make scarves and hats.

Forget designer handbags, designer babies may become the latest accessory.

How to quell those pesky family arguments this Thanksgiving.

V.24 No.47 | 11/19/2015


Letters From Downtown

Signs of Compassion

By Ty Bannerman [ Fri Nov 20 2015 1:58 PM ]

When you work Downtown, when you're here day after day, you deaden a bit to some of the things you see. A couple huddled in a doorway on a cold November morning, a worn-out blanket barely covering them; cops on bikes pulling a homeless man up off of the sidewalk, a puddle of vomit at his feet; an elderly gentleman in suit and tie, stalking down the street and shouting curses at the demons leaking from his head; none of these things provoke a second glance after a while. There's a lot of suffering here for sure and very little that one person can do. A dollar here, a dollar there, maybe that helps a bit, but the overall feeling is one of powerlessness, and slowly you become hardened to it.

Today, though, I noticed this sign in the window of Lindy's Diner, and that numbness thawed just a little bit. No, Lindy's isn't going to solve the problems of homelessness and hunger. And one single meal on one single day isn't "enough." But it is something, a reminder that hardness isn't the answer, that compassion is. And that even if we can never do enough, we can, and should, still try.

V.23 No.48 | 11/27/2014
Tapioca coconut pumpkin pudding

Flash in the Pan

Indians, Pilgrims and Pudding

But not in that order

By Ari LeVaux
With these two pudding recipes, you can skip the crust and focus on the best part of the pie: the filling.

The Mouthful

Thankfulness Edition

By Ty Bannerman
Your editor gives his thanks.

Idiot Box

Watch, Eat, Repeat

Thanksgiving Around the Dial

By Devin D. O’Leary
What is there to watch on TV this Thanksgiving? Let’s take a trip around the dial.
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The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Nov 26 2014 12:14 PM ]
The Daily Word

It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!

Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.

In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,

And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!

A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?

And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.

Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!

Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.

V.22 No.49 | 12/5/2013


The Daily Word in exploding whales, Nexus Brewery and aging rockers

By Carl Petersen [ Fri Nov 29 2013 10:55 AM ]
The Daily Word

NASA is starting a moon garden.

The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.

Think up a really good nuclear launch code.

Remember these G.I. Joe PSA parodies?

Dad colored in his kids’ drawings.

This exploding sperm whale is pretty much what I felt like last night.

Does your house have a creepy door?

A nearby skate park bothers Rob Zombie.

Enjoy this seemingly endless menagerie of aging rock stars.

Here’s the scary version of a Miley Cyrus song.

A local man gave a very unhappy Thanksgiving to two dogs.

There were also some very unhappy Thanksgiving car crashes.

Guy Fieri visited Nexus Brewery.

Happy birthday Kim Delaney.

V.22 No.48 | 11/28/2013
Ty Bannerman

Food for Thought

Killing the Turkey

By Ty Bannerman
Food editor Ty Bannerman participates in his first slaughter.
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The Daily Word in stealthy seahorses, unpardoned turkeys and human-like baby goats

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 27 2013 9:13 AM ]
The Daily Word

The weather is getting wintry and some ABQ kids need help staying warm. Here's where you can donate a coat.

A 14-year old kid was banned from Coronado mall for being punched in the head and called a fag. And then his attacker posted a video of the incident to youtube.

The NSA is watching you masturbate.

President Obama is preparing to pardon a turkey, as presidents have done since 1989.

And since the turkey gets pardoned, it's reasonable to ask: What do they eat at a White House Thanksgiving? Why, another turkey, of course. A very bad turkey who doesn't have a cute name like "Popcorn" and therefore doesn't deserve a pardon, I assume.

You can add this to your repertoire of animal-based similes: "As stealthy as a seahorse."

And finally, my favorite headline of the day: Confusion in Ekiti town as goat delivers human-like baby goat!

V.22 No.46 | 11/14/2013

Feature: Film Guide

Holiday Film Guide 2013

By Devin D. O’Leary
Film Guide: Get the lowdown on all the movies hitting theaters between now and Christmas

V.21 No.48 | 11/29/2012


The Daily Word in Black Friday, Black Widow and Giant Tortoise.

By B.L. Brennan [ Fri Nov 23 2012 10:47 AM ]
The Daily Word

Nerves still high in Israel, despite cease-fire.

Black Friday started on Thursday this year, and some people are really unhappy about it.

Tragedy strikes the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Scientist believe they can bring a particular species of giant tortoise back from extinction.

World famous pool player “Black Widow” sues Albuquerque company over endorsment deal.

Chickenpox outbreak in Indiana is apparently the largest in US history.

Family of Hector Camacho wrestles with life support decision.

Bernalillo County commissioners gain international attention over upcoming vote to amend animal ordinance.

Yesterday in the NFL: The Texans won, the Cowboys lost and the Patriots embarrassed the Jets.

Black Friday in a nutshell: an incredibly overwhelming nutshell.

I hope you had a better Thanksgiving than this cat had.

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