V.26 No.5 | 02/02/2017
The Daily Word in more Trump horse sheet, legalizing cannabis in New Mexico and a meteor
Just one meteor but a dandy one
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 7 2017 9:43 AM ]
While unlikely to happen soon, legal recreational cannabis use is closer than ever to becoming reality in New Mexico.
Fat lady who fell in comical fashion while riding a scooter and shopping for gallons of soda pop in a Walmart is speaking out about how everyone is laughing at her and it isn't funny.
President Trump wants you to know that there are thousands of terrorist attacks killing innocent midwest farmers and average Euro Svens news of which is being suppressed by evil media companies. Like Weekly Alibi, for instance. We could have reported on the briefcase nuke that destroyed UNM's Valencia campus, but rah rah terrorism (raspberry sound).
There isn't any actual skateboarding but still, this Russian skater is pretty damn high up in the air on the edge of a skyscraper, uh ... with his skateboard.
Finally we may rest assured that huge amounts of LSD will not "fry" your brain and turn it into swiss cheese on a stale Trisket. You might develop a mental problem tho but that's different.
Let us all—all of us adults—enjoy Alistair Crowley's completely obscene 666 word poem about his girlfriend, who, in a tamer moment, he once compared to a hoover vacuum.
Here for your further enjoyment or, maybe, just to induce uncontrollable rage, is every tweet Trump has tweeted in the time he has had the POTUS Twitter account!
V.25 No.23 | 06/09/2016
The Daily Word in the Senate Filibuster, Gun Control and the Dog Head Fire
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Jun 15 2016 12:39 PM ]
Looks like two senators are finally taking a stand on gun control in a "filibuster-style blockade."
You can watch it live right now!
In Florida, it's easier to get a gun than solar panels, a driver's license, an abortion, an exotic pet...
The Dog Head Fire is burning without containment.
A badass Twitter user is calling out politicians who are "praying for Orlando" but refuse to support gun control laws.
Check out this heroic Rio Rancho teen.
Look back at the history of the gun control debate.
A state worker started a relationship with Nehemiah Griego.
What does a map of a hallucination look like?
This is the first mammal to go extinct from global warming.
Did you know noise has color?
V.25 No.12 | 3/24/2016
The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Zoo Escapes and The Easter Bunny
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Mar 21 2016 3:43 PM ]
A Siamang monkey escaped from the Biopark Zoo this weekend and I missed it.
It’s been proven that the early 2000’s will obviously never die. Now what about bringing back those 2000’s fashion trends?
V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016
The Daily Word in Kalamazoo shooting, Kesha and Apple
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Feb 22 2016 2:29 PM ]
Kesha’s court battle with her producer has everyone riled up and it’s for a damn good reason.
My heart strings are about to be tugged right out of my chest because what can be sweeter than this?
FBI VS Apple. Who will win?
For 2 minutes and 40 seconds I forgot that this Game of Thrones and Donald Trump mashup actually has real footage of things Donald Trump has said.
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is the best of all time.
V.25 No.7 | 2/18/2016
The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Kanye West and Saturday Night Live
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Feb 15 2016 3:30 PM ]
I bet Donald Trump was that kid who got picked last by all his classmates growing up. I mean, what else would explain his ridiculous actions?
Saturday Night Live has added 10 more years to my life with the most accurate and hilarious skit.
Whole Foods is my real American Dream.
Lady Gaga pays tribute to legendary prince David Bowie.
Life has never been more clear and I owe it all to this life hack that has changed my life for the greater good.
V.25 No.5 | 2/4/2016
The Daily Word in UFOs, Republicans and Kanye West
By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Jan 29 2016 2:05 PM ]
The best things in life come from doughnut boxes.
Is a Republican debate really a debate without someone mentioning Donald Trump?
Tommy Chong feels the Bern and believes you should, too.
Kanye West wants us all to be on the same page about what he doesn’t like in the bedroom.
My millennium aesthetic heart is about to combust over this lip-sync battle.
V.25 No.4 | 1/28/2016
The Daily Word in Winter Storms, The Oscars and Donald Trump
By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Jan 22 2016 12:55 PM ]
It’s 2016 and Charlotte Rampling doesn’t remember the decade she’s in and the purpose behind the Oscars boycott.
1-800-Hotline Savesies. This has been a PSA brought to you by the Philly Police Department.
Catch me being excited for the Super Bowl commercials rather than the Super Bowl itself.
V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016
The Daily Word in Death, Twitter and Film
By Megan Reneau [ Thu Jan 14 2016 10:43 AM ]
The brilliant and wonderful Alan Rickman has died at the age of 69.
Let’s be real: Alan Rickman is probably Metatron now.
ISIL claims responsibility for a terror attack in Jakarta.
Straight pride parades, brought to you by bigoted, chagrined closeted people.
The Population Institute grades States on their reproductive rights. I’m pretty happy about New Mexico, but as a nation, we can do better.
Here’s a short history of Twitter rules.
An APD officer is suing the city for not promoting him after he wrongfully shot and killed a person. Wow.
Did you know a local Burqueno teen played Leo D’s son in his newest film, The Revenant?
V.24 No.53 | 12/31/2015
The Daily Word in Isis, Motorhead and Trump v. Jeb Bus
By Desiree Garcia [ Tue Dec 29 2015 11:45 AM ]
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Donald Trump. *Shifts eyes to Jeb Bush*
Dear Olive Garden, I can use $400 to buy endless amounts of alcohol for New Years Eve and probably 10 more New Years Eve parties that I’ll never remember instead of using it on one night I’ll never remember.
Sometimes the internet can be a great place. Check out this video of a Kendrick Lamar and Mario Kart mashup!
V.24 No.50 | 12/10/2015
The Daily Word in Holly Holm, San Bernardino and Snapchat
By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Dec 4 2015 12:47 PM ]
Snapchat trying to cover news via their story is like trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.
Robert Downey Jr. and I have one thing in common and it’s not being able to keep surprises a secret.
The only thing on the internet that I’m obsessed with is Anna Kendrick’s Tweets.
On a more emotional note, as if feelings weren’t already uncontrollable, frontman of the Stone Temple Pilots dies at 48.
V.24 No.47 | 11/19/2015
The Daily Word in emojis, the flu and the future via Twitter
By Megan Reneau [ Thu Nov 19 2015 10:59 AM ]
Only a twitter bot can predict the future.
The suspected organizer of the terrorist attacks in Paris is reportedly killed.
A summation of anti-feminists to induce your daily rage.
Learn more about the history of lesbianism on the island of Nantucket.
Good Charlotte is back, thank Satan.
Morsels by Megan Foldenauer is deliciously lovely.
Where revenge porn and sex work intersect.
Take-out flu shots delivered by Uber? Alright.
V.24 No.46 | 11/12/2015
The Daily Word in Russia, Quentin Tarantino and Anonymous
By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Nov 6 2015 1:13 PM ]
This Ohio teen had no idea he’s been considered missing for 13 years until he tried to apply for college. What are the odds?
One New Mexico filmmaker wants to give the public a glimpse into the lives of APD with a web series.
Adele’s management is taking all the fun out of being drunk on social medial.
It’s like the feud between Quentin Tarantino and Police is more drama than high school.
London gets way more than they bargained for during Million Mask March. Protests aren’t supposed to turn violent, right?
Techno and Feminism. What a time to be alive.
V.24 No.36 | 9/3/2015
The Daily Word: Zombies on a plane, living life on a train and the FBI getting sued
By Desiree Garcia [ Fri Aug 28 2015 1:52 PM ]
Virginia teen faces 11 years in prison for controlling Twitter account in supports of ISIS and helps friend travel to join group.
V.24 No.22 | 5/28/2015
The Daily Word in Twitter power, Letterman and crane style.
By Renee Chavez [ Thu May 21 2015 2:00 PM ]
California oil spills have a sticky history.
In case you haven’t heard, David Letterman has retired.
Civilians were trapped in Palmyra by Islamic State.
World leaders speak to millions on Twitter.
Albuquerque kicks off Beer Week.
Breaking News: Teenagers are idiots.
APD not really sure if red light cameras make a difference.
A crane beat three tigers in real life Kung-Fu Panda.
Delta’s new saftey video will make you want to watch for pure entertainment.
V.23 No.22 | 5/29/2014
Andy Kindler on What Makes a Comic
By Genevieve Mueller [ Tue May 27 2014 3:11 PM ]
Twitter can help launch a career, says Andy Kindler, but it sure as hell doesn’t make you a stand-up comic.
NEWSLETTERS Great Alibi stories, events and deals delivered to your inbox each week. No fooling!
Jorge Ramirez • piano • Stephen Dakin at Uptown Funk Dueling Pianos
Graduating Art Education Student Exhibition at Masley Hall
Healthy Kids, Healthy Futures Conference at Buffalo ThunderMore Recommended Events ››