V.24 No.41 | 10/08/2015
The Truth is Out There ... in Rio Rancho
2015 New Mexico UFO Conference
By Devin D. O'Leary [ Thu Oct 15 2015 3:00 PM ]
What does the government really know? Learn the truth about UFOs.
V.24 No.4 | 1/22/2015
The Daily Word in the new “X Files,” goodbye Blackbird Buvette and the saddest day of the year.
By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Jan 19 2015 12:23 PM ]
Today is Blue Monday, the saddest day of the year.
It’s also MLK Day.
It’s also the last day of business for Blackbird Buvette.
The Seahawks will face the Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX.
Liberace’s hologram is going on tour.
Tiger Woods’ front tooth is missing.
The Jesus Bandit remains at large in Hawaii.
There was live sex on stage at a Dead Kennedys concert.
There’s no such species as a black panther.
”The X Files” is coming back to TV with Mulder and Scully.
Here’s what guitar strings do.
You’ll be surprised by some of these amazingly cheap movie props.
Deep-fried batteries are the future.
More knockouts at Knockouts.
A strange diamond-shaped object appeared in the sky above Albuquerque.
The Walmart shooter remains at large.
Happy birthday, Dolly Parton.
V.23 No.38 | 9/18/2014
Cinema 5 Distributing
Crib Notes: Sept. 18, 2014
By August March
From APD undercover to democratic litigation, test your knowledge of last week’s New Mexico news with the Alibi pop quiz.
V.23 No.31 | 7/31/2014
The Daily Word in WWI, wacky weather and other worries.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jul 28 2014 12:19 PM ]
Happy 100th birthday, World War I.
Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.
I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.
Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.
Now worry about kissing-bug disease.
Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.
Get ready for the new mass extinction.
Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.
An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.
Happy birthday, Steve Morse.
V.23 No.27 | 7/3/2014
The Daily Word in name tags, necrophilia and North Korea.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jun 30 2014 11:25 AM ]
North Korea fired two missiles at Seth Rogan and James Franco.
Rest in peace, Bobby Womack.
They got Tyler’s name tag wrong at Taco John’s.
The Nanny from Hell is packing her bags.
Will you see a UFO tonight?
Congratulations on your latest statistical victory, New Mexico.
There’s a fire in the Jemez.
A woman claims she was blackmailed by an APD officer.
An Albuquerque woman called her boyfriend 77,000 times in one week?
Happy birthday, Terry Funk.
Susan Petersen, thank you for the links!
V.23 No.20 | 5/15/2014
The Daily Word in faster speed limits, the hot coffee lawsuit and raises for APD.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon May 12 2014 10:56 AM ]
The kidnapped girls were converted to Islam.
I believe clouds are actually alien spaceships.
What’s the real story behind the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit?
How to buy used stuff.
Rest in peace, Leslie Carlson.
A hipster cruise ship plays “Seven Nation Army.”
Nightclub owners take note: obstructed exits provide for more efficient evacuation without stampeding.
Speculation abounds about Apple buying Beats Electronics.
Learn what’s next in the saga of the exploding whale.
Social media and mental illness are a bad mix.
The Albuquerque to Bernalillo speed limit is going up to 75 mph.
The Signal Peak fire near Silver City has consumed 3,000 acres.
Happy birthday, Burt Bacharach.
V.23 No.19 |
The Daily Word in grasshopper clouds, millennial habitats and synthetic drugs
By August March [ Thu May 8 2014 12:21 PM ]
Swarms of grasshoppers have been observed in many areas of Albuquerque.
Hello and goodbye, Nicolas Gregory Chili Buss.
A drought advisory has been issued by the Albuquerque Bernalillo County Water Authority.
A new pool for the South Valley is needed but is not funded.
The DEA is busy busting local synthetic-drug pushers.
Some bad men who beat and then kidnapped an El Paso man, driving him to Albuquerque in the process, have been sentenced to long prison terms.
There is a job fair for veterans today at the Convention Center.
Millennials have a habitat. Knowledge of that habitat can be exploited by capitalists seeking to acquire more feria.
UFO expert Alejandro Rojas posted this letter about Kirtland Air Force Base and the Paul Bennewitz controversy.
Journal columnist Leslie Linthicum, writing about the recent City Council meeting takeover, is criticized by a commenter for “keeping with Albuquerque Journal's longstanding policy of presenting uninformed corporate stoogery as journalism."
V.22 No.27 |
The Daily Word in BP appeals case, Roswell and Google Doodle and superhero villains
By Mark Lopez [ Mon Jul 8 2013 10:18 AM ]
BP Lawyer cites "irreparable injustices" in how settlement payments are being handled.
Officials probe why a jet that crash landed in San Francisco was flying too slow before it hit the runway.
Authorities search for 40 missing people after a train blast in Quebec town that killed five.
Michael Allen speaks out in speculation over whether Albuquerque police could have spared his brother, Vincent Wood, who was shot multiple times on Friday night.
Albuquerque remembers Austin Hudson-LaPore.
Google Doodle and Roswell? Oh, we're there!
City planners want to make Central a little snazzier! Neon signs anyone?
V.21 No.50 | 12/13/2012
The Daily Word is, “X-37B is a good name for a spaceship.”
By Nick Brown [ Tue Dec 11 2012 11:09 AM ]
Mythical creatures abound near Farmington.
A bobcat ate her pet bunny.
A UFO and an officer from the grave or something.
"X-37B come in! Can your read me? Over."
" X-37B is a good name for a spaceship. Over."
Driving dogs? Now I've seen everything.
Albuquerque historical blogger alert. Take pictures of the Silver Moon Lodge.
Santa Fe got snow.
Look out for the Dylan Redwine kidnapping scam.
There was a party stabbing at the Sandpiper Apartments.
I say hipster, you say needlepoint.
How to fight like Captain Kirk. (Thanks, Tom!)
Happy birthday Teri Garr.
V.21 No.49 | 12/6/2012
The Daily Word in the Octomom, earthquakes and Marley’s Mellow Mood.
By Nick Brown [ Tue Dec 4 2012 10:25 AM ]
Iran captured an American drone, it claims.
An earthquake rocked Anchorage.
News Corp. is shutting down its iPad newspaper, The Daily.
Shakira’s ex-boyfriend is suing her for $100 million.
A magician’s hair caught on fire.
Asperger’s disorder is no longer a psychiatric diagnosis.
Unborn babies battle in the womb.
The Czechs indicted Lamb of God’s singer on manslaughter charges.
There will be no apocalypse, Russians claim.
Denver’s UFOs might just be bugs.
James Bond is everywhere.
Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D has a stalker.
Marley’s Mellow Mood made kids sick.
Octomom's porn video was nominated for four AVN awards.
A Deming deputy shot himself.
Somebody was watching porn in a former cop’s house.
Look for stolen cars at the Motel 6 on Alameda.
Happy birthday Fred Armisen.
Thanks to Chris Johnson, Constance Moss and Susan Petersen for the link help.
V.21 No.43 | 10/25/2012
The Daily Word in James Blunt, Billy Idol and the Daily Planet.
By Nick Brown [ Tue Oct 23 2012 10:07 AM ]
Watch last night’s presidential debate sober.
There was a giant rectangular UFO in Texas.
Billy Idol is playing a birthday party.
New York’s highest court declares that lap dances are not art.
The Manson Family may be linked to 12 additional unsolved homicides.
Here’s a brain-like scalp.
Florida cops shot a naked lady.
Enjoy these old-timey photo manipulations.
The sad little dotted zebra has no herd.
Pretending to love cats on the internet.
Billy Graham left some final advice about voting.
A woman was raised by monkeys then sold into prostitution.
Ralph Davis has been found.
UNM researchers have help for your burned tongue.
Happy birthday Weird Al Yankovic.
Thanks for the many assists from Constance Moss, E.J. Maliskas, Tom Nayder and Robert Masterson.
V.21 No.40 | 10/4/2012
The Daily Word in Furbies, UFOs and Sting.
By Nick Brown [ Tue Oct 2 2012 11:06 AM ]
Obama has 99 problems.
Internet addiction is a mental illness.
Let’s watch some Target training videos.
Joss Whedon is making a S.H.I.E.L.D. TV show.
Loitering teens can wreck your business.
Here are GPS coordinates to a bigfoot place.
Ben Radford gives us a history of religious hoaxes.
Sexy celebrity photoshop guys.
Tinfoil hats amplify mind control rays.
Councilor Michael Cook says balloons need more places to land.
Burglary is on the rise in Rio Rancho.
Tucanos got in trouble for where they put their signs.
Thanks to Nayder and Maliskas for the assists.
V.21 No.15 | 4/12/2012
The Daily Word in awesome Canada, Opposite Day and the sinking ghost ship
By Marisa Demarco [ Fri Apr 6 2012 11:43 AM ]
Thousands pilgrimage to Chimayó today.
Las Vegas, N.M., fights fracking and bans oil and gas drilling.
Why Canada should be cheered for ditching the penny.
Menacing Easter bunnies.
Kid sells his kidney for an iPhone.
Marine Corps pilot says he played tag with a UFO in the ’70s.
Guy gets naked for Opposite Day.
Jesus appears in duct tape in Albuquerque.
Coast Guard sinks a ghost ship with a cannon.
Ex-Gov. Gary Johnson says making Gov. Susana Martinez the veep pick would be Sarah Palin, Part Deux.
Smallest town in the States sells for only $900,000.
Why Catholics really eat fish on Fridays.
Pit bull takes a bullet for his owner.
Chevy Chase is an asshole.
V.20 No.40 |
The Daily Word in Sasquatch, the Kraken and Megavirus walk into a bar
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Oct 12 2011 9:00 AM ]
Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.
This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.
Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.
Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.
The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.
The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.
R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.
The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.
Reddit has a child porn problem.
Avengers. Trailer. Here.
Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.
What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?
Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.
New website will help you find free parking around UNM.
AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!
Dr. Pepper unveils a
The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.
25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.
That American Pie reunion is happening.
The world's oldest car runs better than mine.
Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.
V.20 No.35 |
The Daily Word in deadbeat parents, 9/11 truthers, a lost masterpiece and the greatest photo of Saturn ever!
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Sep 7 2011 9:32 AM ]
Dozens of deadbeat parents arrested this week.
Of course the CIA worked with Gaddafi.
Five dead after shooting rampage at Nevada IHOP.
When will 9/11 conspiracy theorists believe the facts? Probably never.
Cell phones in prisons are on the rise.
Is Homeland Security making us safer or poorer?
More bad news for Netflix users.
Why using your real name on the Internet is a bad idea.
Lizards are smarter than we thought.
The greatest photo of Saturn you'll ever see.
What is graph theory, and how can we make some freaking money with it?
In order to find a lost Leonardo Da Vinci masterpiece, scientists need a camera that hasn't been invented yet.
Wikileaks reveals government plans to infiltrate warez topsites.
More Game of Thrones casting news.
Judge dismisses lawsuits against 5010 of the 5011 people accused of downloading the porno Danielle Staub Raw.
Let's all have a good laugh at the MPAA's latest bogus piracy stats.
Whatever happens, do not give Madonna hydrangeas.
Lame looking UFO video from Japan.
You guys probably care which fast food restaurants were rated the highest by Zagat, right?
How the invention of pants ushered us into the modern world.
America's Most Wanted moves to Lifetime?
Katt Wiliams: patriotic or racist?
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