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The Daily Word In Snobby Egyptian Cats, Laughing Gas And Jesus Handing Out Pot

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Dec 10 2014 11:23 AM ]
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If you wanna be the new CEO of Abercrombie (apparently they’re still a store) you can be! Because that one guy quit. Or resigned. Or whatever the “cool kids” do.

A local high school creative writing teacher resigned after controversy surrounding a student's story about Jesus handing out pot. (Why wasn’t she our high school creative writing teacher?!)

And who hasn’t demanded a plane be taxied back to its terminal when flight snacks are served inadequately?

This woman dressed as the Abominable Snowman, and her poodle, Lizard, understand the true meaning of Christmas/life.

Any time we’ve asked for a bite of someone’s brownie, it was NEVER laced with pot. Thanks for nothing!

In other more duh-ish news, a scientist thinks laughing gas is a great way to treat depression! Tell my uptight dentist that. He’s stingy with that shit.

And if you have a genius cat, it’s possible she was once an “Egyptian princess” who was “used to being treated like a deity”

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #218: How to install a wing stabilizer.

By Brutus De Cervantes [ Sat Sep 24 2011 6:02 AM ]

I am to learn from an expert marine how to install a wing stabilizer. It is a long piece of soft metal: a hollow tube with rounded yet squared corners, tapered on the ends like a cigar. It has mounting bolt holes. He begins the lesson. I run to my room to get some paper so I can take notes. The mice have shredded the paper on my nightstand. Exasperated, I grab the commix page. I see that I can take a short cut back by going behind the school over the golf course. I meet a group of oldies hitting small brown balls up the hill toward the school. I join them with my club. The going is slow: there are so many balls.

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V.20 No.23 |

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The Daily Word 6.12.11: Mad Libs; fat-cats; The Wienerlogues; Wallow Fire update

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jun 12 2011 10:54 AM ]
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IMF was hacked.

Leonard B. Stern, creator of Mad Libs, died last week. Online Mad Lib here.

Paul Krugman tells it like it is: we're all getting screwed by the fat-cats.

Bill Maher and Jane Lynch dramatize one of Wiener's facebook exchanges with the Vegas blackjack dealer. NSFW.

30 minute brawl on Virgin Airways flight.

Beautiful pictures of a decaying Soviet-era airbase. Here's a picture gallery of the world's largest underground airbase in former Yugoslavia.

Lily Allen got married, and she's pregnant.

Lily Allen stalking/kidnapping Elton John reminds me of one of the greatest films of all time! Watch the entire film on YouTube!

SPACE GIRL.

Valentina Tershkova was the first woman in space.

Slutwalk London.

The Wallow Fire is now in New Mexico, approaching the Gila Forest. Map.

Using Groupon "worst decision I ever made," says merchant.

On this day in 1944 the first V-1 Rockets landed on London.

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