Paris Can Wait
Rambling romantic trip to Paris should have taken the bullet train
The Boss Baby
Weirdly conceived kiddy cartoon bogs down in confusing mythology
The Daily Word in Pussy Riot, excessive force, presidential brosefs
Pussy Riot gets two years for speaking out against Putin.
Several articles on the Washington Post today are pissed off at President Obama. Here’s one of them.
Between Obama, Romney, Biden and Ryan, Who’s the biggest bro?
Eastdale softball rules!
If you’re a cop who likes beating people, tasing them and stepping on their head when they’re trying to surrender, a warrant wouldn’t hurt.
Hatch wins a green chile battle.
Baldwin on fracking.
From Amish to rodeo.
People who can’t spell vs. Islam.
Ow! ... just ow. (may be NSFW)
Speaking of assholes, we all know that Kobe Bryant is one. So is his wife.
To Rome With Love
Woody Allen’s having a wonderful time in Italy, but you’ll wish you weren’t there
Prior to 2005, when he was a strictly New York kind of guy, Woody Allen’s batting average was quite high. From 1969’s Take the Money and Run to 1987’s Radio Days, Allen pumped out an unbroken string of classic films (1987’s September was his first seriously meh effort). Even figuring in misses like 1998’s Celebrity and 2003’s Anything Else, you could put him at about a .750—pretty high for a guy who’s put out at least one movie a year since 1969.
The Daily Word in debt plans, weird DWIs, and the Primetime Emmys.
Albuquerque shooting suspect has bond set at $1 million cash.
White House brews its first beer.
Alec Baldwin gets replaced by
Spock Leonard Nemoy for Emmy opening.
In case you missed the Emmys, check here for winners and outtakes and such.
Who wore it better? Donald Trump or this puppy?
Political daughters Kara Kennedy and Eleanor Mondale both die within 24 hours of each other.
Albuquerque man gets nabbed for drunk driving after flipping off police officers, stopping to take a potty break, and then getting pelted with a bean bag gun.
Meanwhile, a Pennsylvania man faces DWI and assault charges for drunken tractor-riding.
You can give your grandparents a web cam... and they might make an adorable video on accident.
Netflix fully separates DVD and streaming services, DVD service gets a new name.
This video actually gets me a little emotional every time I watch it.
Did you know that water bears can survive 10 days in the vacuum of space and then reproduce?
Heroic Alaskan bunny saves owners from house fire, but is not so lucky himself.
The Daily Word: Alec Baldwin for Mayor, Upgrade Your iPhone Today, Mass-Grave In Texas
Wallow Fire is creeping towards the NM state line.
Connecticut became the 13th state to decriminalize marijuana.
Two dogs die after being left in hot Animal Welfare vehicle.
Conservative activist group puts fake eviction notices on Detroit homeowners' doors.
Margaret Thatcher won't meet with Sarah Palin.
The owner of Steins Ghost Town was found shot to death.
The Texas mass-grave that wasn't.
Speaker of the House John Boehner more than doubled his monthly expense account.
Long list of sports figures who claimed their Twitter was hacked.
E. Coli infections in Tennessee.
New deep space images from the VLT Survey Telescope.
Alec Baldwin is considering running for mayor of New York City.
How to upgrade your iPhone to iOS 5 today!
Australia's Department of Defense claims to have lost all of it's UFO files.
One out of four US hackers is a FBI informant.
Good news for the 23,322 bittorrenters accused of sharing The Expendables.
10 video game facts about the late Macho Man Randy Savage.
The Daily Word: Government shutdown, another earthquake,
Student says Cibola told her: You're either a boy or a girl, so no pantsuit at graduation.
See video of a San Juan County sheriff's deputy beating a guy in the head with his flashlight.
Another quake hits Japan.
President Obama says there won't be a government shutdown.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid says it's going to happen.
What it would mean to you.
If the government does shut down, Congress will still be paid as usual.
The Recording Academy will no longer offer a Grammy for Native American music.
Land Comish Powell returned White Peak to the nature-loving and -hunting public.
16 campus security officers (called "narcs" at my ABQ high school) were slashed from the APS budget.
Read an interview with the journalist who was captured and then released in Libya.
Can we blame Britain for everything?
Alec Baldwin says "30 Rock" ends next year.
A history of stoner movies.
The Daily Word 02.11.10: Islam, Kids, Aphrodisiacs
Iran celebrates 31st anniversary of Islamic Revolution; protests, not so much.
Is the Albuquerque Journal contributing to "deficit hysteria"?
Alec Baldwin taken to hospital. Is OK; just a misunderstanding. Joke, joke, Liz Lemon.
British fashion designer Alexander McQueen dies from apparent suicide.
Is your kid bipolar? Turns out, maybe not.
Soldier dad arrested for waterboarding 4-year-old daughter for failure to recite alphabet.
This lady, who is famous in Britain for reasons unknown, made her 2-year-old daughter look like a hoo-ore. Ex-husband unhappy. And the daughter's name is Princess.
Stuttering could be genetic.
'Tis the season for aphrodisiacs. Note: The scent of cherries decreases women's arousal levels. Use that how you will.
This crazy Gallup drunk driver repeatedly backed into a police SUV during a chase. Caught! On tape!
A guy gets Dubai court to annul marriage after seeing his cross-eyed, bearded beauty without her niqab, or Islamic veil. If he'd ever seen Looney Tunes, he wouldn't have found himself in that mess. Classic Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd.
It's Jennifer Aniston's birthday!