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The Daily Word in APD probe, Miley's pig and milk for inmates

U.S. Justice Department announces it will investigate APD.

APD officer accused of encouraging neighbors to brawl to settle a dispute.

Smoking is dumb for you.

Best prank ever. By which we mean freaking scariest.

Napping baby art.

San Juan County inmates nearly riot over lack of milk at breakfast.

That Facebook privacy notice everyone's posting won't help you at all.

Bigfoot DNA results. Finally.

Albuquerque Authorities name their baby rhino Chopper rather than Bonbornio.

Scared red panda.

PETA gave Miley Cyrus a pig for her birthday. She didn't get it.

Fiona Apple cancels a tour to spend time with her dying pit bull, Janet.

L.A. might ban circuses from having pachyderms. (Also, best Primus song.)

Worst logos ever.

Happy birthday, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix.

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    The Daily Word in yard sales, Jeb Bush and Mr. Rogers

    Take the Central bus out of Downtown until 1:30 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

    Fatal shooting last night.

    Commissioner Wiener says he’s going after the photographer who took the snap of him in a notorious red-light district in the Philippines. (He lost Tuesday’s election bad.)

    Why is the weather in Westeros so crazy?

    Political reporter Haussamen comes out against LGBT discrimination.

    City comes out against unending yard sales.

    Republicans in Florida outlaw voting on Sunday to suppress the African-American vote.

    Jeb Bush says something nice about President Obama.

    And ex-Prez Clinton says nice things about Mitt Romney.

    Mr. Rogers remixed.

    A forest-themed nightclub in Seattle.

    Meat talk.

    Flaming Lips post naked pictures of Erykah Badu and her sister, angering Badu.

    Parents’ blood and spit can reveal fetus’ DNA.

      Found

      Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: Baby shower for a low-income family

      Usually, the Found on Santa Fe Craigslist blog is reserved for tongue-in-cheek repostings of ridiculous Southwest furniture, unicorn mirrors, semi-used magical equipment and the like. But this one isn’t. I’d just like to share this woman’s request for help with diapers, a double stroller and a baby swing. Her husband’s work hours were cut, and they’re expecting a medically unforeseen visit from the stork. If you have a little to spare, two struggling parents in Santa Fe county could use it.

      news

      The Daily Word in heavy baby, Icelandic incest and yoga

      Belen police chief: "It always raises a red flag for us when we see a sex offender trying to get into the girls bathroom."

      Some APD officers make more than the mayor.

      Have you seen this missing girl?

      JFK mistress speaks out in book form.

      15.5 pound baby born in China.

      Mickey D's minty green Shamrock Shake goes nationwide.

      The ancestor to all animals.

      R.I.P. Florence Green, the last WWI
      veteran.

      Can porn be copyrighted?

      A website in Iceland helps residents avoid accidental incest.

      Maps of stereotypes.

      Some yoga is dangerous, but it's mostly awesome, says some guy in his new book.

        V.20 No.48 | 12/1/2011
         

        Feature

        A Miraculous Rebirth?

        Program for expectant mothers fights for second chances, including its own

        Casita de Milagros, New Mexico’s only residential treatment center for pregnant women battling addiction, closed this summer. Thanks to community outcry, the facility might soon be resuscitated. But Milagros’ advocates are discovering that the devil is in the details.

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        V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011
        Midwives Melanie Yanke (left) and Abigail Lanin Eaves run Dar a Luz Birth & Health Center in the North Valley.
        Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

        News Profile

        Where Babies Come From

        Midwife-run nonprofit births alternative for expectant mothers

        Dar a Luz Birth & Health Center sits on a lush plot of land in the North Valley, set back from the road and abutted by agricultural plots. The sprawling center seems about as un-hospital-like as Abigail Lanin Eaves could make it.

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        V.20 No.22 | 6/2/2011
         

        Miss Diagnosis

        The Miracle of Treatment

        Medicaid axes inpatient program for drug-addicted mothers

        The state's only residential substance abuse treatment clinic for pregnant women, Casita de Milagros, will be closing on July 1. During columnist Whitny Doyle’s time as a mother-baby nurse, she cared for many Milagro patients. She also cared for substance-abusing mothers whose addictions remained untreated.

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        V.20 No.18 | 5/5/2011

        Culture Shock

        My Farewell Column

        It is time once again for me to bid you, my fair reader, adieu.

        I am moving back to Oklahoma, a state apparently bent on my destruction. I had some great tornado jokes lined up for this column—real grade-A material.

        Alas, I woke up the other morning and the damn things had laid waste to most of Alabama. Severe weather humor is horribly inappropriate at this particular juncture.

        So we’ll skip the tornado jokes.

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        The Daily Word: Giffords, Libya defections, bug-eating

        A woman who let her friend drive drunk is being charged with a DWI.

        Rep. Pearce says something something "constitutional" something "don't' give money to public broadcasting."

        Charges against the local nonprofit that sent human heads to a Kansas medical waste facility were dropped.

        Potato earth.

        Someone put an explosive near an APD car this morning.

        Do you know this guy? He stole a computer from UNM by picking it up and walking away.

        Secretary of State says the guv may have breached campaign law.

        Gaddafi's foreign minister split. (Meet his lovely daughter, who he hopes will inspire his troops.

        Arizona outlawed abortions that are performed because of the sex or race of the fetus.

        Maybe we will eat bugs when there's no more meat.

        Is it too soon to ask: Will Giffords run for Senate?

        Spoiler: The "Top Chef All Stars" winner.

        Birth rate in the U.S. dropping fast.

        Google makes baby steps toward social networking and "liking."

        The cosmonaut who fell to earth.

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        MMA Minute: Alibi interviews Jon “Bones” Jones

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        Jon Jones on Albuquerque, his plans to master Ryan Bader on Feb. 5.

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        The Daily Word 1.13.11: Guv vs. CNM, Target in the air, Tom Hanks' rapper son

        Obama says America should be as good as 9-year-old Christina Taylor Green imagined it to be. Here's the full text.

        What Gov. Martinez has to say about being sued by environmentalists.

        The guv is also suggesting the state bleed CNM for cash.

        Officials are moving a sex-offender registration location away from a bus stop.

        Target wants to build a Target in the air Uptown.

        Someone pulled a fire alarm at The Pit, forcing evacuation with one second left in the first half.

        These people will name their baby after you if you find their dog.

        Romanian birds died of the drink.

        NPR photo essay: Then and now, a year after the quake in Haiti.

        Landslides kill hundreds in Brazil.

        Twin sisters turn 100.

        Hard cider is back.

        Don't have sex with your mister or mistress in the marital bed.

        Tom Hanks' son, Chet, is a rapper who likes to smoke fancy weed in fancy places.

        How about a nuclear car?

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        The Daily Word 12.02.10: The exclamation point edition!

        Lobo Lucy was groped, according to APD.

        No condoms for APS students, say emotional parents.

        New major at UNM.

        Interpol issues an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Ex-VP will be charged in a Nigerian bribery case.

        Holy matrimony! Same-sex couples can't divorce in Iowa.

        2018 World Cup heading to Mother Russia. U.S. loses 2022 to Qatar.

        Shark attacks at Egyptian hotel. Sharktopus!

        Sports training for babies. 400 babies!

        Ant-covered Jesus smote.

        Usher Molests Inanimate Objects: A Guide

        Eminem hoards Grammy nods for his tired b.s.

        300 sextillion real stars!

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        Hey, Hurry Up and Have a Baby, Vol. 32

        Me. Soon.
        Me. Soon.

        Today’s evidence of the universe pressuring this almost-34-year-old lady to have babies: they will have autism if I don’t.

        A study from a team at the University of California-Davis shows that older women are at greater risk of having children who will be autistic. Which isn’t to say, “Ick. Autistic people. So gross.” No way. Don’t say I said that.

        But, I mean, c’mon.

        This is simply further evidence that, when it comes to my life choices, science needs to shut the crap up.

        V.18 No.33 | 8/13/2009

        Culture Shock

        Awww ... Babies!

        Babies love salsa. The dance. Please don't give your baby salsa to eat, even if you think the crying is funny. Instead, scoop up your little pooper and head over to the National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 Fourth Street SW) for Baby Loves Salsa! With José Conde on Saturday, Aug. 15, at noon. Brought to you by the NHCC, ¡Globalquerque! and the New Mexico Jazz Workshop, an imaginary band of cats and dogs weaves together a hearty mix of Afro-Latin musical styles that your wee bairn won't be able to resist. Come for the music, stay for the baby dancing. Have you seen babies dance? It's hilarious. Tickets range from $5 to $15 and can be had at the NHCC box office or through ticketmaster.com. For more, see nhccnm.org.

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