V.22 No.41 |
The Daily Word in GOP demands, more NSA revelations, and a free tour of Old Main
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Oct 15 2013 8:22 AM ]
Survivors of the 1980 Penitentiary of New Mexico prison riot are offered a free tour of Old Main by the Department of Corrections.
The zoo wants you to name their baby elephant.
A rabbit stolen at a the southern New Mexico Fair was returned to its young owner.
The New Mexico Foundation for Open Government considered awarding Susana Martinez for "doing the right thing."
Eating bacon lowers a man's sperm count.
Switzerland appears on the brink of instituting a "universal basic income."
Mike D. makes wallpaper.
The NSA is collecting our electronic address books.
Here are the details of GOP demands that would end the government shutdown.
V.22 No.38 | 9/19/2013
The Daily Word in Flooding, Bacon, Bacteria and Pornotopia
By Nick Brown [ Fri Sep 13 2013 12:09 PM ]
It’s Friday the 13th.
Al-Qaeda chief urges attacks on the US.
Bake your bacon in the oven the right way.
Low levels of gut bacteria may be linked to bitchiness and other disorders.
The Ig Nobel Prizes.
Roadkill: the ethical meat.
Monkeys think long and hard about bananas.
Grohl and Novoselic reminisce about Nirvana.
Fancy things are better. Right?
The New Mexico Supreme Court rules in favor of Pornotopia.
Happy birthday Barbara Bain.
V.22 No.13 |
The Daily Word in same-sex marriage and North Korea
RIP Paul Williams
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Mar 29 2013 9:01 AM ]
An Albuquerque landlord was judged to be discriminatory in his treatment of a man who has multiple sclerosis.
APD released night-vision helicopter footage of neighbors in Ventana Ranch shooting at each other.
This article about North Korea has a great mixed metaphor.
Rush Limbaugh concedes (in his own way) the same-sex marriage debate.
Surprise! A Republican National Committee guy posted something offensive about gays on his Facebook page.
The show was cancelled but Michelle Shocked showed up anyway.
Florida "polo tycoon" loses bid to legally adopt girlfriend in order to avoid losing millions after a possible wrongful death judgement.
Paul Williams, founder of Crawdaddy and executor of P.K. Dick's literary estate, died.
V.22 No.4 |
The Daily Word in monkeys, big cigars, rent and bacon
Death of a Player
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 29 2013 8:21 AM ]
Virgin Galactic will start paying rent for Spaceport America.
State bill that would increase background checks for gun buyers is likely dead.
They've launched worms and turtles, and now Iran has sent a monkey into space.
Great story behind this super-rare coin.
The Globe and Mail teaches you how to make bacon.
Dude, what happened?
Here's a rotten Twinkie for sale.
RIP Sugarfoot. The lead singer of the Ohio Players died.
V.21 No.38 | 9/20/2012
The Daily Word in bacon shortages, salsa contests, zombees and castration.
By Nick Brown [ Tue Sep 25 2012 10:41 AM ]
Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls.
Castration makes men live longer.
Hey, a car flipped over.
How to read body language, they claim.
The bacon shortage is coming.
Puppy cam. If anyone cares.
Make yourself a sad little song in Bb.
Dawn of the Zombees.
Ritz Crackers are #1.
Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is.
A Monster House blocks out the sun.
Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged.
Happy birthday Mark Hamill.
V.21 No.30 |
The Daily Word in ebola outbreak and no power in India
By Tom Nayder [ Mon Jul 30 2012 10:51 AM ]
Billboard in Idaho compares President Obama to the Aurora shooting suspect.
200,000 flee as government troops advance on Aleppo, Syria.
La Cienaga man acquitted of cockfighting charges sues the county.
370 million without power in India.
How do the 1986 Summer Olympics compare to the modern games?
Six people shot in Brooklyn drive-by.
Pussy Riot in Russia, but not the good kind.
You can't make a proper breakfastini without coffee and bacon infused vodka.
The nine most elusive meals in America.
This Arrested Development thing might actually be happening.
V.21 No.15 |
The Daily Word in Tina Fey the dog, 100 tornadoes, plunger-wielding robber.
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Apr 16 2012 9:33 AM ]
Rabies affecting Carlsbad cat program.
More than 100 tornadoes hit across the plains in 24 hours.
Westminster Dog Show Best in Breed goes to ... Tina Fey!
This video of a Corgi being vacuumed is so cute I just might throw up.
Police say this New York man tried to rob three different banks armed with a plunger.
Traveling group of Scottish bagpipers and drummers get booted and towed outside of their own show in downtown Albuquerque.
If you're going to rob a thrift store, you may as well look fabulous doing it.
Indie animator Bill Plympton does super quirky Simpson's opening.
It's about time for bacon (no, not Kevin) to have its own reality show.
Two words: Nun strippers.
Friggin' awesome storm chaser photos.
Do big-box stores incite hate groups?
Don't forget about the brontosaurus, he still deserves your love.
The arctic brings about worldwide military activity as rising temperatures open up new resources, sea lanes and potential conflicts.
V.21 No.4 | 1/26/2012
Vegan or Bacon?
Brussels sprouts swing both ways
By Ari LeVaux
V.20 No.17 |
The Daily Word: Osama Bin Laden, Giant Fossil Ant Discovery, Happy Star Wars Day
By Tom Nayder [ Wed May 4 2011 9:51 AM ]
Osama Bin Laden News Roundup:
People are complaining about the low graduation rate among Lottery scholarship recipients.
John Ashcroft is Blackwater's new ethics chief. What's another word for irony?
Giant ant fossil discovered in Wyoming.
The top 10 Chinese tech moguls you need to know.
Don't get fooled by this Apple malware.
Ethically dubious ways to getting the perfect seat on your next flight.
How bacon can turn a vegetarian.
Watch the Insane Clown Posse review Water For Elephants.
Judge rules IP addresses aren't people, blocking subpoenas.
The unknown mysteries of the Mysteries of the Unknown commercial.
Rick Springfield arrested on DUI suspicion.
Top 10 evil lairs.
Today is Star Wars Day: May the 4th be with you! GET IT?????
Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, you'll need limes.
South Korean man found dead on a crucifix.
Delivery man shames bad tippers on his blog.
This exists: The internet's most comprehensive examination of the watches worn by Fox Mulder on TV's The X-Files.
Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos and eight other celebrity-based cartoons from the 80s and 90s.
Soon, almost every Marvel cartoon show will be available to watch instantly on Netflix.
V.19 No.41 | 10/14/2010
The Daily Word 10.13.10: Gays in the military, France, bacon, sex
By Laura Marrich [ Wed Oct 13 2010 12:36 PM ]
Judge lobs a grenade at Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
More than half of the Chilean miners are above ground now.
Speaking of French women, covet what they wore during Paris Fashion Week.
Why do republicans hate science?
How the home foreclosure freeze affects New Mexicans.
The bacon backlash. Also, lattice-top bacon cherry pie. (Hat tip to Ilene.)
Porn actor tests positive for HIV; Vivid and Wicked suspend filming as others are tested.
Some parents are mad that Miley Cyrus, 17, isn’t wearing pants.
This is why you shouldn’t eat Happy Meals.
V.19 No.35 |
The Daily Word 09.08.10: 4chan Crashes A Birthday Party, Superuseless Superpowers, Jumping The Shark
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Sep 8 2010 9:15 AM ]
NM Secretary of State fired two employees after they met with federal investigators.
President Obama opposes an extension of the Bush tax cuts.
Arizona Republican runs "street people" as Green Party candidates.
Unemployment may rise to 10 percent.
Mark David Chapman denied parole.
California newspaper is upset that a city council member likes to play Mafia Wars.
Three year-old tests positive for meth, stay classy Albuquerque!
I wish I could visit the Soviet arcade game museum.
Comedian Robert Schimmel was killed in a car accident this weekend.
French newspaper runs a tasteless September 11th ad.
Rodney King marries a juror from his 1991 trial.
Chicago Mayor Richard Daley announced he is ending his 21-year run as mayor.
Missing reporter uses his captor's cell phone to tweet his location.
The guy who wrote the Jump The Shark episode of Happy Days is unhappy with the phrase Jump The Shark.
Does your weird uncle speak Teabonics?
Diet soda probably makes you fat.
Vegetarian's won't be buying the new issue of Vogue.
What is your superuseless superpower?
Hubble Space Telescope catches cool image of pre-planetary nebula.
Exactly how degrading is it to sell Jell-O shots?
Science figures out the sexiest dance moves, with science!
Consumer reports rates the best and worst fast-food burgers.
V.19 No.31 | 8/5/2010
By Mina Yamashita
Nostalgia With a New Mexican Kick
V.18 No.37 | 9/10/2009
Maple Bacon Cider
It’s not just for breakfast
By John Millington [ Fri Sep 4 2009 1:58 PM ]
Late at night, at last year's New Mexico Brewer's campout in the Pecos, a legendary cider-maker voiced an opinion that I think most people share, deep down: everything is better with bacon.
Would even apple cider benefit from bacon? And if you're going to do that, why not make it a full breakfast drink? That exquisite essence of pancakes, maple, could play a part as well.
Thus was born the Maple Bacon Cider competition.
A year has passed, and last weekend the entrants reunited to submit their entries for judgment. I am pleased to announce that my sweetie and I won in the categories of Best Appearance and Presentation, Best Bacon Expression, and Best Overall. We didn't win the Best Maple Expression or Best Apple Cider, but I think we did fairly well in those aspects too.
Would you like to recreate our winning Maple Bacon Cider? Well, you can't. Even I can't, because I didn't take good notes on the final ratios of everything. But here's how to go about it.
You’ll need a hard cider as your foundation. Cider making is a whole topic on its own, so I'm not going to go into depth on that here. Look around. Apple harvest time is coming up in a few weeks, so now's a good time to think about sources. We used a blend, approximately a third consisting of store-bought Scrumpy's, a little over half being my 2008 cider (which I think isn't all that great, but I sure drain those bottles quickly whenever I open one), and the balance being my 2008 cyser (which is very sweet, suffering from a stuck fermentation at about 1.050 -- dunno what I'm going to do about that, yet) plus the bacon extract (see below). Really, any good cider base will do, although its dryness or sweetness might be influenced by your maple tactic.
For maple, there are a few approaches. I can tell you the one that does not work: putting maple syrup in your cider prior to fermentation. Oh, the sugar will ferment, but for some reason, the maple flavor doesn't really come through. You'll want to add maple syrup after fermentation, which means you're going to be sweetening, so means you might want to have a pretty dry cider to start with. Or save yourself some trouble and just use maple extract. I believe that the Best Maple Expression winner used an extract.
The hard part is the bacon. This is the true challenge and the real reason the competition happened. The president of the Dukes of Ale is going to blackmail me with a video of me drunkenly expounding my team's "two pronged approach" to baconating our cider, but really, it was a three pronged approach.
First, make a bacon extract. Fry up some bacon and eat it. Pour the grease into a jar, and add a distilled spirit. We used vodka, but bourbon is a great choice too. Swirl the grease and vodka together every once in a while for a few days. Then put it into the refrigerator. The fat will congeal, and you can skim most of it off. Pour the vodka through a coffee filter to separate the rest. Your vodka ought to now have some bacon aroma and flavor. Don’t bother trying to extract flavor from the meaty, non-fat part of the bacon. That doesn’t work.
Second, liquid smoke. Part of what we think of as bacon flavor, is really just the curing. If you smell hickory smoke, you can't help but think you smell bacon. (Go easy with the stuff, though. In a half-gallon batch, half a teaspoon is enough, possibly even too much.)
Third, and this is part of why we also won Best Presentation and Appearance, is to fry up some bacon immediately prior to serving. Each taster gets a stick of bacon dropped right into their glass. C'mon, you're looking at a piece of bacon, and it's putting a grease slick on top of your cider. Don't tell me you don't taste bacon, even if it's just psychological.
I was surprised and almost disappointed that all entries were drinkable. None of the submissions were gross. Fortunately, next year’s competition raises the difficulty and is more open to interpretation, so maybe some adventurous soul will go too far: barbecue beer.
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