Nice Parking Job, Asshole!
I feel bad about calling this guy an asshole since he's clearly having a shitty day, but what am I supposed to do? This picture is GOLD!
Thanks to Pauly for sending me this one.
I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.
Bad News: Today Really Sucks!
The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.
News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!
I think these pigeons are fucking with me.
I Can't Put Into Words How Much Last Night Sucked!
All my chips were crushed.
Today Could Not Suck Any Harder
The cleaning lady didn't put a bag in my garbage can.