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V.25 No.40 | 10/06/2016

The Daily Word in Florida, Road Closures and Lurking

The Daily Word

God may enrich these states with the legality of a certain herb this coming November.

Omelette du fromage is the only French 90s kids need to know.

Did you notice Trump was kind of lurking behind Clinton during the debate?

The James Boyd trial ended in a hung jury.

The President weighs in on why Star Trek is so important.

Traffic on Central was shut down for awhile today because a man was throwing things at cars from a roof.

Florida's voter registration time has been extended till Oct. 18.

V.21 No.32 | 8/9/2012

Timewaster

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

While mindlessly web surfing, I came upon some ad that suggested I click on it to wish Barack Obama a happy birthday. Due to my general mistrust of web ads, I instead decided to post this as a tribute to the POTUS' 51st.

By the way, seeing as Lindsay Lohan seems to be convinced that she's the second coming of Marilyn Monroe, it's surprising she hasn't performed this yet. Then again, Marilyn had class, whereas LiLo has about the amount of class as Ke$ha at a trailer park kegger.

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, happy birthday, Mr. President!

V.21 No.10 | 3/8/2012

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The Daily Word in road conditions, the SpeechJammer, Sunflower semen sentence

The Daily Word

Tension with Iran heats up, Obama doesn’t mince words.

Snow and ice jamming up roads in Northern New Mexico.

Device created for anyone who thinks they might meet Glenn Beck or Carrot Top.

In other awesome non-bullet-firing-gun news, may I present “Ultimate Tazer Ball.”

Albuquerque man says he has to walk around with a spear to protect himself from the neighborhood Cujo. No news on whether the dog is registered to vote.

Being a foodie may cause your child to be a food Grinch.

Eye patch-wearing bullfighter who can’t eat returns to the ring five months after being maimed.

The Sunflower semen guy gets 2 years in federal lockup.

55 gallons of lube on the wall, 55 gallons of lube ...

Sorry, but lube jokes never get old.

Sitting: a carcinogen?

I thought British cult murder only existed in The Wicker Man. No, not the Nicolas Cage version.

Ralph Ellison character finally reports self to police.

You know that feeling when your 98-year-old grandma gets arrested for playing bridge?