V.23 No.32 | 8/7/2014
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #354: They Live in the Bathroom
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Aug 5 2014 4:28 PM ]
I step into a city park restroom through a broken cinder block wall. As I start to pee into a central basin I see dark eyes peering at me over a stall. The eyes are filled with fear.
A tall, thin dark Indian man steps out. His head and hands are wrapped in bandages. He offers, in impeccable English, to do odd jobs for me.
He presents his daughter. She is small and cute with red hair and a green dress. She lives with her father in the bathroom. She seems to know some database concepts. I know I can find some work for her. I won't be able to call her but I know where to find her.
V.22 No.49 |
The Daily Word in Mandela's death, bathroom surveillance and bad dirt
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Dec 6 2013 10:33 AM ]
Nelson Mandela, the former president of South Africa, died yesterday at the age of 95.
It looks like Carrie Underwood struck gold (not really). Apparently, even though not everyone loved it, The Sound of Music was watched by many.
Over 100 people were left dead in Bangui, Central African Republic, due to political unrest between Muslim rebels and Christian citizens.
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has not been charged with rape.
Shaine Sherrill, who was shot by APD officers Sunday afternoon, did not have a gun. Apparently, Sherrill was suicidal and had said he wanted to be shot by police.
Just for future reference, when you use the wrong dirt … it might cause some setbacks.
Andrew Coppler faces up to nine years in prison after being convicted of second-degree murder for the death of his father.
A restaurant owner is facing some scrutiny for putting a surveillance camera in the men's bathroom. Yikes.
V.21 No.17 |
The Daily Word: Dominique Strauss Kahn conspiracy; latest Sunland Park mayor resigns; one nifty bathroom
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Apr 28 2012 5:04 PM ]
Santa Fe police booked a man they suspect shot a speed camera vehicle.
Newest Sunland Park mayor resigns after receiving a letter from the NM Attorney General.
These NM National Guard soldiers helped save another soldier who had an RPG warhead lodged in his thigh and abdomen.
Meet this 92 year old WWII vet and manufacturer of copious copies of pirated movies.
George Zimmerman is not broke, contrary to what his family told a judge last week.
Connecticut prison officials may make aggravated masturbating a sex crime.
Check out this vertigo-inducing bathroom.
APS kids rejoice at a reprieve. No grades or attendance information was getting sent to your parents for two weeks!
The graduating class of this school in Connecticut contains 16 sets of twins.
On this day in 1947 Thor Hyeredahl and crew set sail from Polynesia to Peru on a balsa wood boat to prove that the ancients traveled vast distances.
V.21 No.12 | 3/22/2012
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #242: Tell the Beatles that the bathroom is still occupied.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Mon Mar 26 2012 3:48 PM ]
I hear animated talking and splashing in the tub coming from our dorm bathroom. I look in and see that it is the lovely K and J. They ask me to go tell the Beatles that the bathroom is still occupied. I peer into the Beatles' small, steamy dressing room. They have their wives and kids in there with them too.
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