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I sit with my dad at night on a pickup truck tailgate in front of our house. A white bat flies from the light pole across the street. It lands on my hand. I turn him upside down and it reaches up and bites me. My arm goes numb.

Kick out the jams, it's Leap Day!

Catholic priest in Washington D.C. denies lesbian communion at her mother's funeral mass, leaves during eulogy.

Romney manages to win in Michigan and Arizona.

Lockdown at 5 APS schools after student found with gun.

Hilarious 9/11 joke.

Was that the dean from "Community" accepting an Oscar on Sunday?

I'm sorry, but this is just jacked.

McDonald's newest/saddest sandwich is the McBaguette.

The Pirate Bay replaces all torrent links with magnet links, nothing really changes.

Women's health experts discuss birth control.

Kickstarter poised to provide more arts funding than the National Endowment of the Arts.

Was Elvis' manager, Colonel Parker a murderer?

New bat species discovered in Vietnam.

After seeing these official LEGO Avengers sets, I'm still not sure who the villains in the movie are going to be.

Trouble in Bronyville.

Nice collection of unproduced Star Wars merchandise.

Is it even possible to fix The Phantom Menace? (YES!)

"The Wire" wind up toys you'll never see in your happy meal.

Say it with me: umami

Happy Birthday Dennis Farina!!!

• Phantom Menace fixup: impossible (jerry) [ Wed Feb 29 2012 9:45 AM ]
  
• MIke from Milwaukee (jerry) [ Wed Feb 29 2012 11:35 AM ]
  
• Why did Darth Vader cross the road? (Nick Brown) [ Thu Mar 1 2012 2:45 PM ]
  

The History of Labor Day.

Family trio jailed in Alamogordo murder case.

NBA owner and union representatives have another meeting to discuss lockout. Hours of talks don't bring the end any closer, though some say no news is good news.

Who wore it better? Lady Gaga or this guy?

Canada has had a crazy week with another human foot washing ashore in Vancouver, 3 accidentally-cannabis-brownied office workers, and an Ottawa man who desecrated the Grand Canyon.

Lobos lose opening game to CSU Rams 14-10.

Be sure to check your cheap laptops before you take them home just to, ya know, make sure they aren't really stacks of paper wrapped in duct tape.

Man sues his coworkers for his share of their $99 million lotto winnings.

California PhD student swears off mirrors for a year.

Jose Maldonado caught a fairy (yeah, thanks, Nick Brown).

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

New "demon" bat species found in Taiwan.

"So you admit it! Your coffee really is murder!" Men being rude to their wives about bad coffee in vintage commercials.

• labor day
• family jailed
• nba lockout
• canada
• lobos
• football
• man sues
• mirrors
• bats
• fairy
• buffalo
• vintage commercials

• I gotta go with this guy (Madmammajamma) [ Mon Sep 5 2011 11:19 AM ]
  

Bin Laden and Hitler were both declared dead on May 1.

Pro wrestler John Cena announces bin Laden’s death.

One guy announced that Obama died.

I thought this was funny. Here’s a link for “best jokes at the Whitehouse Correspondents’ Dinner.”

God save our bats.

And reveal our lost cities.

Fare thee well, Meredith Viera. We never knew ye. Really.

Upcoming elections in Germany are hidden.

Learn how to make big slices from small pizzas. Mmm! Triangles! And semi-circles!

Colorado politicians lobby to make adultery legal. Schocking.

It's the end of the Morning Fix at DCF.

Richard P. Woodsum died in a small plane smash.

Happy birthday, Jo Ann Pflug.

Thanks for the links, Tom Nayder.

• May Day (STACKS) [ Mon May 2 2011 11:31 AM ]
  
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• Right. Walpurgis. Halloween in the spring. (Nick Brown) [ Mon May 2 2011 12:20 PM ]