  | bigfootThe Daily Word in Godfather's Pizza, booze and BigfootGodfather's Pizza is slated to return to Burque, yo. Peep the Alibi's first-ever Homebrew Issue, y'all. Mixed Drink Tape included. Is Bigfoot hangin' in the Jemez? Jal, a wee New Mexico town, is facing a peak water crisis. David Beckham is gettin' out of the game. Dada Tumblr OTD: Baguette-Me-Nots. View/Add Comments [ 4 ] The Daily Word in typhoons, down votes and Russian driversPowerful typhoon leaves hundreds dead or missing in the Philippines. Senate Republicans voted down an The rest of the world is pointing and laughing. Supporters of Egypt's President Morsi confronted opponents camped outside the presidential palace, and things got violent. Money may have been the top factor keeping House Republican women out of leadership positions. Daniel Ellsberg calls Bradley Manning a hero. The upcoming state legislative session could include election law changes. New koala. Mapping drones permitted for use here in the U.S. Your TV is listening. NYC, buried in carbon emissions. This month's war frontlines photo-dispatches. "Driving in Russia." [All 13 minutes are totally worth watching.] I think I like this band. Missed high fives. The year's best book lists. Southeastern Ohio Bigfoot Investigation Society. Aren't you also "clamoring" for Pizza Hut perfume? The Daily Word in APD probe, Miley's pig and milk for inmatesU.S. Justice Department announces it will investigate APD. APD officer accused of encouraging neighbors to brawl to settle a dispute. Best prank ever. By which we mean freaking scariest. San Juan County inmates nearly riot over lack of milk at breakfast. That Facebook privacy notice everyone's posting won't help you at all. Bigfoot DNA results. Finally. Albuquerque Authorities name their baby rhino Chopper rather than Bonbornio. PETA gave Miley Cyrus a pig for her birthday. She didn't get it. Fiona Apple cancels a tour to spend time with her dying pit bull, Janet. L.A. might ban circuses from having pachyderms. (Also, best Primus song.) Happy birthday, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix. The Daily Word in English royalty, Bigfoot, and the "I Dream of Jeannie" guy diedSomeone stole a Navajo blanket from a Santa Fe resort. Slate wrote the least entertaining Bigfoot piece ever. Boxer Hector Camacho died from his gunshot wounds. You already knew J.R. died but did you know Larry Hagman was friends with Kieth Moon? Collection of Larry Hagman clips. A naked guy spent three happy hours on top of a statue of Prince George in downtown London. Have the remains of cruel and hunchbacked Richard III been found under a parking lot in Leicester? One obese squirrel eating a Snickers in a pear tree. Check out hacker syndicate Anonymous' video message to Karl Rove about stealing the Ohio election. Here. You need another reason not to patronize Walmart. It is now law that people shall wear pants in the streets of San Francisco. On this day in 1864 aristocratic dwarf Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec was born. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in voting for Lance Kerwin, Chad Kroeger and baby goats.Bob Dylan predicts an Obama victory. Hurricane Sandy price gouging! Don't pee on your lawn in Oklahoma. Chad Kroeger commands you to look at this photograph. There's a man-eating leopard on the loose in Nepal. Let's all try this glowing black light cocktail. Five technological leaps are coming soon. A Santa Fe boy didn't want to clean his room. Albuquerque fire stations for sale. The Ether Man is expected to plead guilty. Happy birthday, Lance Kerwin. The Daily Word in Putin, nipple distance, and Bigfootevening editionThere's potentially another Superfund site in Albuquerque. Caliber's coyote-killing contest cancelled. Rio Grande Sun's Police Blotter. Here's one concept for a new bridge across the Seine. Big Tex burned up after his boots caught fire. Chinese beauty pageant nipple distance mandate. Two reasons to visit the Dangerous Minds website: listen to the entire Jim Jones People's Temple LP; learn that original German freaks FAUST are still around and they played a live soundtrack to the last presidential debate.... A Pennsylvania man says a Sasquatch broke the tail lights on his Winnebago. "That's all the mother fucker listens to...." Putin can do anything. Again. The first native American saint. Watch Einstuerzende Neubauten's Blixa Bargeld make Risotto. On this day in 1950, Tom Petty was born. Check him out on The Tom Snyder show in 1981. View/Add Comments [ 5 ] The Daily Word in bike path, sad husky, gas pricesNewly completed path saves time for Balloon Fiesta bikers. The nation’s unemployment rate dropped in September to its lowest since 2009. Sad husky embarks on two-mile solo trek to visit owner in hospital. One of New Mexico’s most wanted fugitives captured in Mexico. California sees 17 cent rise in gas prices overnight. 50 years after its debut, Beatles fans come together to sing record breaking rendition of Love Me Do. Apparently “true giants” only have four toes. Colonel Meow wishes you a happy Friday! The Daily Word in bacon shortages, salsa contests, zombees and castration.Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls. Castration makes men live longer. Hey, a car flipped over. How to read body language, they claim. The bacon shortage is coming. Puppy cam. If anyone cares. There’s a snake with heads on both ends. I am a snake head eating the head on the opposite side. Make yourself a sad little song in Bb. Dawn of the Zombees. Ritz Crackers are #1. Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is. A Monster House blocks out the sun. Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged. Happy birthday Mark Hamill. The Daily Word in poodle moths, Dr. Crusher and stoner news.Anything is possible in the year of the Poodle Moth. Bill Nye prefers science. Prince Harry’s clothes are removable. A hilarious bigfoot joke took a tragic turn. As oft they do. A man killed 70,000 chickens. But it could have been an accident. It’s never funny to joke about killing Mitt Romney. Marijuana can permanently lower your IQ. It can also make the word “permanently” echo permanently in your mind. “Permanently… permanently…” In other stoner news, this kid thought his mom was making him wear a sign as punishment. She said she was thinking about it. Not all celebrities look like they have good breath, Russell Brand. Tom Hanks’ PR people try desparately to make him appear human. Mirror, mirror on the wall. A shot was fired at Expo New Mexico. Some people get nervous when the words “fired” and “Expo New Mexico” are used in the same sentence. Jeremy Brooks and Justin Rael didn’t think they’d end up in the news. But they did. Happy birthday, Gates McFadden. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in natural disasters, NM oil production, water wigs3 more New Mexicans diagnosed with the West Nile Virus. Evacuations begin as Tropical Storm Isaac heads for the Gulf Coast. The hurricane threat is not putting a hold on the GOP convention. In other weekend natural disaster news ... a series of earthquakes hit Southern California and El Salvador, and a powerful typhoon is expected to hit Taiwain and the Philippines. Neil Armstrong dies at the age of 82. 17 villagers beheaded in southern Afghanistan for attending a party with music and mixed-sex dancing. Oil production up in New Mexico by 13 percent. Inspiring sports moments get me all emotional. Bigfoot speaks. If you're going to steal a phone from a quarantined man infected with the Ebola virus, you'd better be prepared to contract the Ebola virus. Police say a man in Virginia stole an officer's shoes out of the back of his cruiser. LeBron is down for Space Jam 2! Crazy falls that the people who survived them should not have survived. Water wigs are so much cooler than they sound. The Daily Word in crazy Canada killer, Idaho Bigfoot, vacuum trainsWhite-water baldy fire now 18 percent contained. Police in Germany believe they have arrested the porn actor accused of killing and dismembering a man, and then mailing parts of the body to Canada. Who else didn't know that kids under 13 weren't allowed on Facebook? Well, this is possibly changing. ABQ Ride brings back the late night schedule for those thrillingly sketchy summer night rides. Introducing: Vacuum trains! Students in southeast Idaho capture possible Bigfoot sighting on camera. Ahh the cycles of life. Products that are useful, but too humiliating to actually use. Olivia Culpo crowned Miss USA 2012. Some beach communities are considering fleeing inland as seas rise due to global climate changes. Roger Clemens’ attorneys seek to force lawmaker to take the witness stand in perjury trial. 5 stories of stupid people getting caught for felonies because of posting stuff on Facebook.
  Bigfoot captured in solar eclipse photo. Yesterday I took this photo of the solar eclipse from the muddy, needle-strewn parking lot of the International Cryptozoology Museum, but it wasn’t until later, amid much dubious wood-knocking from celebrity scat monger Loren “Fakey Footprint” Coleman, that I noticed a startling figure in the foreground. Is it a hairy little man? Is it a hobo looking for a kind hearted lady to feed him a hot meal? Or is it the legendary Corn Ape? You decide! View/Add Comments [ 2 ] The Daily Word in Zimmerman, Sarkozy, Gibb, Majors and urine.George Zimmerman was released on bail. Robin Gibb woke up from his coma-a-a. Sarkozy faces a run-off election. Windy City L tracks vanquished a urinating Hoosier. What would you pay for a female gladiator statue? Prince of Persia’s source code was rescued. Whew. Learn why even male politicians don’t have beards. I simply must watch Ghostwatch. Babies. How quickly they grow. The lost fairytale of the Turnip Princess was discovered just not in time for my childhood. Bigfoot walked by while I was jumping my scooter over a skateboard. Dude. A 95-year-old driver smashed his car into the Los Alamos McDonald’s. Albuquerque kids Valoree Davis and Dennis Pelier are missing. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in Sheriff Joe, the Governor needs a hairdresser and the Death Star IRLThe Supreme Court will review R.I.P. journalist Marie Colvin, killed in Syria. Nuclear inspectors kicked out of Iran. Elliot Spitzer explains why Mitt Romney's campaign is collapsing. Gov. Martinez' hair stylist refuses to cut her hair until she changes her stance on gay marriage. Indiana lawmaker says Girl Scouts are a "radicalized organization" promoting "homosexual lifestyles." Sheriff Joe Arpaio to release the results of his investigation into President Obama's birth certificate. Georgia Democrats proposing vasectomy limitations in response to proposed abortion prohibitions. Producer for "Amazing Race" found dead in Uganda. Fox News needs a new chart designer. Waterworld found by the Hubble telescope. 14-year-old about to graduate from college. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS? One of the nine disembodied feet discovered on Vancouver shore has been identified. Long list of ancient computers still being used. This San Juan Mountain Bigfoot footage "appears" to be authentic. How many gigs of data does your vibrator hold? Don't fall for these brainwashing techniques! Lemmy doesn't want you to buy the $600 Motörhead box set even though it comes with a sweet chrome skull. Look at this Transformer's junk! A bunch of economic students figured out how much it would cost to build a Death Star. Community returns to television next month. KRUMPING CELEBRATION!!! No one ever likes Worf's dumb ideas on Star Trek TNG. Have you been looking for a new squirrel recipe? View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in Bigfoot's right to free speech, Robert Anton Wilson week, and (Un)-Occupy Albuquerque in Santa Fe10 reasons the U.S. is no longer the land of the free. (Un)-Occupy Albuquerque will be protesting in Santa Fe next week. What happens to stuff dropped off at Santa Fe recycling stations? It is Robert Anton Wilson week! Women of the French Resistance. Here is a different way of evaluating NFL teams and games. "If you need a brassiere, wear one" and other dating tips for women circa 1938. Too fat to fit in the CT-scanner? Try the one at the zoo. Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech. Heather Locklear is in hospital. | 
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