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V.25 No.40 | 10/06/2016

Event Horizon

The Truth is Out There

Saturday, Oct 15: NM UFO and Paranormal Forum

By Maggie Grimason [ Fri Oct 14 2016 11:00 AM ]
David Paulides discusses several bizarre cases documented in his Missing 411 books, as well as his bigfoot research and the DNA evidence retrieved.
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V.25 No.33 | 08/18/2016


The Daily Word in bikers, cryptids and resuming construction on the ART project

Special late edition

By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Aug 19 2016 11:20 PM ]
The Daily Word

Daily Beast has details about the end of Gawker as we know it.

Gawker broke the Rob Ford, crack-smoking-Mayor of Toronto story so it is fitting that they were able to release the entire, extremely damning video.

Lyft is back.

ART is on, the stay has been lifted, construction will resume.

Even I will admit this cryptic sighting is an old man with a bad limp.

This 2016 Hell's Angels' Bash sounds kinda boring but these vintage prints by Dave Mann depict a wilder time.

V.25 No.3 | 01/21/2016


The Daily Word in Hospital Fines and Yeti Wingmen

By Peter Karlsen [ Sat Jan 23 2016 4:40 PM ]
The Daily Word

What Isleta's newly reacquired land means for its community.

Some New Mexico hospitals are being fined over safety concerns.

APD is looking for a suspect involved in a stabbing downtown last night.

The Sprint call center in Rio Rancho is closing, costing the city almost 400 jobs.

City Councillor Isaac Benton wants the city to buy 60 acres of land around the Petroglyph National Monument.

Evidence for using cannabis to treat epileptic seizures continues to grow.

Sasquatches make great wingmen. Given the number of sasquatches I know and the low rate at which I get laid, I think there may be some validity there.

V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016

Event Horizon

Mean Machines

Friday, Jan 22: Toughest Monster Truck Tour

By Desiree Garcia [ Wed Jan 20 2016 3:05 PM ]
Six of the nation's toughest monster trucks including Bigfoot, Quad Chaos and Over Bored, plus the brand new monster dump truck, Dirt Crew.
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V.23 No.52 | 12/25/2014


The Daily Word in KISS, Creed and cryptids.

By Constance Moss & Carl Petersen [ Mon Dec 22 2014 12:06 PM ]
The Daily Word

A Texas plumber's work truck ended up in the hands of ISIS, and he has no idea how.

Dr. Oz s a quack.

The best part of waking up is Kiss’ Paul Stanley in your cup.

A runaway bin lorry caused multiple fatalities in Glasgow.

A driver in France also mowed down several pedestrians in the town of Dijon.

In more uplifiting French news, research shows champagne bubbles may be cause for celebration.

The former singer of Creed lost his marbles a while back and has yet to regain them.

Pope Francis' Christmas speech to the Vatican Clergy was not all warm and fuzzy.

George W. the painter tries to get the nose right.

Review the year in bigfoot sightings.

Me hungover? You hungover.

Songbirds can sense tornadoes in time to get the heck away.

A South Valley rehab center is under Norovirus quarantine.

When you shoplift an axe you become and axe-wielding shoplifter.

Don’t hold your breath on that downtown ice-skating rink.

Happy birthday, Barbara Billingsley.

V.23 No.40 |


The Daily Word in a cryptid sighting, an ear canal insect and voting

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Oct 7 2014 12:19 PM ]
The Daily Word

Absentee voting for the New Mexico general elections starts today.

This woman is searching Albuquerque's west mesa for her missing sister.

New York City water really does make the best bagels.

A prominent Santa Fean was attacked at his home.

Thou shalt probably not preach Jesus stuff when in uniform.

Doug Ford has a good chance of winning the Toronto mayoral race.

Bigfoot sighting.

Here is disturbing video of a large hideous insect being pulled out of a man's ear.

US border with Mexico is now only "the last line of defense" against illegals.

CNN needs writers with better aptitude for metaphor.

V.23 No.7 |


The Daily Word in suburban Bigfoot, New Mexican radiation leaks and rabbit stampedes

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Feb 19 2014 10:38 AM ]
The Daily Word

The Bueno chile recall has hit the Pit.

The WIPP nuclear waste burial site is apparently suffering a radiation leak.

And Bigfoot is going suburban? Could be. It's Detroit, so all bets are off.

Alleged "Craiglist Killer" Amanda Barbour may have murdered between one and 22 people. But probably just one.

On the off chance that you're thinking about castrating a hippo, you should probably give up on the idea.

Looking for a new way to lose money? Albuquerque hosts the US's first Bitcoin vending machine!

Oh my god, it's a rabbit stampede. The fuzziest stampede of all.

V.23 No.2 | 1/9/2014


The Daily Word in poodles, perfect pitch and penis captivus

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jan 6 2014 10:56 AM ]
The Daily Word

Happy Blue Monday.

It’s cold.

National security is now the FBI’s primary mission.

You can’t smoke pot in the Denver airport.

Pregnant moms who drink wine may produce calmer kids.

France thinks comic Dieudonne is less funny than Jerry Lewis.

Utah’s judiciary puts a hold on gay marriage.

Bighorn sheep make a comeback.

Penis captivus is real.

Once there was a terrible online dating profile.

One more sandwich and I will stab you.

Poodles for sale.

Perfect pitch in a pill?

Somebody killed bigfoot again.

The jerky factory caught fire.

There might be more cops downtown.

The Devil Mask Robbers strike again.

New Mexico ranks poorly in economic freedom.

What’s going on today?

Happy birthday Rowan Atkinson.

Thanks to Alyx Brannock, Mark Lopez and Geoffrey Anjou for the links!

V.22 No.36 |


The Daily Word in a Bandidos bust, Bigfoot in Nebraska, Obama chills out on Syria and Neil Young tells Keystoners like it is

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Sep 10 2013 11:05 AM ]
The Daily Word

Cavity-filled driver of car involved in accident on I-40 last week arraigned in court with a spectacular history of bench warrants.

Motorcycle gang busts!

President Obama was giving interviews last night like Debbie did Dallas.

9/11, cancer.

The 1980's British Columbia ghost town that time forgot.

Yeti sighting in Nebraska.

George Zimmerman cannot stay out of the news.

Neil Young isn't cool with the petroleum drilling projects based around the Keystone Pipeline.

Onions were so cheap in India, even your momma couldn't cook them all.

Convicted New Delhi rapists to be sentenced tomorrow, possibly will hang.

When we worshiped craven images.

Barber who uses fire to trim hair. Pat Buchanan's hair.

V.22 No.20 |


The Daily Word in Godfather's Pizza, booze and Bigfoot

By Samantha Anne Carrillo [ Thu May 16 2013 10:07 AM ]
The Daily Word

Godfather's Pizza is slated to return to Burque, yo.

Peep the Alibi's first-ever Homebrew Issue, y'all. Mixed Drink Tape included.

Is Bigfoot hangin' in the Jemez?

Jal, a wee New Mexico town, is facing a peak water crisis.

David Beckham is gettin' out of the game.

Dada Tumblr OTD: Baguette-Me-Nots.

V.21 No.48 |


The Daily Word in typhoons, down votes and Russian drivers

By Margaret Wright [ Wed Dec 5 2012 9:29 AM ]
The Daily Word

Powerful typhoon leaves hundreds dead or missing in the Philippines.

Senate Republicans voted down an
international treaty banning discrimination against people with disabilities.

The rest of the world is pointing and laughing.

Supporters of Egypt's President Morsi confronted opponents camped outside the presidential palace, and things got violent.

Money may have been the top factor keeping House Republican women out of leadership positions.

Daniel Ellsberg calls Bradley Manning a hero.

The upcoming state legislative session could include election law changes.

New koala.

Mapping drones permitted for use here in the U.S.

Your TV is listening.

NYC, buried in carbon emissions.

This month's war frontlines photo-dispatches.

"Driving in Russia." [All 13 minutes are totally worth watching.]

I think I like this band.

Missed high fives.

The year's best book lists.

Southeastern Ohio Bigfoot Investigation Society.

Aren't you also "clamoring" for Pizza Hut perfume?

V.21 No.47 |


The Daily Word in APD probe, Miley's pig and milk for inmates

By Nick Brown and Co. [ Tue Nov 27 2012 10:19 AM ]
The Daily Word

U.S. Justice Department announces it will investigate APD.

APD officer accused of encouraging neighbors to brawl to settle a dispute.

Smoking is dumb for you.

Best prank ever. By which we mean freaking scariest.

Napping baby art.

San Juan County inmates nearly riot over lack of milk at breakfast.

That Facebook privacy notice everyone's posting won't help you at all.

Bigfoot DNA results. Finally.

Albuquerque Authorities name their baby rhino Chopper rather than Bonbornio.

Scared red panda.

PETA gave Miley Cyrus a pig for her birthday. She didn't get it.

Fiona Apple cancels a tour to spend time with her dying pit bull, Janet.

L.A. might ban circuses from having pachyderms. (Also, best Primus song.)

Worst logos ever.

Happy birthday, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix.


The Daily Word in English royalty, Bigfoot, and the "I Dream of Jeannie" guy died

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Nov 24 2012 4:21 PM ]
The Daily Word

Someone stole a Navajo blanket from a Santa Fe resort.

Slate wrote the least entertaining Bigfoot piece ever.

Boxer Hector Camacho died from his gunshot wounds.

You already knew J.R. died but did you know Larry Hagman was friends with Kieth Moon?

Collection of Larry Hagman clips.

A naked guy spent three happy hours on top of a statue of Prince George in downtown London.

Have the remains of cruel and hunchbacked Richard III been found under a parking lot in Leicester?

One obese squirrel eating a Snickers in a pear tree.

Check out hacker syndicate Anonymous' video message to Karl Rove about stealing the Ohio election.

Here. You need another reason not to patronize Walmart.

Dude Chilling Park.

This is China.

It is now law that people shall wear pants in the streets of San Francisco.

On this day in 1864 aristocratic dwarf Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec was born.

V.21 No.44 |


The Daily Word in voting for Lance Kerwin, Chad Kroeger and baby goats.

By Nick Brown [ Tue Nov 6 2012 9:27 AM ]
The Daily Word

Bob Dylan predicts an Obama victory.

Hurricane Sandy price gouging!

Baby goats wear sweaters.

Don't pee on your lawn in Oklahoma.

The Russians are coming!

Chad Kroeger commands you to look at this photograph.

There's a man-eating leopard on the loose in Nepal.

Let's all try this glowing black light cocktail.

Five technological leaps are coming soon.

Tickle the camel.

Yetis like power lines.

A Santa Fe boy didn't want to clean his room.

Albuquerque fire stations for sale.

The Ether Man is expected to plead guilty.

New Mexico border patrol!

Happy birthday, Lance Kerwin.

V.21 No.42 |


The Daily Word in Putin, nipple distance, and Bigfoot

evening edition

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Oct 20 2012 6:05 PM ]
The Daily Word

There's potentially another Superfund site in Albuquerque.

Caliber's coyote-killing contest cancelled.

Rio Grande Sun's Police Blotter.

Here's one concept for a new bridge across the Seine.

Big Tex burned up after his boots caught fire.

Chinese beauty pageant nipple distance mandate.

Two reasons to visit the Dangerous Minds website: listen to the entire Jim Jones People's Temple LP; learn that original German freaks FAUST are still around and they played a live soundtrack to the last presidential debate....

A Pennsylvania man says a Sasquatch broke the tail lights on his Winnebago.

"That's all the mother fucker listens to...."

Putin can do anything. Again.

The first native American saint.

Watch Einstuerzende Neubauten's Blixa Bargeld make Risotto.

On this day in 1950, Tom Petty was born. Check him out on The Tom Snyder show in 1981.

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