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V.21 No.19 | 5/10/2012

Cryptid Alert

Bigfoot captured in solar eclipse photo.

By Nick Brown [ Mon May 21 2012 4:53 PM ]

Yesterday I took this photo of the solar eclipse from the muddy, needle-strewn parking lot of the International Cryptozoology Museum, but it wasn’t until later, amid much dubious wood-knocking from celebrity scat monger Loren “Fakey Footprint” Coleman, that I noticed a startling figure in the foreground. Is it a hairy little man? Is it a hobo looking for a kind hearted lady to feed him a hot meal? Or is it the legendary Corn Ape? You decide!

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V.21 No.15 | 4/12/2012

news

The Daily Word in Zimmerman, Sarkozy, Gibb, Majors and urine.

By Nick Brown and Tom Nayder [ Mon Apr 23 2012 10:20 AM ]
The Daily Word

George Zimmerman was released on bail.

Robin Gibb woke up from his coma-a-a.

Sarkozy faces a run-off election.

Windy City L tracks vanquished a urinating Hoosier.

What would you pay for a female gladiator statue?

Prince of Persia’s source code was rescued. Whew.

Viva Wal-Mart.

Learn why even male politicians don’t have beards.

I simply must watch Ghostwatch.

Babies. How quickly they grow.

The lost fairytale of the Turnip Princess was discovered just not in time for my childhood.

Bigfoot walked by while I was jumping my scooter over a skateboard. Dude.

A 95-year-old driver smashed his car into the Los Alamos McDonald’s.

Albuquerque kids Valoree Davis and Dennis Pelier are missing.

Happy birthday, Lee Majors.

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V.21 No.7 |

news

The Daily Word in Sheriff Joe, the Governor needs a hairdresser and the Death Star IRL

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Feb 22 2012 8:11 AM ]
The Daily Word

The Supreme Court will review racial profiling affirmative action .

R.I.P. journalist Marie Colvin, killed in Syria.

Nuclear inspectors kicked out of Iran.

Elliot Spitzer explains why Mitt Romney's campaign is collapsing.

Gov. Martinez' hair stylist refuses to cut her hair until she changes her stance on gay marriage.

Indiana lawmaker says Girl Scouts are a "radicalized organization" promoting "homosexual lifestyles."

Sheriff Joe Arpaio to release the results of his investigation into President Obama's birth certificate.

Georgia Democrats proposing vasectomy limitations in response to proposed abortion prohibitions.

Producer for "Amazing Race" found dead in Uganda.

Fox News needs a new chart designer.

Waterworld found by the Hubble telescope.

14-year-old about to graduate from college. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS?

One of the nine disembodied feet discovered on Vancouver shore has been identified.

Long list of ancient computers still being used.

This San Juan Mountain Bigfoot footage "appears" to be authentic.

How many gigs of data does your vibrator hold?

Don't fall for these brainwashing techniques!

Lemmy doesn't want you to buy the $600 Motörhead box set even though it comes with a sweet chrome skull.

Look at this Transformer's junk!

Flying kick self-knockout!

A bunch of economic students figured out how much it would cost to build a Death Star.

Community returns to television next month. KRUMPING CELEBRATION!!!

No one ever likes Worf's dumb ideas on Star Trek TNG.

Have you been looking for a new squirrel recipe?

Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan!!!

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V.21 No.2 |

NEWS

The Daily Word in Bigfoot's right to free speech, Robert Anton Wilson week, and (Un)-Occupy Albuquerque in Santa Fe

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jan 15 2012 12:44 PM ]
The Daily Word

10 reasons the U.S. is no longer the land of the free.

(Un)-Occupy Albuquerque will be protesting in Santa Fe next week.

What happens to stuff dropped off at Santa Fe recycling stations?

It is Robert Anton Wilson week!

Women of the French Resistance.

Here is a different way of evaluating NFL teams and games.

"If you need a brassiere, wear one" and other dating tips for women circa 1938.

Too fat to fit in the CT-scanner? Try the one at the zoo.

Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech.

Heather Locklear is in hospital.

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V.21 No.2 | 1/12/2012

Cryptid Alert

Cryptid Alert! A Russian Yeti is in custody.

By Nick Brown [ Thu Jan 5 2012 3:46 PM ]

A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing incomprehensible sounds. He looks sad and they should just let him go.

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V.20 No.48 | 12/1/2011

Cryptid Alert

Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot!

By Nick Brown [ Thu Dec 1 2011 3:46 PM ]

Legendary yeti hunter Ivan Marx will now share some exciting words about North America’s favorite ape thing. Finally, there’s something about the yeti that makes sense.

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V.20 No.40 |

news

The Daily Word in Sasquatch, the Kraken and Megavirus walk into a bar

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Oct 12 2011 9:00 AM ]
The Daily Word

Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.

This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.

Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.

Rick Perry: flameout

Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.

The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.

The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.

Russian scientists are 95% sure sasquatch lives in Siberia, but my scientists say he lives on the sun.

R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.

The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.

Reddit has a child porn problem.

Avengers. Trailer. Here.

Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.

What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?

Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.

Awesome Star Wars/Disney Princess birthday cake.

New website will help you find free parking around UNM.

AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!

Dr. Pepper unveils a lame macho diet soda.

The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.

25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.

That American Pie reunion is happening.

The world's oldest car runs better than mine.

Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.

Happy Birthday Dusty Rhodes!!!

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V.20 No.35 |

News

The Daily Word in newspapers, cop-sex, and JSOC

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Sep 3 2011 2:49 PM ]
The Daily Word

Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.

"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."

Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.

There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.

Commander of Libyan rebel forces says he was tortured by the C.I.A. who, documents prove, worked with Ghaddafi.

Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.

New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.

Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.

Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."

Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.

Self-powered cyborg beetles.

Utah Bigfoot sighting (thank you, Nick Brown.)

On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.

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V.20 No.32 | 8/11/2011
Some trees, while not burned per se, were baked to a crispy golden brown.
Some trees, while not burned per se, were baked to a crispy golden brown.

PHOTOS

The beautiful Jemez Mountains did not entirely burn down.

A cell phone photo essay.

By Nick Brown [ Tue Aug 16 2011 12:44 PM ]
Some trees, while not burned per se, were baked to a crispy golden brown.
Some trees, while not burned per se, were baked to a crispy golden brown.
East Forks seems thankfully untouched by the fire, at least from the road. They moved the parking area farther up the hill since last time I was there. This is where I had my 1982 Class B Bigfoot sighting, by the way.
East Forks seems thankfully untouched by the fire, at least from the road. They moved the parking area farther up the hill since last time I was there. This is where I had my 1982 Class B Bigfoot sighting, by the way.
It’s actually pretty lush in the Jemez now, due to monsoon rains.
It’s actually pretty lush in the Jemez now, due to monsoon rains.
This rock tunnel was also virtually untouched by the fire.
This rock tunnel was also virtually untouched by the fire.
Forest Road 376 didn’t suffer from the Las Conchas Fire, though there are burned areas from some previous fire now filling in with thick stands of aspen. I almost saw a bear, too. I started following a couple of anglers up a hill where they excitedly told me they had just seen a “big ass” bear. We all decided it was a dumb idea before we got to the top of the hill.
Forest Road 376 didn’t suffer from the Las Conchas Fire, though there are burned areas from some previous fire now filling in with thick stands of aspen. I almost saw a bear, too. I started following a couple of anglers up a hill where they excitedly told me they had just seen a “big ass” bear. We all decided it was a dumb idea before we got to the top of the hill.
The crispy baked trees stand in stark contrast to the lush green grass, yes?
The crispy baked trees stand in stark contrast to the lush green grass, yes?
The Valle Caldera was only lightly touched by fire. Surprisingly, Las Conchas picnic area escaped burning as well, though it was closed to the public. Some of you may recall this as the location where I caught a leopard frog when I was 10.
The Valle Caldera was only lightly touched by fire. Surprisingly, Las Conchas picnic area escaped burning as well, though it was closed to the public. Some of you may recall this as the location where I caught a leopard frog when I was 10.
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V.20 No.32 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 8.15.11 likes Obama bus tours, mythical creatures, 19th-century African-American villages, and more.

By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Aug 15 2011 9:43 AM ]
The Daily Word

Obama heads out on a Midwestern bus tour to try to connect with voters.

Albuquerque Defined Fitness continues to battle against opening of new strip club.

Sesame Street declares Bert and Ernie not gay.

Who wore it better? Gwen Stefani or the biblical character Joseph?

Global Warming may not be all bad.

Casey Anthony polled as the most hated person in America.

Albuquerque woman using stolen credit cards goes on a shopping spree at CNM Bookstore.

Minnesota wins the mythical creature blue ribbon for the week with a bigfoot sighting and a Chupacabra that turns out to be a badger.

Did you know?

Google has agreed to buy Motorola mobile system for $12.5 billion.

Evidence found that giant sea dinosaurs gave birth to live young rather than hatching eggs.

Incredibly sexist TV commercial.

Teen dies from vampire bat bite, first case in the U.S.

19th-century African-American village uncovered in what is now NYC's Central Park.

Creative and artistic test question answers.

Former inmate arrested for attempting to break back into a California State Prison.

Mysterious orange goo washed up on Alaska shore turns out to be an egg mass from an unknown crustaceous species.

20 plenty-awkward design fails.

Google Earth icon Map Icon
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V.20 No.25 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 6.27.11: Las Conchas Fire, Missing Moon Dust, Bigfoot, Anthrax Poo, Creepy Dolls

By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Jun 27 2011 9:20 AM ]
The Daily Word

Los Alamos and White Rock residents under voluntary evacuation due to Las Conchas fire.

An albuquerque family gets robbed while taking dying Dad to the hospital. Talk about kicking 'em while they're down ...

Missing Apollo 11 moon dust is recovered.

More information on Sierra, Calif., Bigfoot investigation. (Also, the Sanger Paranormal Society's got a new television series.)

Harry Potter fans have two things to be excited about: e-books and the (still somewhat secretive) launch of Pottermore.com.

Sad but fascinating: What children's skulls look like when they are about to lose their baby teeth.

California criminal claims to have anthrax in his backpack. Further investigation reveals that it was merely his own poo.

Grab the tissue box: Naki'o the Red Heeler pup can run and play again with four new bionic legs.

Check out these cool body tricks.

What's creepier than a decaying doll? 50,000 decaying dolls.

Apparently fire is WAY cooler in space.

Left-handedness may actually be a form of cognitive impairment. Sorry guys.

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V.20 No.24 | 6/16/2011

news

The Daily Word with bigfoot in Los Alamos, McCain and a freaky fractal.

By Nick Brown [ Tue Jun 21 2011 12:13 PM ]
The Daily Word

McCain says he won’t run again.

Watch the new Los Alamos bigfoot video.

14 things that never happen in real life.

How many people are in space right now?

Some girls moved in upstairs.

Make your very own thing in a jar.

Someday, you will live in a fabulous underground home.

Everything looks like a face.

This freaky thing gives me a headache.

Woe to the clients of Southwest Companions.

There’s a firecracker crack down.

Happy birthday, Ron Ely.

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V.20 No.22 | 6/2/2011

news

The Daily Word Memorial Day edition with Indy 500, Blackbeard and water on the moon.

By Nick Brown [ Mon May 30 2011 8:58 AM ]
The Daily Word

Here’s a Memorial Day quiz.

Dan Wheldon won the Indy 500.

There might be lots of water on the moon. Also, possibly moon monsters.

They found Blackbeard's anchor.

Jeff Conway didn't die from a drug overdose, if you want to get all technical about it.

Epic Meal Time presents Fast Food Lasagna.

The Kensington Runestone is going to be featured on 2,300 U-Haul trucks.

Gummi Bearskin rug.

A cat mommy hugs her baby. What will they do when they wake up?

Instant coffee makes me want to scream.

Volunteer for a remote psychic reading.

Where can I hide one million dollars?

Here’s the new Spokane River bigfoot video.

I’m hungry for hot dogs.

Two people drowned in Navajo Lake.

There was a deadly wrong-way car smash on Highway 314.

Happy birthday, Colm Meaney.

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V.20 No.12 |
Run, Yeti, Run!

Cryptid Alert

Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot has been caught on video again!

By Nick Brown [ Fri Mar 25 2011 10:47 PM ]

Thomas Byars of North Carolina filmed the snarling beast with his handy video camera. Notice how the yeti takes tiny steps, as though it's sharted its costume. Which would explain the horrid smell.

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V.20 No.7 | 2/17/2011

news

The Daily Word 02.14.11

By Nick Brown [ Mon Feb 14 2011 10:24 AM ]
The Daily Word

Maksim Gelman: stabber.

William Pitel: stabber.

Who could have taken the King Tut Statue? Who? Who?

Arcade Fire won Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards.

Don’t eat the yogurt at the Playboy Mansion.

They are selling eight Beyblades to replace a destroyed bathtub.

Uh, oh. There’s a Siberian wolf problem.

Tiger Woods is in trouble for spitting.

Creed shreds.

Energy drinks can be tasty kid killers.

A New Mexican artist hits the big boing time.

The seven nerdiest sex toys.

Perhaps a catchy rap song could teach you to solve a Rubik’s Cube.

Bigfoot loves Zagunut Bars. Really? It sounds like an elaborate lie, but who am I to say.

Metro Court is ready for over 100 Valentine’s Day weddings (no same-sex, though).

Al Sharpton says essentially nothing about Susana Martinez.

There’s a bill to create a $100 fine for feeding pigeons.

Cedric Lara: evil mailman.

Happy birthday to my Valentine, Florence Henderson, hopped up on goofballs, dripping with gross.

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