George Zimmerman was released on bail.
Robin Gibb woke up from his coma-a-a.
Sarkozy faces a run-off election.
Windy City L tracks vanquished a urinating Hoosier.
What would you pay for a female gladiator statue?
Learn why even male politicians don’t have beards.
I simply must watch Ghostwatch.
Babies. How quickly they grow.
The lost fairytale of the Turnip Princess was discovered just not in time for my childhood.
Bigfoot walked by while I was jumping my scooter over a skateboard. Dude.
A 95-year-old driver smashed his car into the Los Alamos McDonald’s.
Albuquerque kids Valoree Davis and Dennis Pelier are missing.
The Supreme Court will review
racial profiling affirmative action .
R.I.P. journalist Marie Colvin, killed in Syria.
Nuclear inspectors kicked out of Iran.
Elliot Spitzer explains why Mitt Romney's campaign is collapsing.
Gov. Martinez' hair stylist refuses to cut her hair until she changes her stance on gay marriage.
Indiana lawmaker says Girl Scouts are a "radicalized organization" promoting "homosexual lifestyles."
Sheriff Joe Arpaio to release the results of his investigation into President Obama's birth certificate.
Georgia Democrats proposing vasectomy limitations in response to proposed abortion prohibitions.
Producer for "Amazing Race" found dead in Uganda.
Fox News needs a new chart designer.
Waterworld found by the Hubble telescope.
14-year-old about to graduate from college. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS?
One of the nine disembodied feet discovered on Vancouver shore has been identified.
Long list of ancient computers still being used.
This San Juan Mountain Bigfoot footage "appears" to be authentic.
How many gigs of data does your vibrator hold?
Don't fall for these brainwashing techniques!
Lemmy doesn't want you to buy the $600 Motörhead box set even though it comes with a sweet chrome skull.
A bunch of economic students figured out how much it would cost to build a Death Star.
No one ever likes Worf's dumb ideas on Star Trek TNG.
Have you been looking for a new squirrel recipe?
(Un)-Occupy Albuquerque will be protesting in Santa Fe next week.
What happens to stuff dropped off at Santa Fe recycling stations?
It is Robert Anton Wilson week!
Here is a different way of evaluating NFL teams and games.
"If you need a brassiere, wear one" and other dating tips for women circa 1938.
Too fat to fit in the CT-scanner? Try the one at the zoo.
Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech.
A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing incomprehensible sounds. He looks sad and they should just let him go.
Legendary yeti hunter Ivan Marx will now share some exciting words about North America’s favorite ape thing. Finally, there’s something about the yeti that makes sense.
Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.
This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.
Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.
Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.
The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.
The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.
R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.
The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.
Reddit has a child porn problem.
Avengers. Trailer. Here.
Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.
What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?
Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.
New website will help you find free parking around UNM.
AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!
Dr. Pepper unveils a
lame macho diet soda.
The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.
25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.
That American Pie reunion is happening.
The world's oldest car runs better than mine.
Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.
Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.
"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."
Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.
There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.
Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.
New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.
Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.
Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."
Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.
On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.
Obama heads out on a Midwestern bus tour to try to connect with voters.
Albuquerque Defined Fitness continues to battle against opening of new strip club.
Sesame Street declares Bert and Ernie not gay.
Global Warming may not be all bad.
Casey Anthony polled as the most hated person in America.
Albuquerque woman using stolen credit cards goes on a shopping spree at CNM Bookstore.
Google has agreed to buy Motorola mobile system for $12.5 billion.
Evidence found that giant sea dinosaurs gave birth to live young rather than hatching eggs.
Teen dies from vampire bat bite, first case in the U.S.
19th-century African-American village uncovered in what is now NYC's Central Park.
Former inmate arrested for attempting to break back into a California State Prison.
Mysterious orange goo washed up on Alaska shore turns out to be an egg mass from an unknown crustaceous species.
Los Alamos and White Rock residents under voluntary evacuation due to Las Conchas fire.
An albuquerque family gets robbed while taking dying Dad to the hospital. Talk about kicking 'em while they're down ...
Missing Apollo 11 moon dust is recovered.
Sad but fascinating: What children's skulls look like when they are about to lose their baby teeth.
California criminal claims to have anthrax in his backpack. Further investigation reveals that it was merely his own poo.
Grab the tissue box: Naki'o the Red Heeler pup can run and play again with four new bionic legs.
Check out these cool body tricks.
What's creepier than a decaying doll? 50,000 decaying dolls.
Apparently fire is WAY cooler in space.
Left-handedness may actually be a form of cognitive impairment. Sorry guys.
McCain says he won’t run again.
Watch the new Los Alamos bigfoot video.
14 things that never happen in real life.
How many people are in space right now?
Some girls moved in upstairs.
Make your very own thing in a jar.
Someday, you will live in a fabulous underground home.
Everything looks like a face.
This freaky thing gives me a headache.
Woe to the clients of Southwest Companions.
There’s a firecracker crack down.
Happy birthday, Ron Ely.
Here’s a Memorial Day quiz.
Dan Wheldon won the Indy 500.
There might be lots of water on the moon. Also, possibly moon monsters.
They found Blackbeard's anchor.
Jeff Conway didn't die from a drug overdose, if you want to get all technical about it.
Epic Meal Time presents Fast Food Lasagna.
The Kensington Runestone is going to be featured on 2,300 U-Haul trucks.
Instant coffee makes me want to scream.
Volunteer for a remote psychic reading.
Where can I hide one million dollars?
Here’s the new Spokane River bigfoot video.
I’m hungry for hot dogs.
Two people drowned in Navajo Lake.
There was a deadly wrong-way car smash on Highway 314.
Happy birthday, Colm Meaney.
Thomas Byars of North Carolina filmed the snarling beast with his handy video camera. Notice how the yeti takes tiny steps, as though it's sharted its costume. Which would explain the horrid smell.
Maksim Gelman: stabber.
William Pitel: stabber.
Who could have taken the King Tut Statue? Who? Who?
Arcade Fire won Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards.
Don’t eat the yogurt at the Playboy Mansion.
They are selling eight Beyblades to replace a destroyed bathtub.
Uh, oh. There’s a Siberian wolf problem.
Tiger Woods is in trouble for spitting.
Energy drinks can be tasty kid killers.
A New Mexican artist hits the big boing time.
The seven nerdiest sex toys.
Perhaps a catchy rap song could teach you to solve a Rubik’s Cube.
Bigfoot loves Zagunut Bars. Really? It sounds like an elaborate lie, but who am I to say.
Metro Court is ready for over 100 Valentine’s Day weddings (no same-sex, though).
Al Sharpton says essentially nothing about Susana Martinez.
There’s a bill to create a $100 fine for feeding pigeons.
Cedric Lara: evil mailman.
Happy birthday to my Valentine, Florence Henderson, hopped up on goofballs, dripping with gross.
Louis XVI’s dried blood is inside a fancy gourd.
Randy Quaid is afraid he’s going to be murdered.
A one-handed model is all the rage in Europe.
You can fly from Hobbs to Houston. So figure out how to get to Hobbs, my friend, and… next stop, Houston. Then next stop, back. Then back to Houston.
Do you hate the Lead and Coal Project?
Masshole didn’t know what an atlatl was.
Happy birthday, Minnie Pearl.