There's potentially another Superfund site in Albuquerque.
Caliber's coyote-killing contest cancelled.
Rio Grande Sun's Police Blotter.
Here's one concept for a new bridge across the Seine.
Big Tex burned up after his boots caught fire.
Chinese beauty pageant nipple distance mandate.
Two reasons to visit the Dangerous Minds website: listen to the entire Jim Jones People's Temple LP; learn that original German freaks FAUST are still around and they played a live soundtrack to the last presidential debate....
A Pennsylvania man says a Sasquatch broke the tail lights on his Winnebago.
Putin can do anything. Again.
Watch Einstuerzende Neubauten's Blixa Bargeld make Risotto.
On this day in 1950, Tom Petty was born. Check him out on The Tom Snyder show in 1981.
Newly completed path saves time for Balloon Fiesta bikers.
The nation’s unemployment rate dropped in September to its lowest since 2009.
Sad husky embarks on two-mile solo trek to visit owner in hospital.
One of New Mexico’s most wanted fugitives captured in Mexico.
California sees 17 cent rise in gas prices overnight.
50 years after its debut, Beatles fans come together to sing record breaking rendition of Love Me Do.
Apparently “true giants” only have four toes.
Colonel Meow wishes you a happy Friday!
Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls.
Castration makes men live longer.
Hey, a car flipped over.
How to read body language, they claim.
The bacon shortage is coming.
Puppy cam. If anyone cares.
Make yourself a sad little song in Bb.
Dawn of the Zombees.
Ritz Crackers are #1.
Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is.
A Monster House blocks out the sun.
Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged.
Happy birthday Mark Hamill.
Anything is possible in the year of the Poodle Moth.
Bill Nye prefers science.
Prince Harry’s clothes are removable.
A hilarious bigfoot joke took a tragic turn. As oft they do.
A man killed 70,000 chickens. But it could have been an accident.
It’s never funny to joke about killing Mitt Romney.
Marijuana can permanently lower your IQ. It can also make the word “permanently” echo permanently in your mind. “Permanently… permanently…”
In other stoner news, this kid thought his mom was making him wear a sign as punishment. She said she was thinking about it.
Not all celebrities look like they have good breath, Russell Brand.
Tom Hanks’ PR people try desparately to make him appear human.
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
A shot was fired at Expo New Mexico. Some people get nervous when the words “fired” and “Expo New Mexico” are used in the same sentence.
Jeremy Brooks and Justin Rael didn’t think they’d end up in the news. But they did.
Happy birthday, Gates McFadden.
3 more New Mexicans diagnosed with the West Nile Virus.
17 villagers beheaded in southern Afghanistan for attending a party with music and mixed-sex dancing.
Oil production up in New Mexico by 13 percent.
Inspiring sports moments get me all emotional.
If you're going to steal a phone from a quarantined man infected with the Ebola virus, you'd better be prepared to contract the Ebola virus.
Police say a man in Virginia stole an officer's shoes out of the back of his cruiser.
LeBron is down for Space Jam 2!
Water wigs are so much cooler than they sound.
Police in Germany believe they have arrested the porn actor accused of killing and dismembering a man, and then mailing parts of the body to Canada.
Who else didn't know that kids under 13 weren't allowed on Facebook? Well, this is possibly changing.
ABQ Ride brings back the late night schedule for those thrillingly sketchy summer night rides.
Introducing: Vacuum trains!
Students in southeast Idaho capture possible Bigfoot sighting on camera.
Ahh the cycles of life.
Products that are useful, but too humiliating to actually use.
Some beach communities are considering fleeing inland as seas rise due to global climate changes.
Roger Clemens’ attorneys seek to force lawmaker to take the witness stand in perjury trial.
5 stories of stupid people getting caught for felonies because of posting stuff on Facebook.
Yesterday I took this photo of the solar eclipse from the muddy, needle-strewn parking lot of the International Cryptozoology Museum, but it wasn’t until later, amid much dubious wood-knocking from celebrity scat monger Loren “Fakey Footprint” Coleman, that I noticed a startling figure in the foreground. Is it a hairy little man? Is it a hobo looking for a kind hearted lady to feed him a hot meal? Or is it the legendary Corn Ape? You decide!
George Zimmerman was released on bail.
Robin Gibb woke up from his coma-a-a.
Sarkozy faces a run-off election.
Windy City L tracks vanquished a urinating Hoosier.
What would you pay for a female gladiator statue?
Learn why even male politicians don’t have beards.
I simply must watch Ghostwatch.
Babies. How quickly they grow.
The lost fairytale of the Turnip Princess was discovered just not in time for my childhood.
Bigfoot walked by while I was jumping my scooter over a skateboard. Dude.
A 95-year-old driver smashed his car into the Los Alamos McDonald’s.
Albuquerque kids Valoree Davis and Dennis Pelier are missing.
The Supreme Court will review
racial profiling affirmative action .
R.I.P. journalist Marie Colvin, killed in Syria.
Nuclear inspectors kicked out of Iran.
Elliot Spitzer explains why Mitt Romney's campaign is collapsing.
Gov. Martinez' hair stylist refuses to cut her hair until she changes her stance on gay marriage.
Indiana lawmaker says Girl Scouts are a "radicalized organization" promoting "homosexual lifestyles."
Sheriff Joe Arpaio to release the results of his investigation into President Obama's birth certificate.
Georgia Democrats proposing vasectomy limitations in response to proposed abortion prohibitions.
Producer for "Amazing Race" found dead in Uganda.
Fox News needs a new chart designer.
Waterworld found by the Hubble telescope.
14-year-old about to graduate from college. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS?
One of the nine disembodied feet discovered on Vancouver shore has been identified.
Long list of ancient computers still being used.
This San Juan Mountain Bigfoot footage "appears" to be authentic.
How many gigs of data does your vibrator hold?
Don't fall for these brainwashing techniques!
Lemmy doesn't want you to buy the $600 Motörhead box set even though it comes with a sweet chrome skull.
A bunch of economic students figured out how much it would cost to build a Death Star.
No one ever likes Worf's dumb ideas on Star Trek TNG.
Have you been looking for a new squirrel recipe?
(Un)-Occupy Albuquerque will be protesting in Santa Fe next week.
What happens to stuff dropped off at Santa Fe recycling stations?
It is Robert Anton Wilson week!
Here is a different way of evaluating NFL teams and games.
"If you need a brassiere, wear one" and other dating tips for women circa 1938.
Too fat to fit in the CT-scanner? Try the one at the zoo.
Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech.
A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing incomprehensible sounds. He looks sad and they should just let him go.
Legendary yeti hunter Ivan Marx will now share some exciting words about North America’s favorite ape thing. Finally, there’s something about the yeti that makes sense.
Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered.
This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling.
Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum.
Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes.
The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus.
The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada.
R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny.
The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street.
Reddit has a child porn problem.
Avengers. Trailer. Here.
Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner.
What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert?
Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month.
New website will help you find free parking around UNM.
AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap!
Dr. Pepper unveils a
lame macho diet soda.
The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal.
25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments.
That American Pie reunion is happening.
The world's oldest car runs better than mine.
Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive.
Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.
"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."
Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.
There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.
Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.
New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.
Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.
Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."
Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.
On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.