The Daily Word in Super Serious News Stories
Teleporting soldiers, what will they think of next?
Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett's records have been released by Library and Archives Canada.
Need some home insurance for the next four years in case your candidate loses the presidential election? Esurance will cover you.
Running late for a movie and don't want to miss a thing? Give this number a call and an agent will tell you everything that's happening.
Finally, you can recycle used condoms.
Forget Google Glass, try Google Plastic!
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Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.
Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.
UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.
Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.
Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.
Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.
The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.
Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.
Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.
Iran wants to send a monkey into space.
Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.
Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.
This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.
Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.
Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.
New iPhone rumor #32.
Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.
The seven types of friends everyone needs.
And the San Pellegrino wears Missoni
The most chichi water ever bottled has found its way onto shelves at Whole Foods on Carlisle. San Pellegrino—for some reason—teamed up with Missoni—the Italian fashion house most famous for knitwear that features brightly-colored zigzag patterns. The designer water has been available since this summer, yet, I’m guessing, it’s late arriving in Albuquerque. As usual. A bottle of this limited edition water now lives in my humble refrigerator. See Lea, Perrins and Mr. Tapatio quiver with inferiority.