I hope you got some good notes handy, Mr. President.

Sorry Monsanto, I didn't know these were your beans.

Just in case you want to know what's going on with Dr. Kermit Gosnell ...

Woman struck by stray bullet on Mother's Day "expected to be alright."

Steven Michael Quezada to speak at LULAC convention.

Wow, Brad Tate's got some record there.

Our local K-9's have got some good scent magic going on.

Debra Farinella, I think those deceased people would like their flowers back.

Due to the lack of tablet sales and lack of Windows 8 enthusiasm, PC sales are in a tailspin.

So, on top of worrying about getting in an accident, now I have to worry about my airbag shooting shrapnel in my face?

Yeah, it may look a little suspicious if you remove your items from your home a week before it explodes ...

Identity theft mastermind pleads guilty.

Albuquerque is the proud owner of its first, its one and only, its very own breast milk bank?

Xavier McAfee was arrested again; is there another celebrity in town with an important script lingering in their car?

I know some people like to test items before they buy them, but this puts a whole new spin on going above and beyond, poor guy.

Gov. Martinez is bringing in big bucks for her re-election campaign.

UNM's Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter has been suspended due to an alleged sexual assault. That sounds familiar. Really familiar.

To the world's jerkiest vandal: Please stop stealing the handlebars off of ghost bikes.

Two border patrol agents are on trial for forcing drug runners to eat marijuana, then setting their clothes on fire. Then letting them go.

Nature's super-villain, the bed bug, has a super-weakness.

Breaking Bad has been great, the best ever really, but our supply of the good stuff won't last much longer. What to do? Better call Saul!

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J have teamed up to end racism! With a really terrible song. That includes the lyric "If you don't judge my gold chains / I'll forget the iron chains."

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Soon every household in Albuquerque will have recycling bins.

Someone was arrested in connection with the break-in that caused a Breaking Bad script go missing.

A 30 percent tip is almost never deserved.

She won't have to return to Italy, but Amanda Knox will be retried.

Swine flu vaccine caused some recipients to come down with narcolepsy.

Nifty, weird and NSFW short documentary about a part of the Tokyo art-scene.

Ungoogleable.

North Korea says it is going to bomb the United States.

Give 'em enough rope.

In 1968 The Supremes guest starred as nuns in an episode of Tarzan. James Earl Jones was there too.

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This just in: Presidenté Hugo Chavez is still dead.

The bad news: You spent 22 months in solitary confinement in a Dona Ana county jail without being convicted and had to remove your own tooth. The good news: The county just paid you $15.5 million dollars.

Attention Breaking Bad fans with kids in APS: Gomie is now on your school board. Thank God it isn't Tuco.

Governor Martinez' anti-illegal immigrant driver's license bill has been tabled and is probably dead. She'll just have to comfort herself with a really expensive cup of coffee.

Feeling dry? That's because it's a drought. Feeling thirsty? Try to drink around the jet fuel.

Images of aborted fetuses publicly displayed on campuses make an important political point. Images of women's vaginas, though, are exploitative and grody.

Just when you think you're finally done with the frigging Harlem Shake, YouTube decides to go meta.

Toilet-cam.

Planet Fitness fine print flap.

Missing 14 year old Dylan Redwine's parents will be (arguing) on Dr. Phil today and tomorrow.

You will be able to buy wardrobe items from Breaking Bad at Joy Junction's thrift store starting this Wednesday.

I just wanna see his face. In bird poo.

BP is going to the mat defending itself in court.

Is a T.V. commercial a "game" if you have to yell at it to make it stop?

Here's the world's largest lunchbox collection and it is for sale!

There will only be one Netflix-produced season of Arrested Development.

You gotta fight. For your right. To be stupid (according to John Kerry.)

A hot air balloon exploded in Egypt.

Let's all congratulate former Senator Pete Domenici on welcoming a baby boy into the world. Three decades ago. With someone who wasn't his wife.

Mad at Route 66 Malt Shop for refusing to pay their employees the minimum wage? Just make sure you're not accidentally boycotting the 66 Diner.

Get ready for a spring time dust up.

Maybe you're a Breaking Bad fan. Maybe you want to corner the meth market, but without all that blood and killing and crime and stuff. Maybe Methopoly is for you.

Violence and crime are dropping in Juarez, but people don't feel safe there yet.

Norwegian reality TV: 12 hours of chopping wood and then burning it. And then receiving angry emails about how the wood is stacked.

Finally, the last Harlem Shake video you ever need to see.

After a train killed a Bernalillo High School student Wednesday, another family who lost their son the same way is speaking out.

What do Burqueños have to say about Obama’s involvement in the Boy Scouts situation?

Breaking Bad has the coolest cars on TV.

33 ridiculously happy photos of the Ravens winning Super Bowl XLVII.

It has been officially confirmed that Richard III’s body was found under a parking lot (or car park for you Brits) in England.

Local ad firm rakes in reactions to Super Bowl ads.

Mooooom! There’s an octopus in the toilet!

Winners of the Albuquerque Walter White lookalike contest.

DA to resume probing officer-involved shootings. (The investigative grand jury process was suspended months ago after criticism that no jury had ever found a shooting unjustified.)

Santa Fe man gets his bass back 10 years later.

The terribly-named band fun. has gotten the most Grammy nominations.

Sen. Michelle Obama?

Gamelan ensemble covers Gang of Four’s “Not Great Men.”

R.I.P., Dave Brubeck.

Shit London photography contest. Awesome.

Some wealthy people are investing in newspapers.

5 things smart people do. 1) make numbered lists of things ....

DeLorean taxi.

Why X-Men continuity is forever hosed.

Also, Benedict Cumberbatch is in the next Star Trek movie as the villain.

China’s first jack-off competition is what it sounds like.

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A New Mexico company is selling Breaking Bad bath salts.

The family of Albuquerque attorney Mary Han is suing APD, claiming police screwed-up the investigation into her purported suicide.

Is fracking in Rio Arriba County's future?

Albuquerque city councilors may overturn the minimum wage increase that was approved by voters last week.

David Petraeus abruptly resigned from his position as director of the CIA after his extramarital affair was exposed by the FBI.

George Clooney won the election for Obama.

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You will probably not be allowed to hunt giant octopus in Seattle's Puget Sound anymore.

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Denmark is getting rid of the "fat-tax" that was applied to certain foods last year.

Babushkas who live in the Chernobyl "dead zone."

This song celebrating Thanksgiving may cause you to step in front of a bus.

George Takei joins the ranks of Facebook users angry about the money-grubbing EdgeRank filter.

Obama was declared the winner of the presidential contest in Florida.

Does fact checking matter if politicians continue to lie after their fabrications have been exposed?

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Swedish couple makes history by partaking in what is believed to be the first Klingon-style wedding ceremony.

Election polls show Romney in the lead nationally, but Obama ahead among Hispanic voters.

Chimney Fire in the Sandias is 25% contained.

Remember that poor puppy last week who just could not get up? Well, he finally did.

Good news for Breaking Bad fans: AMC is back on Dish Network.

Lance Armstrong officially stripped of his seven Tour de France titles.

The Night of Too Many Stars raises over $3 million for autism efforts. And when you get that many funny people together, silly moments are sure to occur.

Lobos are 4 and 4 after a surprising loss to the Air Force Falcons.

We think Adele had a baby.

This über hipster put out an ad seeking a person in an owl costume to watch over her as she sleeps.

Beluga whale mimics human sound patterns.

Former Albuquerque city worker is accused of killing a state representative’s son.

Teen arrested for attempting to rob a Wal-Mart ... oh, and she brought her 6-year-old brother along too.

Ah, election tweets.

Honesty really is the best policy.