V.23 No.35 | 8/28/2014
The Daily Word in earthquakes, butter knives and rattlesnakes
By Carl Petersen [ Tue Aug 26 2014 12:57 PM ]
California’s latest earthquake spilled a lot of fancy wine.
Rest in peace, Richard Attenborough.
Fugitives should think twice about taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.
A new butter knife can spread hard butter.
Finally, there’s a USB cable that plugs in either way.
China is developing a super-sonic submarine.
New Mexico extends its luke-warm welcome to the uninvited Mojave rattler.
Two suspects were arrested in connection with shots fired at the Cottages.
An APD standoff at Bank of America near Nob Hill ended peacefully.
Happy birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus.
V.21 No.48 | 11/29/2012
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #273: I ride my bike onto the UNM campus.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Nov 27 2012 11:13 AM ]
I ride my bike onto the UNM campus from Central. I meet my boss walking west. He has some suggestions for me. I ride on. Everything seems new and different from when I went to school. I see my boss again, who has some more suggestions. G is waiting for me on the mall with her friends. I am 5 minutes late. We must get to McGee’s restaurant. We ride together across campus. I am able to ride up and down the steps smoothly. In a concrete drain V, people lay reading. In the V, I run over a girl's stick of butter. My tires start to slip a little. We arrive at McGee’s. The waiters are all well-dressed and there are fancy green and yellow oil lamps on the long central bar. It seems like a pretty nice place for UNM.
V.20 No.32 | 8/11/2011
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #214: I didn't even know that I wore contacts.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Sat Aug 20 2011 6:01 AM ]
My contacts have popped out onto my notebook. One is lost. I didn't even know that I wore contacts. I've been sleeping with them and everything. I find their container but it is filled with butter. I try to find a clean sheet of paper to fold them in.
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