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The Daily Word in WWI, wacky weather and other worries.

Happy 100th birthday, World War I.

Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.

A tornado hit near Boston.

A lightning storm hit Venice Beach.

I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.

Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.

Now worry about kissing-bug disease.

A UFO terrifies Toronto.

Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.

Get ready for the new mass extinction.

Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.

An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Go swimming!

Happy birthday, Steve Morse.

NEWS

The Daily Word in the Red Roof Inn killer, a Pastafarian Christmas and the dropping of the opossum

APD made an arrest in the Red Roof Inn killing.

The executive director of the Taos County Housing Authority is the target of an embezzlement investigation.

Louisiana warns of brain-eating parasite in tap water.

Vaclav Havel died.

Alternate takes on Christmas decorations and nativity scenes in Virgina are upsetting to some people, including people who do not believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The first car in Antarctica was a VW beetle.

Hilarious Canadian road rage documentary from 1950: "Gentleman Jekyl and Driver Hyde."

Meet NYC killer dubbed the "Exterminator."

This video of a naked model with interchangeable body parts is indeed very Cronenberg.

How to make a penny disappear by changing the speed of light.

PETA wants to halt the annual new year's eve "dropping of the opossum" in this small North Carolina town.

On this day in 1964 the first episode of The Pink Panther aired.

News

The Daily Word in newspapers, cop-sex, and JSOC

Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.

"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."

Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.

There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.

Commander of Libyan rebel forces says he was tortured by the C.I.A. who, documents prove, worked with Ghaddafi.

Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.

New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.

Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.

Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."

Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.

Self-powered cyborg beetles.

Utah Bigfoot sighting (thank you, Nick Brown.)

On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.

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The Daily Word with Tobacco, Twin Reductions, Taxes and Tamám Shud

Tobacco companies sue over new cigarette warning labels.

Will the real GOP candidates please stand up?

Warren Buffett attacks Republican candidates for opposition to raising taxes.

Bernalillo County deputy's career is on the line after an alleged road-rage incident.

Flash mob robs a 7-Eleven in less than a minute.

Lightning strike at Sea World.

Six reasons that job overseas you're looking at might not work out.

We'll never understand the mysteries behind Tamám shud.

Sexy high school girls have the right to upload sexy pictures.


"What's worse than an abortion? Half an abortion."

You'll never cancel your Netflix subscription.

Seven unethical experiments.

Using math to create cartoon voices.

Snooty French actor Gérard Depardieu couldn't wait to use the airplane bathroom.

The benefits of hanging on to an older car.

Dave Chappelle's first interview in five years.

Police in California say they can detain photographers if their photos have no apparent esthetic value.

Things not to say to a grieving friend.

Baguette vending machines are coming.

Black Sabbath may or may not be reuniting.

Eleven ways to hustle extra cash.

Through a combination of science and witchcraft Zsa Zsa Gabor may have a baby. Like at the beginning of Beastmaster.

Happy Birthday "Nature Boy" Buddy Landel!!!

V.20 No.25 | 6/23/2011

Feature

Speak Well, He Can

An interview with the voice of Yoda

Tom Kane can do a good evil robot. He gets a lot of computer voices thrown his way. Stanley Kubrick even picked him to be the new HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey just before Kubrick died. Kane's also done a ton of animation voicings, including Professor Utonium in “The Powerpuff Girls” and Monkey Fist on “Kim Possible.” He was both Tony Stark and Ultron in the "Iron Man" cartoons, so he got to fight himself.

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The Daily Word: Enhanced Pat Downs, Neo-Nazis, Burger of the Future

APS releases next year's budget, plans on cutting more than 400 jobs.

The man killed by APD yesterday was armed with a plastic kitchen spoon.

President Obama still enjoying the post-bin Laden assassination popularity boost.

Eight-month-old gets an enhanced pat-down at Kansas City airport.

Donald Trump doesn't know what the 13 stripes represent on the American flag.

Interesting visualization of the spread of Osama bin Laden death news thru twitter.

Ten-year-old kills his neo-nazi father.

Because sometimes it's better when your favorite TV show gets cancelled.

History of people who use the internet to convince others to commit suicide.

The truth about Groupon.

Let your kids eat some junk food already!

Man found living on roof of a Georgia Waffle House.

Read all about the Old Man of the Lake.

The most hipster state in the US is …

Are you fat enough for the new Triple Double Oreo?

Bristol Palin had surgery that gave her a new chin, but don't worry, it was for medical reasons.

Saddest mugshot ever.

Social networking cigarettes.

Slow motion video of some dudes playing with a six foot water balloon.

Equisetum is the oldest genus of land plant, over 100 million years old.

Soul Caliber 5 is coming next year.

The validity of the legal advice from Jay-Z's 99 Problems.

New retro-cartoon channel to launch 'soon.'

The burger of the future.

Who watches the Watchponies?

Happy Birthday Jeffrey Donovan!!!

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The Daily Word: Osama Bin Laden, Giant Fossil Ant Discovery, Happy Star Wars Day

Osama Bin Laden News Roundup:
The White House updates the narrative on how Osama Bin Laden was killed.
Federal prosecutors will seek to dismiss all charges against Bin Laden.
Bin Laden had 500 Euros sewn into his clothes for a quick escape.
Wikileaks reveals that in 2008, US troops were 1,800 yards from Bin Laden, training Pakistanis how to catch him.
Steven Colbert tracks the politicization of Bin Laden's death.
It's been 3 days since Bin Laden was killed, time for some conspiracy theories and memes.


A state health department administrator has been arrested for driving drunk in a government vehicle.

People are complaining about the low graduation rate among Lottery scholarship recipients.

How Donald Trump lost the stutterers' vote.

John Ashcroft is Blackwater's new ethics chief. What's another word for irony?

Giant ant fossil discovered in Wyoming.

The top 10 Chinese tech moguls you need to know.

Don't get fooled by this Apple malware.

Ethically dubious ways to getting the perfect seat on your next flight.

How bacon can turn a vegetarian.

Watch the Insane Clown Posse review Water For Elephants.

Judge rules IP addresses aren't people, blocking subpoenas.

The unknown mysteries of the Mysteries of the Unknown commercial.

Rick Springfield arrested on DUI suspicion.

Top 10 evil lairs.

Today is Star Wars Day: May the 4th be with you! GET IT?????

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, you'll need limes.

South Korean man found dead on a crucifix.

Delivery man shames bad tippers on his blog.

This exists: The internet's most comprehensive examination of the watches worn by Fox Mulder on TV's The X-Files.

Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos and eight other celebrity-based cartoons from the 80s and 90s.

Soon, almost every Marvel cartoon show will be available to watch instantly on Netflix.

Happy Birthday Mr. Fuji!!!

V.19 No.25 | 6/24/2010
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Idiot Box

Good News, Everyone!

“Futurama” on Comedy Central

When FOX announced it was bringing “Family Guy” back from cancellation following a hugely successful rerun stint on Cartoon Network, I wasn’t what you’d call super stoked. Personally, I didn’t find “Family Guy” funny the first time around, and I don’t find it funny now. But the decision to revive it made damn good business sense and was an amusing “screw you” to the programming executives who axed the show in the first place.

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Today's Events

Cine de la Epoca de Oro: La Perla at South Broadway Cultural Center

Screening of the film starring Pedro Armendáriz and María Elena Marqués. Part of the Mexican Classics series.

Gateway Grower's Market at South Valley Gateway Park

Slaves • experimental, rock • Myka, Relocate • Alive Like Me • Nightmares • Heartist • Youth in Revolt • Painting Promises • post-hardcore at Launchpad

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