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V.23 No.25 | 6/19/2014

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The Daily Word in vodka, vaginas and X-rays.

The Daily Word

Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.

A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.

The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.

Introducing the $250 hangover cure.

Vodka erases bad smells as well as bad memories.

Jurassic Dog Park.

Stress causes heart attacks by over-producing white blood cells.

Times Square weirdos face a costume crackdown.

Are the French rude? Mais non!

There was a fatal hit-and-run at Carlisle and Indian School.

I’m guilty, I killed her.

There was a fatal crash on 2nd Street.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Mushy sparks flew when I saw you.

Happy birthday, Bryan Brown.

V.23 No.20 | 5/15/2014

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The Daily Word in baby names, APD sidearms and a Black Mass at Harvard.

The Daily Word

Mexican drug cartels will find you in Minnesota.

Noah and Sophia are the new most popular baby names.

In Saudi Arabia, a web editor was sentenced to 1,000 lashes.

A woman beat her child with a baseball bat for clogging the toilet.

It’s hard to make it through a whole song.

Check out these douche chill celebrity photos.

A Harvard student group plans to hold a Black Mass.

APD officers may no longer carry their lucky guns on duty.

KOAT did a nice story about the mentally ill in New Mexico.

There were silent protests at Thursday’s city council meeting.

What’s happening in ABQ today?

Happy birthday, Billy Joel.

V.23 No.19 | 5/8/2014

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The Daily Word in Cinco de Mayo, an APD shooting and vampires had it right.

The Daily Word

It’s Cinco de Mayo.

A gunman was killed in an APD standoff.

Blood transfusions may hold the secret to eternal youth.

X-Men director Bryan Singer is facing additional sexual allegations.

It’s raining spiders. Hallelujah, it’s raining spiders. Amen.

Here’s the latest in data storage.

What’s going on today?

Some lady doesn’t know if she’s using the personals right.

Happy birthday, Tammy Wynette.

V.23 No.5 |

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The Daily Word in Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the origin of the Universe and goat simulation

The Daily Word

Bill Nye the Science Guy and Ken Ham the Creationist Man finally went head to head in the "origin of the Universe" debate last night. Condensed version: Ham thinks God did it, while Nye says something doesn't add up about that whole Noah's Ark business.

Some New Mexicans are freaked out by the snow that fell this week. They say it doesn't melt. I was going to test this myself but all the snow, um, melted.

CVS is no longer enabling your nicotine addiction. But the guy hanging out in the parking lot will be happy to help you try something harder.

Overnight raids by the NYPD uncovered drug dealing suspects with a possible connection to Philip Seymour Hoffman's death.

Maybe you're feeling a little schlubby this morning and you wonder if it's because Mercury is in retrograde. Here's a way for you to find out.

Big news in the video game world: the people's desire to pretend to be a goat will not go unanswered. Coffee Stain Studio's Goat Simulator may soon enter Beta development.

V.23 No.2 | 1/9/2014
Jackie Chan Special
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

Restaurant Review

Chan Can Cook

And Chopstix Chinese Cuisine proves it

Ari LeVaux checks out Jackie Chan’s favorite Albuquerque restaurant.
V.21 No.8 | 2/23/2012
Cookbook author and former “Daily Show” film critic Frank DeCaro knows how to handle a leading lady’s buns.
Courtesy of HCI Books

Eating In

Hollywood Helper

Make dead celebs’ dishes the life of your Oscar party

Liberace’s sticky buns. That’s Frank DeCaro’s favorite recipe in his freshly published Dead Celebrity Cookbook (HCI Books, $19.95), and the reason has nothing to do with taste—although DeCaro says the packaged crescent rolls doused in rum, butter and enough seasoning to spice a pumpkin pie are dangerously delicious. “It just kills me,” says the Sirius Radio talk show host and former “Daily Show” film critic, “but only if he’s in on the joke. If he’s not in on the joke, it’s just sad.”
V.21 No.5 |

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The Daily Word in the Old Main, supergiant and Anonymous

The Daily Word

U.S. to ease its combat mission in Afghanistan.

Burqueños prison gang exhibits civic pride.

Foreigners stick their foreign fingers in our chile market.

Reies Lopez Tijerina, a Chicano activist, mounted an armed raid to make a citizen's arrest of New Mexico's district attorney in the '60s. He's speaking at the Statehouse today.

Tour the Old Main, home of the lethal 1980 prison riot.

To protect his riches, this wealthy man adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend as his daughter.

Anonymous hacks emails and accuses Ron Paul of being linked to a neo-Nazi group.

Washington the state passes a bill legalizing same-sex marriage.

Komen yanked its funding from Planned Parenthood, so supporters around the country donated enough in a single day to make up the difference.

Baratunde Thurston on how to be Black.

Remember when we sold guns to cartels so we could track them? And then it didn't work out so well?

This cheerleader can dead lift 250.

Meet supergiant—not the band, the amphipod.

Marchers in Egypt protest military mishandling of a soccer riot that killed 74.

The most common regrets of folks at the end of their lives.

Rest in peace:

Sonic Youth collaborator and artist Mike Kelley

"Soul Train" creator Don Cornelius

Poet Wislawa Szymborska

Boxing trainer Angelo Dundee

The man who played Mr. Pitt on "Seinfeld," Ian Abercrombie

V.20 No.14 |

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The Daily Word: Tuition hikes, Beverly Cleary, burka ban, Demi Lovato

The Daily Word

County official's son killed by APD.

Tuition climbs at UNM and CNM.

An Arizona bill that would legalize guns in all public and government buildings is almost through the legislature. People in Tucson don't like it.

How is Fukushima NOT like Chernobyl?

Mom drives her minivan and three kids into the Hudson River but lets one boy go.

The first loose-lipped mob boss takes the stand.

President Obama is going to weigh in on the deficit.

Burka ban takes effect in France, and two women have been arrested.

Death toll hits 116 in the mass grave in Mexico.

Demi Lovato candid about eating disorder.

The Facebook guy is maybe a jerk.

Dogs left in the nuclear zone.

Fish theft.

Sugar Ray Leonard eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars."

An interview with author Beverly Cleary (she wrote the Ramona Quimby books), who turned 95 yesterday.

Jenny from the block is People Magazine's most beautiful person.

Hugh Grant spies on a wiretapping tabloid reporter. Revenge!

V.20 No.10 |

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The Daily Word: Dalai Lama, Muslim hearings, Julianne Moore as Palin

The Daily Word

Charge up your electric car at Third and Marquette in Downtown Albuquerque.

Feds bust three clinics they say were dealing pills.

For the first time, Gov. Martinez uses the state plane--not the state jet.

Driver's license measure "eviscerated" in committee.

Richest person in the world now 38 percent richer. Guess where he lives? (Rhymes with Schmexico).

BBC reporters captured an tortured by Qaddafi's security.

Wisconsin union leaders promise two things: 1) a lawsuit and 2) the ousting of politicians who would snuff out their bargaining rights.

The Dalai Lama wants to give his political power to an elected representative.

Rep. Peter King's Muslim hearings begin today. He's said most mosques are run by radical imams.

Tucson shooter pleads not guilty. A victim still recovering from gunshot wounds went to the hearing to represent.

Nato forces may have accidentally killed the Afghan president's cousin.

Wait, we still care about Lindsay Lohan? She may go to jail today. In other tabloid-y news (same link), something something Britney Spears and Brangelina. (Seriously, it's been like a decade on Brangelina).

The celebrity contagion.

France shakes hands with Libya's rebel government.

Black people are leaving big cities and changing voter politics.

Julianne Moore is slated to play Sarah Palin on HBO.

V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010

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The Daily Word: The Dark Witch, Lohan’s drug test FAIL, APS on condoms

The Daily Word

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell dabbled in witchcraft. She's also, um, kind of into Tolkien.

She got some advice from the Dark Witch.

Colin Powell thinks Obama should focus more on unemployment.

Lindsay Lohan tweeted about failing her latest drug test.

A missing cult once was lost but now is found.

The Gulf Oil Spill is officially, permanently plugged.

Spawn of the Super Salmon.

Hurricane Igor is very large.

Once knighted, fantasy writer Terry Pratchett forged a sword out of meteorites.

Have you tried a moral search engine? Me neither.

A whale fossil is discovered at the San Diego Zoo.

Yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. What a day to miss church.

APS reveals its confused policy on condoms.

There was a stabbing on the Westside.

Why don't you have phone and internet?

Hello, Rio Rancho teaching hospital.

The world’s biggest and strongest spiderweb was discovered in Madagascar.

V.19 No.21 |

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The Daily Word 05.28.10: Guns, war and the Valles Caldera

The Daily Word

Senators Jeff Bingaman and Tom Udall introduced a bill that would give management of the Valles Caldera National Preserve to the U.S. Park Service.

Facebook is hard to break up with.

Like to shoot, but need friends? There's a social networking site to set your sights on. (Be careful, it just might be harder to leave this one.)

The unemployed may have a hard time paying June rent as Congress is set to take a Memorial Day break without passing an unemployment extension.

The New York subway system map gets a redesign.

North Korea continues to love the bomb.

$60 billion more has been allocated for the war.

Tyra Banks, still crazy.

Turns out the barber shop isn't the best place to hide out. Nice find Albuquerque.

No tornado in outer space? Boring. There is all this cool stuff though.

V.19 No.11 |

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The Daily Word 03.18.10: Lobos, Facebook Status Grudges, Sandra Bullock's Marriage

The Daily Word

Walmart PA announcement in New Jersey store orders black people to leave.

Alex Chilton of '70s rock band Big Star dies. The group was to have played SXSW this weekend.

This website asks, "Can the Lobos do shit?" Verdict: terrible strip clubs put a loud arena make us a sure thing for the Sweet 16.

Is all the money spent on college athletics worth it?

Did Sandra Bullock's husband cheat on her? A firm maybe.

Angry? More and more people settle scores with their Facebook statuses.

The chief minister of one of India's poorest states accepts a 30-foot long garland literally made of money.

Bernie Madoff attacked in prison. Things were broken.

Fox News interviews President Obama and fails.

Omega males: unambitious, emotionally stunted, ubiquitous.

It's Queen Latifah's birthday!

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