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V.23 No.48 |

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The Daily Word In Chocolate Chip Cookie Hair Ties, Pomeranian Elvis And Coca-Cola Milk.

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Dec 3 2014 11:36 AM ]
The Daily Word

Our kids are dancing! They’re dancing and focusing and doing their chores! Hallelujah!

Here, let Tony Blair show you how to pose gracefully for a Christmas card.

A former UPS employee is suing the company for allegedly firing her for being pregnant.

Science says alcohol gives us energy and we’ve probably been drinking it for millions of years! Cheers!

Coca-Cola will soon sell milk! And by the looks of their advertisements, that milk is going to be sexy! LOL. LOL. LOL.

This Pomeranian dressed like Elvis understands life better than any of us ever will.

Japan-based company makes realistic looking, creepy food jewelry. We want the spaghetti necklace, banana hair clip and chocolate chip cookie hair tie!

Save nudity and “pornography” for Coca-Cola milk products, Florida!

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V.19 No.8 | 2/25/2010
A moderately funky chicken
A moderately funky chicken

Go! Stuff!

By Edith P. Giblets [ Mon Feb 22 2010 2:58 PM ]

I wish there were more opportunities for me, at 34 years old, to be a cheerleader. I know lots of classics, such as this ditty:

How funky is your chicken?

How funky is your chicken?

How loose is your goose?

Our goose is totally loose.

So c’mon all you Eagles fans,

c’mon all you Eagles fans

and shake your caboose.

And shake your caboose.

I also love the one about the hole in the barn wall, though it’s not appropriate for every occasion.

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