V.21 No.30 | 7/26/2012
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com
The house that Ben built
By Ari LeVaux
V.21 No.20 |
The Daily Word in fiery semi, unchicken, stripper database
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu May 17 2012 9:22 AM ]
Minority births are the majority in the U.S.
A semi truck carrying lighter fluid just combusted on I-40.
If you're wondering why there are throngs of people in Albuquerque on Sunday, it's the eclipse.
Will drones spy on us?
Council plans for a stripper database delayed.
Tape dress. Neat.
The world's oldest yoga teacher is 93. And she's a badass.
Republican Super Pac plotting extreme attack ads about President Obama.
Limbless man attempting to swim between five continents.
Coffee drinkers live longer, says my new favorite study.
Fake chicken meat-maker promises new nonflesh will be even better than the real thing.
Gale-force wind in yo face.
V.20 No.24 |
The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jun 22 2011 9:25 AM ]
Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.
Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.
UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.
Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.
Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.
Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.
The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.
Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.
Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.
Iran wants to send a monkey into space.
Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.
Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.
This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.
Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.
Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.
New iPhone rumor #32.
Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.
The seven types of friends everyone needs.
V.20 No.20 | 5/19/2011
Food for Thought
Chicken From Scratch
When the roosters get tough, the tough make coq au vin
By Ari LeVaux
V.20 No.1 |
The Daily Word 1.7.11: Letter from a hospital shooter
By John Bear [ Fri Jan 7 2011 9:22 AM ]
Hospital shooting suspect leaves letter for family, says girlfriend hit herself.
On the other hand, girlfriend says shooter hit her when she wouldn't give him money for drugs.
Colorado fire marshal afraid people will burn down houses with marijuana growing equipment.
Impostor horse takes field at race track.
Circumcision. Apparently it keeps women from getting cancer.
Women's tears are a big turn off.
Hungary wants to defuse tension over strict new media law.
Tyson chicken tycoon dead.
Happy birthday, Kenny Loggins.
Reading glasses hustler sent to prison.
V.19 No.42 |
The Daily Word 10.22.10: Oh where, oh where did my launch codes go, the chickens have been gassed, spinning death clouds descend upon us.
By John Bear [ Fri Oct 22 2010 12:59 AM ]
Whirling death clouds (tornadoes) spotted in south east New Mexico.
Woman drove around with mummy in car for months.
Guy wanted for beating up grandmother, stealing her television.
Exploding pen lands teen in jail.
Two chicken producers switch to gassing the birds rather than just slitting their throats. How nice.
The moon has usable water.
Virginia didn't have text book that says black people fought for the Confederacy reviewed by any experts.
Mel Gibson won't be in The Hangover 2.
Virtual border fence sucks. Hardy har.
Ex-General says nuclear launch card went missing for months.
V.19 No.26 | 7/1/2010
Sergio Salvador salvadorphoto.com
Rincon del Pollo
It’s got the chicken market cornered
By Ari LeVaux
V.19 No.13 | 4/1/2010
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #144: Chicken-Shaped Food
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Sat Apr 3 2010 6:20 AM ]
We break for lunch at a fast-food place. My buddy's order is an animated, life-sized, chicken-shaped food thing that runs, comically around on our table. It has been woven together from strips of chicken cold cuts and is stuffed with a mustard potato salad. I go to the window and order one for myself.
V.19 No.8 | 2/25/2010
By Edith P. Giblets [ Mon Feb 22 2010 2:58 PM ]
I wish there were more opportunities for me, at 34 years old, to be a cheerleader. I know lots of classics, such as this ditty:
How funky is your chicken?
How funky is your chicken?
How loose is your goose?
Our goose is totally loose.
So c’mon all you Eagles fans,
c’mon all you Eagles fans
and shake your caboose.
And shake your caboose.
I also love the one about the hole in the barn wall, though it’s not appropriate for every occasion.
V.19 No.7 | 2/18/2010
Delicious and Easy Teriyaki Chicken Recipe
By Nick Brown [ Wed Feb 17 2010 1:46 PM ]
1) At about 7:00 p.m., put a large chicken thigh in the little crockpot you bought from Walgreen’s for $9.99.
2) Add a little teriyaki sauce. You don’t need much; you only need about as much as you’d put on the chicken thigh if you were going to eat it right then.
3) Cook it on low all night while you’re “sleeping.” In the morning, stir it up with a fork and you have delicious shredded teriyaki chicken meat, suitable for eating on crackers or right out of the bowl. It’s a great way to say “fuck off” to the world. Did I just say that? I thought I was only thinking it.
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