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V.21 No.20 |

news

The Daily Word in fiery semi, unchicken, stripper database

The Daily Word

Minority births are the majority in the U.S.

A semi truck carrying lighter fluid just combusted on I-40.

If you're wondering why there are throngs of people in Albuquerque on Sunday, it's the eclipse.

Will drones spy on us?

Council plans for a stripper database delayed.

Tape dress. Neat.

The world's oldest yoga teacher is 93. And she's a badass.

Republican Super Pac plotting extreme attack ads about President Obama.

Limbless man attempting to swim between five continents.

Coffee drinkers live longer, says my new favorite study.

Fake chicken meat-maker promises new nonflesh will be even better than the real thing.

Gale-force wind in yo face.

V.20 No.24 |

news

The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams

The Daily Word

Mayor Berry close portions of the Bosque.

Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.

Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.

UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.

Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.

Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.

Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.

The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.

Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.

Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.

Iran wants to send a monkey into space.

Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.

Top 10 brands that will disappear next year.

Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.

Your dishwasher is slowly killing you.

This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.

Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.

The earliest American artwork discovered is …

Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.

New iPhone rumor #32.

Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.

The seven types of friends everyone needs.

Happy Birthday John Dillinger!!!

V.20 No.20 | 5/19/2011
Ari LeVaux

Food for Thought

Chicken From Scratch

When the roosters get tough, the tough make coq au vin

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V.20 No.1 |

News

The Daily Word 1.7.11: Letter from a hospital shooter

The Daily Word

Hospital shooting suspect leaves letter for family, says girlfriend hit herself.

On the other hand, girlfriend says shooter hit her when she wouldn't give him money for drugs.

Colorado fire marshal afraid people will burn down houses with marijuana growing equipment.

Impostor horse takes field at race track.

Circumcision. Apparently it keeps women from getting cancer.

Women's tears are a big turn off.

Hungary wants to defuse tension over strict new media law.

Tyson chicken tycoon dead.

Happy birthday, Kenny Loggins.

Reading glasses hustler sent to prison.

V.19 No.42 |

News

The Daily Word 10.22.10: Oh where, oh where did my launch codes go, the chickens have been gassed, spinning death clouds descend upon us.

The Daily Word

Whirling death clouds (tornadoes) spotted in south east New Mexico.

Woman drove around with mummy in car for months.

Guy wanted for beating up grandmother, stealing her television.

Exploding pen lands teen in jail.

Two chicken producers switch to gassing the birds rather than just slitting their throats. How nice.

The moon has usable water.

Virginia didn't have text book that says black people fought for the Confederacy reviewed by any experts.

Mel Gibson won't be in The Hangover 2.

Virtual border fence sucks. Hardy har.

Ex-General says nuclear launch card went missing for months.

V.19 No.26 | 7/1/2010
Convention turns deliciously on its head with green chile   adovada   and red chile chicken.
Sergio Salvador salvadorphoto.com

Restaurant Review

Rincon del Pollo

It’s got the chicken market cornered

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V.19 No.13 | 4/1/2010

dreams

Rowdy’s Dream Blog #144: Chicken-Shaped Food

We break for lunch at a fast-food place. My buddy's order is an animated, life-sized, chicken-shaped food thing that runs, comically around on our table. It has been woven together from strips of chicken cold cuts and is stuffed with a mustard potato salad. I go to the window and order one for myself.

V.19 No.8 | 2/25/2010
A moderately funky chicken
A moderately funky chicken

Go! Stuff!

I wish there were more opportunities for me, at 34 years old, to be a cheerleader. I know lots of classics, such as this ditty:

How funky is your chicken?

How funky is your chicken?

How loose is your goose?

Our goose is totally loose.

So c’mon all you Eagles fans,

c’mon all you Eagles fans

and shake your caboose.

And shake your caboose.

I also love the one about the hole in the barn wall, though it’s not appropriate for every occasion.

V.19 No.7 | 2/18/2010

Delicious and Easy Teriyaki Chicken Recipe

This recipe for teriyaki chicken is a free adaptation of Chris Johnson’s barbecue chicken recipe, and similar to Burl Lugo’s spicy chicken.

1) At about 7:00 p.m., put a large chicken thigh in the little crockpot you bought from Walgreen’s for $9.99.

2) Add a little teriyaki sauce. You don’t need much; you only need about as much as you’d put on the chicken thigh if you were going to eat it right then.

3) Cook it on low all night while you’re “sleeping.” In the morning, stir it up with a fork and you have delicious shredded teriyaki chicken meat, suitable for eating on crackers or right out of the bowl. It’s a great way to say “fuck off” to the world. Did I just say that? I thought I was only thinking it.


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