The Daily Word In Cute Animals That Can Kill You, The Virgin Mary and Pizza Jerks
After a week or so of scrutiny, NBC decided to suspend Brian Williams without pay for six months. DON’T LIE TO THE PEOPLE, BRIAN!
The Virgin Mary was spotted in a Chimayo man’s truck after snowfall. #miracles
Say goodbye to treating your hangover with rhino horns and ivory, because the Obama administration is cracking down on illegal wildlife trafficking.
Iggy Azalea ordered a pizza from Papa John’s and her delivery guy gave her phone number to his family members! What has the world come to when a girl can’t even order a pizza in piece? (See what I did there?)
To everyone celebrating the past few days of glorious weather, PARTY'S OVER!
Some genius made a video of the Dr.Phil show with all dialogue removed. Just awkward staring. Lots of awkward staring.
The Daily Word in flasks, frostbite, Warhol, and head trauma.
The wife of the Georgia Police Chief who accidentally shot her is in fair condition.
In local news, this Chimayo resident’s ‘70s prom pic ended up on the front of a flask.
Meanwhile, Taos residences may have to resort to carrying flasks if this law is passed.
It’s so cold in Minnesota exposed skin will get frostbite in ten minutes.
Prince Andrew’s sex scandal is making headlines.
Get ready for a bunch of Warhol exhibits.
Now worry about invisible bombs.
A hermaphroditic bird with unusual coloring has been spotted.
A Myth, Hatched
The Daily Word in awesome Canada, Opposite Day and the sinking ghost ship
Thousands pilgrimage to Chimayó today.
Las Vegas, N.M., fights fracking and bans oil and gas drilling.
Why Canada should be cheered for ditching the penny.
Menacing Easter bunnies.
Kid sells his kidney for an iPhone.
Marine Corps pilot says he played tag with a UFO in the ’70s.
Guy gets naked for Opposite Day.
Jesus appears in duct tape in Albuquerque.
Coast Guard sinks a ghost ship with a cannon.
Ex-Gov. Gary Johnson says making Gov. Susana Martinez the veep pick would be Sarah Palin, Part Deux.
Smallest town in the States sells for only $900,000.
Why Catholics really eat fish on Fridays.
Pit bull takes a bullet for his owner.
Chevy Chase is an asshole.
7 Religious Wonders
Give thanks for these spiritual sites
The Daily Word 4.02.10: Bio Care Inc., Ed Roberts, fight club
Police say Bio Care Inc. sent human heads and torsos to a medical waste facility in Kansas.
Johnny Tapia goes back to jail.
Pay cuts at city hall.
The Chimayó pilgrimage has begun.
Ed Roberts died. He's the man in Albuquerque who made the first personal computer and inspired Bill Gates and Paul Allen.
Obama to pressure Iran about its nuclear program.
U.S. adds 162,000 jobs, but the unemployment rate doesn't budge.
Doctor won't treat those who voted for Obama.