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V.24 No.19 | 5/7/2015

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The Daily Word in infectious semen, rogue fecal matter, a chihuahua treehouse and the King of Surf Guitar

By Constance Moss [ Mon May 4 2015 11:29 AM ]
The Daily Word

The Ebola virus can be found in semen 6 months after treatment. The CDC has given us yet another reason to avoid having unprotected sex.

Sean Penn's Malibu estate is on the market.

A chihuahua was found living inside a tree.

Grace Lee Whitney, an actress from the original Star Trek series, has died at the age of 85.

China broke the Guinness World Record for the most facials given at one time.

This 10-year-old in Paraguay is being denied an abortion after allegedly being raped by her stepfather.

Freedom of assembly is being revoked in many democratic countries around the globe.

Do you have a beard? It may have poop on it.

Learn what it's like to have two vaginas.

A very important baby was born over the weekend.

Former Poison singer Bret Michaels has embarked on his country music career.

Happy birthday to Dick Dale, who turns 78 today!

V.24 No.18 | 4/30/2015
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Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary
From Arkansas to China, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.24 No.11 | 03/12/2015

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The Daily Word in baby chicks, poodles and Danny DeVito

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Mar 18 2015 9:36 AM ]
The Daily Word

Did you really need that last Guinness last night? Probably not! Who cares, here is the Daily Word.

This year the New Mexico State Fair will feature a roller coaster that is being built in Italy!

Because all of the news today is dramatically terrible, here is a video of a Chinese man’s dog dressed as a schoolgirl walking on its hind legs for a mile.

Watch baby chicks hatch on this webcam!

Are you hung over from partying last night? Drink water! And find a good breakfast burrito near you!

A list of the 10 most badass goddesses.

$2 million will be given to local nonprofits serving the homeless community, but some aren’t impressed with the way the funds will be spent.

Get to know Danny DeVito and have a great Wednesday!

V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015

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The Daily Word in Super Bowl, sex changes, swords, and seeing shadows

By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Feb 2 2015 12:27 PM ]
The Daily Word

The Patriots won the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl commercials were bland this year.

Bruce Jenner is transitioning into life as a woman.

A new dinosaur was discovered in China.

An Albuquerque toddler shot his parents with a handgun.

Here are the rules for buying food with love at McDonald’s.

Tablets and phones might damage toddlers’ brains.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.

Here are five things you didn’t know about Groundhog Day, the movie.

A ‘Power Rangers’ actor is accused of killing his roommate with a sword.

Our next alibi issue is our special love issue and will feature sex toy reviews by members of the alibi staff. In the meantime, here are a few sex toys you may want to stay away from.

Vladimir Putin has resumed the war in Ukraine.

Back in December, the Russian court banned the music and artwork of Cannibal Corpse.

You can see Cannibal Corpse in the land of the free tonight at the Sunshine theater, along with Behemoth, Aeon, and Tribulation.

V.24 No.4 | 1/22/2015
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary
From Norway to Alabama, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.49 | 12/4/2014
Odds and Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From China to Texas, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.44 | 10/30/2014
Odds and Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From China to Georgia, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.42 | 10/16/2014
Odds and Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From China to Virginia, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.41 | 10/9/2014
Odds and Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
It’s funny because it happened to someone else, in China, Georgia, Japan, Oregon and New York.
V.23 No.40 | 10/2/2014
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

By Renee Chavez, Constance Moss and Carl Petersen
From China to Idaho, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.36 | 9/4/2014
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary
From Florida to China, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.35 | 8/28/2014

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The Daily Word in earthquakes, butter knives and rattlesnakes

By Carl Petersen [ Tue Aug 26 2014 12:57 PM ]
The Daily Word

California’s latest earthquake spilled a lot of fancy wine.

Rest in peace, Richard Attenborough.

Fugitives should think twice about taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Suge Knight was shot at Chris Brown’s pre-VMA party. And then there was a video awards thing.

A new butter knife can spread hard butter.

Finally, there’s a USB cable that plugs in either way.

China is developing a super-sonic submarine.

New Mexico extends its luke-warm welcome to the uninvited Mojave rattler.

Two suspects were arrested in connection with shots fired at the Cottages.

An APD standoff at Bank of America near Nob Hill ended peacefully.

Happy birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus.

V.23 No.24 |

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The Daily Word in hungry gators, a stegomastodon skull and a POW's return

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Jun 13 2014 9:34 AM ]
The Daily Word

Colleges look at fraternities to ease the pressure.

Secretary of State John Kerry sent a message to Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, urging Iraqis to “come together,” as Al Qaeda-inspired militants continue their march toward Baghdad.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, an American prisoner of war, has been returned to the states.

A priest was shot and killed at a church in Phoenix, Ariz., while another was wounded.

Bobby Lee Pearson, who was on trial for a burglary charge, died in a fight mere hours after being acquitted.

You don't want your gun? Take it to the landfill!

Two Chinese nationals were apprehended and face federal charges for trying to buy military sensors from an Albuquerque company and smuggle them back to China.

Doctors at UNM Hospital are trying to reconstruct an 8-month-old child's organs after she was allegedly raped by her mother's boyfriend.

It's a stegomastodon skull!

A Louisiana tour guide likes to swim with gators … and feed them … with his mouth.

V.23 No.15 |

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The Daily Word in Google drones, banning cars from the Santa Fe plaza and rumours of an AC/DC breakup have snowballed

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 15 2014 11:46 AM ]
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Albuquerque police and family members are looking for this mentally disabled kid who ran away from school on April 9th. He was last seen (by this writer) in the 4th and Central area yesterday evening.

Tuesday April 15th 2014: your taxes are due.

There was blood on the moon last night.

Google bought a drone company in Moriarty, New Mexico.

The mayor of Santa Fe wants to make the plaza pedestrian-only.

Pollution in China is affecting the weather.

Things are heating up in Ukraine.

Pulitzers were announced.

Dr. Kevorkian painted a lot of surreal and creepy pictures.

There is a smoke ring halo over England.

Munich has "official nudist zones".

It was a long way to the top in this dog eat dog world, but it now looks like the end of the highway for AC/DC.

V.23 No.8 |

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The Daily Word in Detroit's bankruptcy, racism at Ole Miss and a Twix obsession

By Mark Lopez [ Fri Feb 21 2014 9:46 AM ]
The Daily Word

President Obama is meeting with the Dalai Lama today. And China ain't happy about it.

A court will hear several groups' petitions for appeal regarding Detroit's eligibility to file for bankruptcy protection.

Someone wants to split Cali into six parts...

Racism is still brewing at Ole Miss.

A murder suspect was found living and working in an Albuquerque motel. Do I hear discount?

A stabbing in northwest Albuquerque sent three people to the hospital, and police think they have all the suspects in custody.

Brandon Villalobos' lawyer says that his lack of mental capacity could be a key component in his defense. Villalobos is accused of killing 12-year-old Alex Madrid.

Now, I love a good Twix. But this is dedication.

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