V.22 No.20 | 5/16/2013
A chocolate box
Theobroma is sublime reality
Imagine a barrel-sized vat filled to the brim with melted chocolate, swirling in an unending and hypnotic cycle. Luscious chocolate spins before your eyes, and your mouth begins to water. Continue picturing that, and add copious trays of chocolate-covered strawberries, truffles, candy molds in every shape imaginable and an abundance of delight. The phrase “like a kid in a candy store” resonated with me at Theobrama, as I stood in awe of all the delicious treats surrounding me.
Theobroma Chocolatier is Albuquerque’s own Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Located at Tramway and Montgomery, this quaint shop proffers all the goodness you could ever want. Their ingredients include bulk chocolate from the company founded by the guy who invented milk chocolate in Switzerland. It’s hard to beat that standard. For the past few weeks, I’ve reaped the benefits of having a friend working in the chocolate business. Every time I see him, I’m presented with some confectionary concoction he created that day at Theobroma. Needless to say, I’ve been beyond grateful.
It wasn’t until I visited the store that I really understood the mastery of the process. The chocolate here is virtually all handmade, from hand-dipped Oreos to caramel-filled chocolates, you can guarantee it was constructed by skilled hands. A personal favorite of mine is their signature Cortez Crunch bar, a concoction of layers of dark and milk chocolate, separated by the perfect amount of smooth caramel. It might actually be the best chocolate bar out there, and I’m not exaggerating in the slightest.
I’ve sampled boxes of truffles, chocolate and caramel-covered popcorn, chocolate-mint pecans, and so much more in the past month; I cannot even begin to tell you. Theobroma creates some serious sugar cravings and exceeds at fulfilling them. Chocolate, they say, is addictive and I may need rehab, but I simply refuse. Theobroma Chocolatier has me hooked and I never plan on giving them—or their chocolates—up.
V.21 No.41 | 10/11/2012
The Daily Word in missiles, meth and mind reading.
There are 350 million depressed people.
North Korea says its missiles can hit the US mainland.
A 132 year old woman died.
Fart teasing led to murder.
When was the last time you played with your sound effect buttons?
Here's a bird falling into a chocolate fountain.
Look at this optical illusion and shake your head side to side. It looks kind of like there's a person there.
Try this creepy mind reader!
Who is Benjamin Kyle?
The Amityville house is back on the market.
A man died in a deadly bug eating contest.
He is actually Luke's father.
The super-sonic skydive is on hold. But might happen … I don’t know.
The cops caught a guy with three pounds of meth.
Happy birthday John Entwistle.
V.21 No.13 | 3/29/2012
The Daily Word in medical marijuana ninjas, world’s tiniest puppy and the chicken man
Syria accepts a United Nations ceasefire proposal.
Could this tiny puppy in California put the entire world on adorable alert?
A medical marijuana deliveryman is robbed by ninjas armed with batons.
The home of the “Chicken Man” in Roswell explodes.
Trayvon Martin’s mother is attempting to trademark two phrases that include the name of her son.
A new study shows that eating chocolate helps keep you thin. What?
North Korea tests a long-range rocket on Monday despite warnings from President Obama.
If you want a photo with Newt, you’re gonna have to cough up $50.
Zooey Deschanel remembers growing up on the set of “Twin Peaks.” I just now discovered her mother played Eileen.
Brothels and pimping are legalized in Ontario, Canada in an effort to make prostitution less dangerous.
Somebody needs to order me a subscription to The Conservative Teen, and they needed to do it yesterday.
V.21 No.6 | 2/9/2012
Sergio Salvador salvadorphoto.com
A Recipe for Love
Albuquerque’s best chefs share a five-star dinner at home
Courtesy of Posh Chocolat
Food for Thought
Chocolate’s Dark Side
The controversial life of cacao beans
V.20 No.42 | 10/20/2011
Sergio Salvador salvadorphoto.com
Raw ambition in the City Different
V.20 No.17 | 4/28/2011
Courtesy of the New Mexico Tourism Department. Photograph by James Orr.
Anthropologists have discovered cacao residue in pottery unearthed at Chaco Canyon, raising questions about how and when the tropical bean got here, and how our Southwestern ancestors made use of the stuff. (My money's on chocolate fry bread, but maybe that's just wishful thinking.) Join the Maxwell Museum of Anthropology for A Place at Mother Earth’s Table, two days of thought- and hunger-provoking topics on food and culture. Friday opens up with an expert's take on the Chaco-cacao mystery at 7 p.m. in UNM's Anthropology Lecture Hall 163. Saturday brings a discussion of coffee, tea and chocolate beverages at 2 p.m. (same hall), followed by a tasting of of modern beverages that use ancient ingredients at 3 p.m. in Hibben Center. Visit unm.edu/~maxwell or call 277-4405 for more details.
V.20 No.15 | 4/14/2011
Bean Juice and Chocohol
Southwest Chocolate and Coffee Fest
In 1662, a cardinal in the Vatican sagely ruled that "Liquidum non frangit jejunum." The gist was: Liquids, chocolate among them, do not constitute a break in fasting. So it's no harm, no foul for you chocolate- and coffee- loving masochists who've been avoiding the brown stuff. The Pope is on your side this weekend at the Southwest Chocolate and Coffee Fest—as are nearly 40 local chocolatiers, coffee roasters, caterers, bakeries and breweries. (Beer is a liquid, yes?) There'll also be cooking demos, seminars and live entertainment. Oh, and kid and adult chocolate eating contests will happen throughout the weekend. For a $5 registration fee, contestants will get Toll House chocolate chip cookies, a scoop of Nestle chocolate ice cream and a bottle of Nestle chocolate milk. The first person who finishes wins. Get all the gooey details and advance tickets ($8 per day, or get a weekend pass for $15) at chocolateandcoffeefest.com.
V.18 No.47 | 11/19/2009
Food Lover's Gift Guide
Sweet gifts from a trio of local food artisans
Fractal Frequencies with Kate Star Cherry • trance, dance at Blackbird Buvette
Atomic STEaM Photography Show at National Museum of Nuclear Science and History
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