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Cryptid Alert

Cryptid Alert: Loren Coleman Is Skeptical about Ben Radford’s Chupacabra(s) Theory

Internationally renowned cryptozoologist Loren “Come to My Cryptozoology Museum” Coleman has weighed in on Alibi columnist Ben Radford’s theory that the chupacabras is actually Natasha Henstridge. Though he congratulates Ben on his ingenious explanation of the chupacabras phenomenon, Coleman plays the skeptic this time. It’s backwards day!

Coleman and Radford are actually on friendly terms; Ben spoke highly of him at our company Christmas party a couple years ago. Nevertheless, Loren bashed Ben for taking a hike a few months ago. Oh, well. I took a poke at Coleman once with hilarious results.

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    Brother’s Day Celebration 2010

    The Brother’s Day Mountain of Taco Bell Chalupas
    The Brother’s Day Mountain of Taco Bell Chalupas

    Saturday was Brother’s Day. We wore fake moustaches and set off fireworks until the neighbors complained. We had chupacabras meat, dried octopus and pizza rolls. We broke open a home-made piñata full of weird mexican candy and had a coyote calling contest until the neighbors complained. We had a snowball fight with snowballs trucked in from the East Mountains. That’s it until next year.

    Uncle Jo’s Brother’s Day Bolo Tie
    Uncle Jo’s Brother’s Day Bolo Tie
    The Brother’s Day Table of Weird Food
    The Brother’s Day Table of Weird Food
    The Crackling Brother’s Day Fire
    The Crackling Brother’s Day Fire
    The Brother’s Day Piñata
    The Brother’s Day Piñata
    Brother’s Day Piñata Prizes
    Brother’s Day Piñata Prizes
    I Mashed a Giant Marshmallow so it Looked like a Vagina
    I Mashed a Giant Marshmallow so it Looked like a Vagina
    Not to be Outdone, Uncle Jo Molded a Marshmallow “Elephant Head”
    Not to be Outdone, Uncle Jo Molded a Marshmallow “Elephant Head”
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