V.24 No.21 | 05/21/2015
The Daily Word in vandalized cemeteries, artistic crepes and an officer fatality in Rio Rancho
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 26 2015 11:27 AM ]
A Rio Rancho police officer was shot and killed yesterday.
A well-known Canadian journalist is accused of inventing facts.
The mom jailed for not allowing her son to be circumcised relented. Snip.
Sales of paper for newspapers are way down. Sales of toilet paper are up.
Check out these amazing super hero crepes.
Early 80's punk rock tv show from L.A., "New Wave Theater", is now complete on YouTube.
V.24 No.20 | 05/14/2015
The Daily Word in groin-stomping cops, an incarcerated intactivist and the Russian dynamite death chair act
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 19 2015 2:39 PM ]
Video shows NM State Policeman stomping on a dead suspect's groin.
A developer is asking Albuquerque City Council to lake a second look at its plan to renovate/precerve the historic DeAnza Motel.
Sunday's biker shootout involved a gang that was not invited to the meeting at Twin Peaks.
Learn about the thriving dirty panties market.
Tomorrow is Letterman's last night.
Authorities have seized Pirate Bay's two highest profile domains.
V.24 No.10 | 03/05/2015
The Daily Word in Breaking Bad pizza, iPhone hacking and court-mandated circumcision
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Mar 11 2015 11:19 AM ]
Good morning, it’s Wednesday, March 11,
and the New Mexico senate has killed an anti-union bill,
Sandia Labs is trying to hack into your iPhone,
Breaking Bad fans keep throwing pizzas on some lady’s NE Heights home,
video game designers still don’t know how boobs work,
members of the University of Oklahoma’s SAE fraternity are sorry for being so racist,
and a Florida woman is running from the law because she doesn’t want her 4-year-old son circumcised.
Have a great day!
V.21 No.36 |
The Daily Word in typos, Wells Fargo, Larry Flynt, bed bugs, and Fords
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Sep 9 2012 9:53 AM ]
Call the State Police instead: Rio Arriba County Sheriff's department will no longer be open after eight pm.
A typo and confusion over the ballot process may prevent Burquenos from voting on a minimum wage hike.
Students in China's Jiangsu province say they are being forced to manufacture the iPhone 5.
R.E.M. doesn't like the "puff adder brand of reportage" at Fox News.
The mystery of the "West Seattle hum" is solved.
People are on edge about circumcision in Germany.
Wells Fargo fired a man for using a fake dime at a laundromat 49 years ago.
Gah! Bed bugs in the literature section.
Larry Flynt is offering one million dollars to anyone who produces Mitt Romney's tax records.
Oldest Ford in existence is up for auction.
On this day in 1958, Runaway Lita Ford was born.
V.21 No.9 |
The Daily Word: Sony is closing downtown ABQ studio; greasing a shaved baby sloth; circumcision news; Rush Limbaugh's Dr. Lauraesque diarrhea of the mouth
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Mar 4 2012 12:26 PM ]
Expanded weekend police presence in downtown Albuquerque.
Sony pictures' post-production studio in Albuquerque is closing.
check out this new search engine, Duck Duck Go.
When they meet next week, Israel's Prime Minister will ask Obama to support an attack on Iran.
Picture gallery of stupid QR codes and stupid QR code placement.
The FCC wants to know if you think it's ok for cities and other public and private bodies to suspend wireless service when those institutions deem fit.
You are not going to believe how this circumcision went fatally wrong.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh's wacked out rant about a law student's sex life.
"A Ride of Death." 1940's Police Safety Council bicycle safety pamphlet with illustrations. "Result: cracked skull... and death."
BP settled with a large number of plaintiffs in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill case.
Step one, shave baby sloth. Step two, grease up baby sloth with lard. Step three, clothe baby sloth in a onesy.
On this day in 1837, the City of Chicago was invented.
V.20 No.16 |
The Daily Word: Long Form Birth Certificate, Secret Nazi UFOs, Rainbow Poo
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Apr 27 2011 10:21 AM ]
Apple to update iPhones and iPads to fix location tracking.
Dude, it's cold out today.
General Petraeus will be nominated to be the new director of the CIA.
San Francisco may ban circumcisions.
Homeless woman is facing 20 years in prison for sending her child to the wrong school.
Coming soon: Rainbow poo.
Santa Fe deputy caught on camera shoplifting.
Hitler ordered the creation of Nazi UFOs to destroy London and New York.
Entire new order of insects discovered at South African truck stop.
Anti-gay hate crime leads to eight horses killed in a barn fire.
William S. Burroughs (who died in 1997) is on trial for corrupting Turkish morals.
The Sony Playstation Network outage looks much worse than originally thought.
Budget cuts force SETI to shut down its telescope facility.
A guide to making people feel old.
Will women's clothing ever be standardized?
You can listen to the Beastie Boys new album here.
You have a month to rescue your photos from Friendster.
Unstoppable raft of fire ants is waiting for you.
The world's most powerful laser is being built in Eastern Europe.
Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay what you can restaurant in New Jersey.
Marshfield, Massachusetts: the town that banned Pac Man.
Pittsburgh has a ninja problem.
14 serial killers who were never captured.
Six of the rarest of rare-earth minerals.
V.20 No.17 | 4/28/2011
The Daily Word with Bryan Cranston, No Circumcision, Expensive Space Flights
By Adam Fox [ Tue Apr 26 2011 10:28 AM ]
Only 38% of Americans believe that Obama was born in the USA.
Coffee prices are at a 34-year high.
Turn this into a movie! Police arrive at a crime scene to see a man pick up a circular saw and cut off his leg.
More excellent feature film fodder; a sword fight breaks out in a NYC Sikh temple.
“Breaking Bad” star Bryan Cranston shoots this sweet promotional vid for a celebrity charity softball game at Isotopes Park.
A man is caught on tape peeing on cough drops in a drug store.
A woman is offering a $100,000 after a politically-
Start saving; a trip to space on Virgin Galactic will run you a cool $200,000.
Albuquerque Tortilla Company has been sold to Mission Foods for $8.8 million. :(
Flavor Flav’s chicken restaurant closes after just four months.
A man breaks into a Christian radio station and threatens to rape the host.
A ban on circumcision could be on San Francisco’s November voting ballot.
Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou for some of today’s links.
V.20 No.1 |
The Daily Word 1.7.11: Letter from a hospital shooter
By John Bear [ Fri Jan 7 2011 9:22 AM ]
Hospital shooting suspect leaves letter for family, says girlfriend hit herself.
On the other hand, girlfriend says shooter hit her when she wouldn't give him money for drugs.
Colorado fire marshal afraid people will burn down houses with marijuana growing equipment.
Impostor horse takes field at race track.
Circumcision. Apparently it keeps women from getting cancer.
Women's tears are a big turn off.
Hungary wants to defuse tension over strict new media law.
Tyson chicken tycoon dead.
Happy birthday, Kenny Loggins.
Reading glasses hustler sent to prison.
V.18 No.31 | 7/30/2009
Cut It Out!
By Edith P. Giblets [ Wed Jul 29 2009 3:34 PM ]
Author Michael Chabon—who’s known for writing a bit about his tribe, the Jews—is railing against the perversity of circumcision. He writes in his new memoir Manhood for Amateurs, "Mutilation [is] the only honest name for this raw act that my wife and I have twice invited men with knives to come into our house and perform, in the presence of all our friends and family, with a nice buffet and Weekend Cake from Just Desserts.”
Recently, when talking with our expecting friends, circumcision came up. When I said I’d be for it, my husband, who is circumcised, gave me a horrified look, as if I’d just said, “Let’s watch NASCAR,” or “I’m going to grow dreadlocks.”
Most adult males born after the ‘50s are circumcised, though more and more parents are choosing to leave their son with a turtleneck. To be honest, I don’t know that I’ve seen an uncircumcised penis outside of an unfortunate incident involving a friend’s dad and his inability to lock the bathroom door. (This is not an invitation, creeps.)
So, would you snip your kid?
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