A Siamang monkey escaped from the Biopark Zoo this weekend and I missed it.
It’s been proven that the early 2000’s will obviously never die. Now what about bringing back those 2000’s fashion trends?
The day has come where we bid farewell to what we thought would be never ending memes. Leonardo DiCaprio has finally one an Oscar. *tears of joy and support*
Donald Trump may not be a big hit but these piñata’s definitely are.
Catch me putting away my bag of chips and actually sticking to my New Years resolution with this new fitness program coming to Albuquerque.
The future is now. Or just another ridiculous new trend.
It is National Coffee Day.
CYFD shut down an Albuquerque daycare center after it was discovered that a worker had regularly been "mistreating" babies.
A large bundle of weed fell out of the sky and crushed a dog house.
Bigot county clerk Kim Davis has Pope Francis in her corner.
Whole Foods is laying off 1500 employees in order to cut prices in it's stores.
Working class genius.
Spin me, right round.
Devil in the details.
Rhythms of life.
Phobias, now is glorious technicolor!
Severe weather is killing and disappearing people in Texas and Oklahoma.
Ever wondered who invented Memorial Day?
Daily coffee consumption could be the reason your wiener is working properly.
Colorado is throwing $100 Million in good taxpayer money after bad for the completion of this colossal construction failure.
While on the way to Ruidoso via motorcycle, a woman was struck by lightning.
A male Flight Attendant was caught smuggling passports in his skivvies and has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.
It’s the 10th anniversary of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch.
A Santa Fe vandal almost won the Darwin Award.
Who won at the 2014 Grammy Awards?
Finally. Combat Gum.
China’s Jade Rabbit crapped out.
Should major cities ban cars?
Richard Sherman is smart.
The French make bad coffee, claim coffee snobs.
The new Star Wars script is done.
What happens if you try to fly weed out of Colorado?
George gave me a credit card knife. It’s cool.
An El Paso woman died skiing at Ski Apache.
Happy birthday Patton Oswalt.