V.21 No.48 | 11/29/2012
Know Thy Virus
How to avoid a snot-filled winter
By Whitny Doyle
From nurse columnist Whitny Doyle’s perch at a busy primary care clinic, the waning daylight is an ominous harbinger of abundant infectious nastiness. Here’s how to prevent illness or know what you’ve caught.
V.20 No.16 |
The Daily Word: Long Form Birth Certificate, Secret Nazi UFOs, Rainbow Poo
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Apr 27 2011 10:21 AM ]
Apple to update iPhones and iPads to fix location tracking.
Dude, it's cold out today.
General Petraeus will be nominated to be the new director of the CIA.
San Francisco may ban circumcisions.
Homeless woman is facing 20 years in prison for sending her child to the wrong school.
Coming soon: Rainbow poo.
Santa Fe deputy caught on camera shoplifting.
Hitler ordered the creation of Nazi UFOs to destroy London and New York.
Entire new order of insects discovered at South African truck stop.
Anti-gay hate crime leads to eight horses killed in a barn fire.
William S. Burroughs (who died in 1997) is on trial for corrupting Turkish morals.
The Sony Playstation Network outage looks much worse than originally thought.
Budget cuts force SETI to shut down its telescope facility.
A guide to making people feel old.
Will women's clothing ever be standardized?
You can listen to the Beastie Boys new album here.
You have a month to rescue your photos from Friendster.
Unstoppable raft of fire ants is waiting for you.
The world's most powerful laser is being built in Eastern Europe.
Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay what you can restaurant in New Jersey.
Marshfield, Massachusetts: the town that banned Pac Man.
Pittsburgh has a ninja problem.
14 serial killers who were never captured.
Six of the rarest of rare-earth minerals.
V.20 No.6 |
Alibi Flickr Photo of the Day
By Tom Nayder [ Thu Feb 10 2011 2:54 PM ]
V.20 No.5 |
The Daily Word 02.03.11: Freaking cold, Cairo, Mona Lisa
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Feb 3 2011 10:23 AM ]
The animals at the zoo are cold.
Lots of broken furnaces.
And plenty of people are without gas.
Violence in Cairo.
Was Mona Lisa da Vinci's boyfriend?
A former first lady or a pop singer will probably be Haiti's next president.
How meditation alters your brain.
Obama talks about his faith.
Keeping little girls extra clean makes them sick.
V.20 No.1 | ?
It’s witch-nip cold out there
By Marisa Demarco [ Fri Dec 31 2010 3:10 PM ]
Isolated snow showers this evening, says this weather site. A low of five degrees.
Y’all drive extra sober on those icy roads.
I’m such a New Mexican babycry. When the wind blows on me today, I can’t stand it. How/why do people live in really cold places?
V.18 No.46 | 11/12/2009
By Laura Marrich
It's Week Two of the Cold That Wouldn't Die. You haven't experienced flavor in just as long, thanks to your suicidal sinuses. You're achy all over. And as your former loved ones will attest, you've maxed out the credit on your Whining Card. It's time to take this thing down for the count. It's time to make Jewish chicken soup—bubbe's way, with the whole chicken and the dill. Even if your schmutz doesn't disappear completely, once you see how easy from-scratch chicken broth is, you'll never go back to canned.
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