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The Daily Word in Russians need more sex, gonorrhea needs a cure and every tyrant needs a lover

Russian Prime Minister Valdimir Putin encourages his people to start having more sex to help a shrinking population.

A football coach resigns after accidentally posting a naked picture on Facebook.

The Center for Disease Control issues a warning that gonorrhea may soon become incurable.

A TSA agent gets creepy with a female passenger and makes her walk through a naked body scanner three times.

Love letters from some of history’s most notorious tyrants. Who knew Josef “I’m as lonely as a horned owl” Stalin could be such a softie?

New Mexico braces with all their might for the fire and brimstone unholiness that is gay marriage attemps on Valentine’s Day!

A father plays a pornographic film instead of The Smurfs at his child’s birthday party. Easy mistake.

Trips to Croatia’s incredibly awesome Museum of Broken Relationships nearly doubles on Valentine’s Day. Wonder how ticket sales compare to Iceland’s Phallological Museum?

Studies show a homeowner does better in the dating department than a renter.

In Santa Fe, the Senate approves a proposal to impose restrictions on undocumented immigrants getting driver’s licenses.

Again? Two Columbine High School students are injured in a campus hammer attack.

President Obama erases $226 million from the Mars exploration program and my dreams of martian discovery in one fell swoop.

Happy Valentine’s Day, from André 3000 and OutKast.

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The Daily Word: Gary For President, iPhones Track Your Every Move, Glowing Pork

Former governor Gary Johnson skips the exploratory committee and announces he is running for president.

UNM President David Schmidly says he won't seek contract extension.

NMSO is bankrupt.

Your iPhone keeps a record of everywhere you go.

Homemade bombs found at mall near Columbine High School.

How to get ready to be fired.

Stranger catches toddler falling from Florida hotel balcony.

People fake being sick to get sympathy online.

Michigan police are using cellphone hacking devices during routine traffic stops.

BP sues Transocean for at least $40 billion for the Gulf oil disaster.

The Weird Al / Lady Gaga feud appears settled.

A professor vanished into another dimension.

Internet sex joke goes here.

Director of the Oscar-nominated documentary Restrepo and Pulitzer Prize-nominated photographer Chris Hondros were killed in Libya.

Glee extra tweets career-ending spoiler.

Looks like Gordon Ramsay has a real kitchen nightmare on his hands. Get it?

It's science: cancelled TV shows make you sad.

How did you think you'd look in junderpants?

Something tells me this guy is in a gang.

Make a bunny rabbit cake for Easter!

Glowing blue pork found in China.

Jerry Seinfeld pulls out of a Donald Trump-sponsored benefit.

Robot throws out first pitch, chokes.

Happy birthday Tony Danza!!!

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    Tech N9ne6.15.2014