NYC has a new cold weather cockroach.
The Japanese have invented the world’s thinnest condom.
Funny band names of 2013.
You write like a girl.
Enjoy Rebecca Black’s new song “Saturday.”
Get ready for Facebook’s new Sympathize Button.
What happened to the lost colony of Roanoke?
Travel through time with 50 years of toys.
Enjoy the latest batch of awkward family photos.
There were over 35 car crashes in Albuquerque yesterday.
Happy birthday Michael Dorn.
It's all good guys, Mitt Romney probably pays 15% in taxes.
State House Speaker Ben Lujan has lung cancer and will not seek re-election.
Someone threw a smokebomb at the White House.
Why are your favorite websites dark today?
Governor Martinez emphasizes education and tax cuts in the State of the State address.
LAPD is treating the human head found in a bag near the Hollywood sign as a possible homicide.
Over a million signatures collected in Wisconsin to recall its Republican governor.
Los Angeles City Council approves measure requiring porn actors to wear condoms.
Joe Paterno has never heard of "rape and a man" before.
The FDA says black licorice can be bad for your health. And it's gross.
The Palestinian Muppets need to have a telethon.
If dinosaurs were alive today, what would they look like?
A lost animated version of The Hobbit by Gene Deitch has been rediscovered.
This Angry Brides game sounds about right.
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
8 things the Internet ruined.
Person killed in overnight crash.
APD votes no confidence in Darren White.
Police nab suspects accused of stealing over 700,000 condoms.
Art made by kids thrown away.
Three officers injured in two days.
Cubs missing from bear sculpture.
Bahrain troops fire on crowds.
Dude had knife in head for four years without noticing.
Justin Bieber is against abortion, even in cases of rape.
Five killed in multi-vehicle crash.
Lobo Lucy was groped, according to APD.
No condoms for APS students, say emotional parents.
New major at UNM.
Interpol issues an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Ex-VP will be charged in a Nigerian bribery case.
Holy matrimony! Same-sex couples can't divorce in Iowa.
Ant-covered Jesus smote.
Usher Molests Inanimate Objects: A Guide
Eminem hoards Grammy nods for his tired b.s.
300 sextillion real stars!