V.23 No.38 | 9/18/2014
Food for Thought
Goode (Pot) Cookery
The basics of edible marijuana munchies
Eric Castillo looks beyond the pot brownie.
V.23 No.26 | 6/26/2014
The Mighty Booch
Kombucha Revolution: 75 Recipes for Homemade Brews, Fixers, Elixirs and Mixers
Welcome to the strange, delicious and healthful world of fermented “mushroom tea.”
V.22 No.30 | 7/25/2013
Delicious Reading Is On the Menu
Steal the Menu: A Memoir of Forty Years in Food
If anyone’s going to have some good stories about the food world, it’sThe New York Times food editor. Julian Wolf has the tasty scoop.
It’ll Make You Beg for Seconds
Cinnamon and Gunpowder
Ahoy! Raise a pint of pineapple-banana cider to this review of a rollicking new tale.
V.21 No.49 | 12/6/2012
The Worst Cooking on the Web
The Internet can be both incredibly helpful and affirming: a vast repository of all the world's knowledge; a great town hall where minds can meet across cultures and countries and share their ideas and insights; a truly global community. But anyone who has spent more than an hour online knows that it can also be a seedy freak show and a sometimes disturbing glimpse into how truly pathetic so many of us humans really are.
Like every other aspect of the web, online cooking videos land all over that spectrum. Now, any other day I might choose to point you to the best that are available, but because it’s Monday morning, I’m in the mood for a train wreck. So, let me present to you the worst cooking videos on the Internet as judged by a panel of one expert (me). Oh, sure, there may be grosser or more depraved ones out there, but as far as I'm concerned, these three are unmatched in terms of reducing the human condition to its most piteous.
3. Steven Reed's Chili Cheese Dip
Apparently, somebody at Weber State University thought that the student body there could benefit from a how-to series on cooking simple, economical meals. That doesn’t seem like a bad idea until you see the execution. This is "cooking" at its most basic: two things are (barely) mixed together and then heated. But come on, a jar of processed cheese and a can of chili?
I don't know what worries me more, that a person in a decision-making position at Weber State thought that their students could use instructions on opening cans and then microwaving the contents, or that those students might actually need those instructions.
Or maybe the fact that the laconic, shuffling host is a convicted sex offender.
2. Popcorn Cereal
This one is slightly less sad than Reed's video, if only because this guy actually manages to successfully cook popcorn and he doesn't even need a microwave to do it. That's not much of an achievement, though, and in the end this is still a video by a dude who thinks that pouring tap water into a bowl of popcorn counts as some kind of recipe.
1. Hot Dogs and Peaches
Ugh. This one is a straight-up nightmare. Not a scary monster chasing you through endless hallways sort of nightmare, but the kind where unpleasant and dangerous things are happening and nothing makes sense. Random fires break out. There's a toilet in the kitchen. A mumbling man decides that hot dogs blended with peaches would make a good drink.
I hold out hope that some aspects of this video are a joke (seriously, hot dogs and peaches?), But even if the vlogger is pulling our leg a little bit, that doesn't change the fact that this fetid hellhole is his kitchen. Piles of garbage on the floor, the stove and sink filled with filthy dishes and random appliances, that toilet; whether or not the “cooking” is a prank, the (miserable, squalid) joke is still on him.
So, those are my nominees for the worst cooking on the web. But if there is one golden rule about awful things on the Internet, it is that there is always more, and it is always worse. Feel free to share your own nominees, barring any pornographic cooking videos, which almost certainly exist, but which I’d very much like to continue being ignorant of.
V.21 No.43 | 10/25/2012
A Fly in Your Soup?
It’s good protein
While I was doing some research for an article about the ABQ BioPark's third annual Creeping, Crawling Cuisine dinner, I found myself in some strange corners of the Internet. Happily, I also discovered the, Girl Meets Bug blog, which is written by one Daniella Martin, a woman who is on a personal crusade to make insect eating hip. Or at least, not reviled.
Her blog covers all manner of related topics, from insectivorous recipes, to cultural critique, to suspenseful descriptions of her pet whip scorpion stalking and eating a grasshopper. Her writing is light and humorous and, as her (unfortunately short-lived) video cooking show proves, she's got a lot of charisma. The insect eating lifestyle couldn't ask for a better ambassador.
V.21 No.14 | 4/5/2012
There’s Always Room for Jell-O
“Sweet Genius” on Food Network
V.20 No.40 | 10/6/2011
4 p.m. Slump
Drunk cooking is the only real cooking
Continuing our slump series (thus far, there’s only one other part of this so-called “series”), I offer you My Drunk Kitchen. I would really like to party with this chick. She points out that the name of this dish just sounds dirty. I think that too! We could totally hang out.
V.20 No.18 | 5/5/2011
Food for Thought
Mom and the Green Stalk
Three easy asparagus recipes your mamma will love
A Mother’s Day brunch menu without asparagus is like a tailgate party without beer. Un-American, that is.
V.20 No.14 | 4/7/2011
Cookbooks with zest for life
New cookbooks on cheesecake, American food and charcuterie
V.20 No.7 | 2/17/2011
Cooking With Tea
Brew a world of flavor from this versatile plant
Tea has had multiple applications for centuries—but only recently by Westerners—as an exciting component in Asian cooking: to infuse flavors into meats, jazz up marinades and sauces, and to create broths and garnishes. Here, food writer Mina Yamashita shares one of her favorite recipes.
V.19 No.46 | 11/18/2010
The Ultimate Toy Store
Holiday shopping at National Restaurant Supply
Fractal Frequencies with Kate Star Cherry • trance, dance at Blackbird Buvette
In Nature's Light at Hunter Kirkland Contemporary
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