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V.23 No.37 | 9/11/2014

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The Daily Word in Olive Garden, Chick-Fil-A and the destruction of the universe.

By Carl Petersen [ Mon Sep 8 2014 12:55 PM ]
The Daily Word

I suspect I’ve been fighting the new unidentified respiratory virus for two weeks as of tomorrow.

Atlanta Hawks owner Bruce Levenson comes clean with a racist email.

Stephen Hawking says the God particle could destroy the entire universe.

Behold the viking ring fortress.

Put a coin in dry ice.

Olive Garden offers you endless noodles for seven weeks.

The founder of Chick-Fil-A died.

Kate Middleton is pregnant again.

Will Bernalillo County commissioners put pot on the ballot?

The return of “Cops” makes some people angry.

The Grim Reaper spoke to KRQE.

Happy birthday, Aimee Mann.

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V.23 No.17 |

news

The Daily Word in five-0, blue meanies and The Man

By August March [ Thu Apr 24 2014 12:33 PM ]
The Daily Word

The cop at the center of the latest APD-involved fatal shooting lied about his role in another shooting, says the LA Times.

Here is a story about shooting victim Mary Hawke’s short life.

The Grey Lady reports “Chief Gorden Eden said at a news conference that the officer’s lapel camera had not captured” the latest officer involved fatality here in Burque.

Gwyneth Doland of Al-Jazeera reports on the ineffective use of police body cameras among members of Albuquerque’s finest.

Discussions are underway to make lapel camera use by APD an enforceable requirement.

The UN Human Rights Committee reports that among human rights violations in the USA, criminalization of the homeless is a pressing issue.

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V.23 No.7 |

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The Daily Word in COPS is coming back to Albuquerque, a really old can of herring and not-confirming Hannah Skandera

Get well soon, Wattie!

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 18 2014 9:49 AM ]
The Daily Word

New Mexico Secretary of Education Hannah Skandera will serve her entire term without ever being confirmed.

More details about the ongoing radiation leak at WIPP.

Keeping the Albuquerque BioPark animals happy.

The second suspect in the high-speed car chase crash in Corrales was arrested.

Bernalillo Sheriff's office is welcoming COPS to BernCo supposedly with "full editing control" over the content and apparently not remembering that Mayor Marty banned the show from Albuquerque.

A Florida artist smashed a valuable Ai Weiwei vase in an act of protest.

Jimmy Fallon took over The Tonight Show last night.

Expert disarms 25 year old can of herring.

Detailed mapping and study of abandoned Detroit will determine how many dilapidated and unoccupied buildings there are.

A woman was arrested nine years after failing to return a rented copy of Monster-In-Law.

Check out this amazingly preserved ancient Chinese city that was discovered 30 meters underwater in 2001.

The Exploited's Wattie had an onstage heart attack.

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V.21 No.33 | 8/16/2012

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The Daily Word in Pussy Riot, excessive force, presidential brosefs

By Sam Adams [ Fri Aug 17 2012 10:44 AM ]
The Daily Word

Pussy Riot gets two years for speaking out against Putin.

Several articles on the Washington Post today are pissed off at President Obama. Here’s one of them.

Between Obama, Romney, Biden and Ryan, Who’s the biggest bro?

Eastdale softball rules!

If you’re a cop who likes beating people, tasing them and stepping on their head when they’re trying to surrender, a warrant wouldn’t hurt.

Hatch wins a green chile battle.

Baldwin on fracking.

From Amish to rodeo.

People who can’t spell vs. Islam.

Ow! ... just ow. (may be NSFW)

Speaking of assholes, we all know that Kobe Bryant is one. So is his wife.

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V.20 No.28 |

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

By Tom Nayder [ Tue Jul 19 2011 2:38 PM ]

Thanks to Andrew for sending me this one. He writes

Our State Police at work. Enjoy

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

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C.O.P.S.

By Tom Nayder [ Fri Jul 15 2011 11:55 AM ]

Thanks to Dandee for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

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V.20 No.15 |

SPORTS

Special Olympics New Mexico

Area 5 Unified Volleyball Competition

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Apr 17 2011 6:50 PM ]

In 1968 the first Special Olympics Games were organized in Chicago by Anna McGlone Burke. She approached Eunice Kennedy Shriver and gained Shriver's philanthropic support.

Special Olympics Timeline.

Today this writer had the pleasure of attending the Area Five Unified Volleyball Competition held at Johnson Gym on the UNM campus. In a nutshell, New Mexico is divided into Six Areas. Bernalillo, Sandoval, Torrance, Valencia and Socorro are all in Area Five. Unified means there are disabled and non-disabled players on the teams together.

The atmosphere in the arena was laid back and jocular, with athletes in particular taking pleasure in their game. There was yelling. There were victory dances before matches even started. Most importantly though, the volleyball matches were filled with knuckle-biting climaxes that rivaled the third period in a'79 vintage Rangers vs. Islanders hockey game.

Check out the official Special Olympics New Mexico website and schedule here. Events are free, and everyone is welcome. Check out the Rio Rancho Area Five fundraiser t.v. spot if you haven't seen it yet.

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V.20 No.13 |

news

The Daily Word 4.1.11: Pagan New Year Edition

By Chango Morales [ Fri Apr 1 2011 10:33 AM ]
The Daily Word

Hurrah for the bra clapper.

Go on down to Ho Burger.

Trinity site open Saturday.

Obama robber nabbed in Austria.

Cops bust meth lab near school (That's where they always bust them.)

Eight U.N. workers killed in Afghanistan by mob angry about Qur'an burning.

Happy birthday Rachel Maddow.

Go Daddy founder in hot water with P.E.T.A. for shooting elephant.

Billy Joel decides not to write memoir.

Oil goes over $100 a barrel.

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V.20 No.4 |

News

The Daily Word 1.28.10: Eat me, bear.

By John Bear [ Fri Jan 28 2011 10:00 AM ]
The Daily Word

Escaped inmate planned on overdosing on dope and letting bears eat him, but was stopped by voice of reason. Average weekend at Casa de Juan Oso.

Cops get take home cars back.

Bicyclist gets hit by car in northeast Albuquerque.

CYFD workers placed on leave following boy's death.

Woman claims yogurt sample tainted with bodily fluids. Another day at Casa de Juan Oso.

Student loans blamed for downturn in freshman mental health.

Taco Bell launches ad campaign to defend beef.

Woman who says she is gay faces deportation from Britain to Uganda, where, of course, they shoot gay people. Britain says she is not gay.

Hawaii bill would grant access to Obama's birth records. Effort to stop dumb ass birthers.

Shit hitting the fan in Egypt.


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V.19 No.45 |

News

The Daily Word 11.12.10: Police Shooting, assertive Chinese people, sex toy attack

By John Bear [ Thu Nov 11 2010 11:41 PM ]
The Daily Word

Albuquerque Police shoot 14th person in 2010.

Guy who killed self after botched bank robbery was corrections officer.

Burglary suspect got arrested at bar called The Alibi.

Other guy gets shot, finishes sandwich.

Nasa, Pentagon say mystery plume was jet, not missile.

Assertive people in China run risk of being committed.

Amazon no longer selling guide for pedophiles.

But they are still selling pictures of naked pre-pubescent girls.

George W. Bush killed sister's fish with vodka. Jerk.

Woman arrested for attacking cop with sex toy.

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V.19 No.43 | 10/28/2010

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The Daily Word 10.27.10: Grave-digging bears, doomed vertebrates, Albuquerque explodes, all cops quit

By Laura Marrich [ Wed Oct 27 2010 1:45 PM ]
The Daily Word

Sandia Labs is testing explosives today; expect black smoke and loud booms any minute now.

Mora County sheriff’s deputy found passed out in his patrol car.

In other law enforcement news, every cop in town quits after gunmen shower a Mexican police headquarters with bullets.

Democrats are actually outspending Replicans this time around.

You cannot cook Jamie Oliver's “30-Minute Meals” in 30 minutes.

Rand Paul supporter dudes beat up a MoveOn volunteer lady.

One-fifth of vertebrates may be doomed.

Arctic bears are eating corpses from Russian graveyards .

The world’s first organic milk rap.

Vaya con Dios, former Argentine president Kirchner.

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V.19 No.15 | 4/15/2010
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

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V.18 No.50 | 12/10/2009

Idiot Box

Marked for Justice

“Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E

By Devin D. O’Leary

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V.18 No.31 | 7/30/2009
Boys, I hope I can count on your vote in 2009!
M.G. Bralley
Boys, I hope I can count on your vote in 2009!

Local Blogosphere Roundup: Bail bonds, AYP, Martycrats, cops, locavorism

Sitting-by-itself-in-the-school-cafeteria Edition

By Jerry Cornelius [ Sun Jul 26 2009 8:54 AM ]

What’s the story behind all those bail bonds shacks clustered around the courthouses on Fifth Street? DCF’s Adelita found out.

Scot Key deconstructs the fallacy of Adequate Yearly Progress in the zero-tolerance world of No Child Left Behind.

Here’s The Eye’s almost-incoherent discussion of Sally Mayer’s controversial mayoral forum, and why Marty labeled it unethical. Bonus points for using the term “Martycrat.”

You can hire all the cops you want, but if they can’t solve crimes, what’s the point?

And here’s an eyebrow-raising goal for New Mexico: 25% local food consumption by 2020. I’m for it!

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